Main Page Go to Short Stories Go back to Articles Go to Comics Go to Continued Series Go to Editorial Go to New Series

Show All | Week 1 | Week 2 | Week 3 | Week 4 | Week 5 | Week 6 | Week 7 | Week 8 | Week 9 | Week 10 | Week 11 | Week 12 | Week 13 | Week 14 | Week 15 | Week 16 | Week 17 | Week 18 | Week 19 | Week 20 | Week 21 | Week 22 | Week 23 | Week 24 | Week 25 | Week 26 | Week 27 | Week 28 | Week 29 | Week 30 | Week 31 | Week 32 | Week 33 | Week 34 | Week 35 | Week 36 | Week 37 | Week 38 | Week 39 | Week 40 | Week 41 | Week 42 | Week 43 | Week 44 | Week 45 | Week 46 | Week 47 | Week 48 | Week 49 | Week 50 | Week 51 | Week 52 | Week 53 | Week 54 | Week 55 | Week 56 | Week 57 | Week 58 | Week 59 | Week 60 | Week 61 | Week 62 | Week 63 | Week 64 | Week 65 | Week 66 | Week 67 | Week 68 | Week 69 | Week 70 | Week 71 | Week 72 | Week 73 | Week 74 | Week 75 | Week 76 | Week 77 | Week 78 | Week 79 | Week 80 | Week 81 | Week 82 | Week 83 | Week 84 | Week 85 | Week 86 | Week 87 | Week 88 | Week 89 | Week 90 | Week 91 | Week 92 | Week 93 | Week 94 | Week 95 | Week 96 | Week 97 | Week 98 | Week 99 | Week 100 | Week 101 | Week 102 | Week 103 | Week 104 | Week 105 | Week 106 | Week 107 | Week 108 | Week 109 | Week 110 | Week 111 | Week 112 | Week 113 | Week 114 | Week 115 | Week 116 | Week 117 | Week 118 | Week 119 | Week 120 | Week 121 | Week 122 | Week 123 | Week 124 | Week 125 | Week 126 | Week 127 | Week 128 | Week 129 | Week 130 | Week 131 | Week 132 | Week 133 | Week 134 | Week 135 | Week 136 | Week 137 | Week 138 | Week 139 | Week 140 | Week 141 | Week 142 | Week 143 | Week 144 | Week 145 | Week 146 | Week 147 | Week 148 | Week 149

Neopia's Fill in the Blank News Source | 25th day of Eating, Yr 26
The Neopian Times Week 42 > Articles > Are YOU A Neo-Addict?

Are YOU A Neo-Addict?

by kallie182

Take this quiz to find out! Below are 21 statements, keep a tally of how many apply to you. (Note: Every single one of these statements actually apply to me and at least 5 of my Neofriends. It's a realistic quiz to see if you really are addicted!)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1. You make sure that you read the NeoPets news every day, and not just the Neopian times! (I was so shocked when I learned how many people didn't!)

2. When you're going on a small weekend vacation for 2 or 3 days, you put your pets in the Neolodge so you can be on vacation together! (Or you bring along your laptop and find a hotel that offers Internet service.. *blush*)

3. You do a search on the shop wizard, and recognise some of the usernames that come up. (The first time that happened, it frightened me!)

4. The majority of your messenger buddy list is people you met from NeoPets. (29/42 on my AIM buddy list..)

5. You know the names of at least three staff members, besides Adam and Donna! (If anyone doesn't know about Adam and Donna, they need more Neo in their system!)

6. You know a lot of neoHTML by heart, and how to actually make it work. You can combine also combine codes. (You'd be surprised at how many people ask me how to make the font a different colour while it's also glowing.)

7. You chat at least once a day on any of the chat boards. (Help board for me, hi friends!:)

8. You've done at least 20 jobs at the Faerieland Employment Agency. (I want to be the best employee!)

9. You made a special trip to go to the Limited Too and you only purchased NeoPets items, nothing else. (The sales lady kept asking me about all of the different pets and their names.)

10. On your Neofriends list, you have at least 35 people that you keep semi-regular contact with through Neomail, instant messenging, e-mail, or the chat boards. (I love my friends, hehe:)

11. You've entered the beauty contest at least 2 times, and placed in the top 3 of your species. (That takes some work, and a lot of Neofriends too!)

12. You know the Snowager times and the hidden tower address by heart. (I'm sorry, Danny and Matt, I know you think stealing from the poor Snowager is wrong, but..)

13. You can find the hidden tower without typing in the address. (It's so much easier!)

14. You have a gallery or collection that you spend a lot of time on. (Hi, my name is Kallie182 and I'm a Usuki-holic...)

15. When you wake up at night to go to the bathroom, you stop by your computer on the way back and check your shop till, Neomail, etc. (I never thought I'd admit that one...)

16. You take the time to actually wonder why some of the NeoPets foods aren't foods you can find in your grocery store, since they sound so yummy. (Personally, I want to try a snowberry.. hehe)

17. Mondays become exciting because the news will be updated daily again. (The weekends seem so long now!)

18. You've spent time watching the Neocam, trying to name each person that appears. (I can recognise a good bit now!)

19. You know the day you started playing NeoPets so you can celebrate your Neo-birthday! (On March 26, I turned 2 years old, awwwwww)

20. You've actually worked on your pets' Web sites, way to go! (My Usul was just painted a different colour so I'm busy working on a new layout for her..)

21. You have your pets' special days marked on your calendar at home. (November 27th is Usul Day!)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Scoring: How many of these apply to you? Count them up and match your number to one of the categories!

0-5 ~ You're the NeoPets player that is only on once a week, if that. You don't have many Neopoints. You have played very few of the games, and you probably don't have any trophies. Play more NeoPets! hehe (Note: If you've been on the site for less than a month, this is okay. If you've been on for more than a month, the real answer applies!)

6-10 ~ Well, you like NeoPets okay. But to you, it's just something to do if you're bored. You probably have a few thousand Neopoints, and have played a few of the games. You probably have a couple of trophies. I'm sure if you spend just a little more time on NeoPets, you'll be addicted in no time!

11-15 ~ You're one of the Neopians who has a guild, but you're not very active in it. You log on at least once a day to do the "daily things" such as Tombola and the shrine, but you never stay on for a long time unless you have nothing else to do. You've played a good bit of the games, and you have a nice amount of Neopoints. It's probably not a whole lot, but you're still rich compared to many other Neopians. You most likely have 3 - 5 trophies.

16-20 ~ You are the ULTIMATE Neopian. You're in a great guild, you have a gallery or nice shop, all of your pets are painted (or currently using the lab ray), and you've played almost every game at least once. Your trophy cabinet is probably pretty full, and your pets most likely have at least one trophy each! You play NeoPets every chance you get and you love it. Way to go! Some people probably make fun of you, but hey, there's worse things to be addicted to, right?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Author's Note: Do not be offended by any of the above words, I didn't mean any of them in a bad way! If you have any questions, comments, or just want to share your score and/or personal experiences, feel free to Neomail me:)


Search :
Other Stories

The Mysterious Alien Replicator
"Where does the Alien Aisha

by deejay435


Baby Paint Brushes: Cruel? I Think Not!
Personally I think you should talk to your pet first before cranking out that 250,000 NP...

by nuimechan


How to Be a Fan
I am a fan of many, many Neopians here.

by muas


Zeke Speaks: Thoughts from a Library Legend - Review IV
This week I want to tell you about two books that have come out in recent months and one oldie...

by missphd


Cheat! Chat
There are many strategies to get through each game, but this is one of the best that I have found.

by lordamger


Neopets | Main | Articles | Editorial
Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series | Search