TMTEYN 2: The Hot Lost Desert
Hello, Neopian fans! You may remember me from "The
Mistakes that Eat your Neopoints". Last time we talked about the different
mistakes that makes you lose your NP completely or a lot of it. Each week, I
am going to mark a world and tell you average Neopians (10,000 NP-99,999 NP)
which places are likely to be visited and safe. Today, we will talk about the
Hot Lost Desert! Oh yes, I will mark this by percentage like Report Cards. You
don't have to agree as I say, so I don't control your minds about something.
Stage 1: Pyramids Game/Scarab 21/Sakhmet Solitaire
Wow, these games are amazing! I could earn up to 5,000 NP per day (unless you
are so bad at it). These games are fairly hard and costs you 50 NP, but you
average Neopians really need to play this. Pyramids Game is one of the easiest
to win. You just follow the rules, and 90% of the times you will win more than
50 NP. These games are a must, so I recommend this badly! Percentage: 85%
Stage 2: Coltzan's Shrine
OMG... Whoever doesn't come here every day needs help! If Coltzan WAS alive,
this is what he would say, "My hands give out free training, free NP, free food,
free Dubloons, free everything!". Gosh, every 12 hours, you get to visit Coltzan
and you average Neopians may get free stats, which saves you about 2,950 NP.
This is a must, even beyond 100%! Percentage: 101%!
Stage 3: Calculator
The cheapest way through your math homework! LOL! Percentage: 20% or 0%
if you are not doing homework...
Stage 4: Fruit Machine
OMG... another good thing to look out for. Average Neopians, meet your new
best friend! The Fruit Machine offers you NP, NP, and NP, and Prizes! I still
don't believe my friend, but he said he got a Faerie Paint Brush off the Fruit
Machine! Isn't that amazing! From average Neopian, you can instantly win up
to the rank of RICH! RICH I TELL YA! Percentage: 101%
Stage 5: All the stalls...
Ah... Why are these here now? First, PetPet Stall. What the... you get those
pets way cheaper in the Shop Wizard, why bother waste your money on higher prices?
Average Neopians will be "Nearly-hero" to zero. Same with the others. I wouldn't
recommend this unless you are a very pesky person who tries to waste all your
brother or sister's account NP ;). Percentage: 65%
Stage 6: All the Flash games...
I am the worst at those Flash games in Lost Desert, as I don't get good NP
off them. It is a flash game, meaning only one thing... play and work at the
same time. Earn your NP off these games, and you don't need admissions either!
I would recommend this, unless you are so bad at these games like me... Percentage:
Good at games-80% Bad at games-65%
No more stages, as I don't want to be too detailed. I really hope you like
this article, as next week will be Tyrannia, the Rocky Goodness. If you disagree
DEEPLY, AND I MEAN DEEPLY, please Neomail me. Also, visit my great guild called
Ship of Neopia.