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The Neopian Times Week 37 > Articles > TMTEYN 2: The Hot Lost Desert

TMTEYN 2: The Hot Lost Desert

by johnnebot

Hello, Neopian fans! You may remember me from "The Mistakes that Eat your Neopoints". Last time we talked about the different mistakes that makes you lose your NP completely or a lot of it. Each week, I am going to mark a world and tell you average Neopians (10,000 NP-99,999 NP) which places are likely to be visited and safe. Today, we will talk about the Hot Lost Desert! Oh yes, I will mark this by percentage like Report Cards. You don't have to agree as I say, so I don't control your minds about something.

Stage 1: Pyramids Game/Scarab 21/Sakhmet Solitaire

Wow, these games are amazing! I could earn up to 5,000 NP per day (unless you are so bad at it). These games are fairly hard and costs you 50 NP, but you average Neopians really need to play this. Pyramids Game is one of the easiest to win. You just follow the rules, and 90% of the times you will win more than 50 NP. These games are a must, so I recommend this badly! Percentage: 85%

Stage 2: Coltzan's Shrine

OMG... Whoever doesn't come here every day needs help! If Coltzan WAS alive, this is what he would say, "My hands give out free training, free NP, free food, free Dubloons, free everything!". Gosh, every 12 hours, you get to visit Coltzan and you average Neopians may get free stats, which saves you about 2,950 NP. This is a must, even beyond 100%! Percentage: 101%!

Stage 3: Calculator

The cheapest way through your math homework! LOL! Percentage: 20% or 0% if you are not doing homework...

Stage 4: Fruit Machine

OMG... another good thing to look out for. Average Neopians, meet your new best friend! The Fruit Machine offers you NP, NP, and NP, and Prizes! I still don't believe my friend, but he said he got a Faerie Paint Brush off the Fruit Machine! Isn't that amazing! From average Neopian, you can instantly win up to the rank of RICH! RICH I TELL YA! Percentage: 101%

Stage 5: All the stalls...

Ah... Why are these here now? First, PetPet Stall. What the... you get those pets way cheaper in the Shop Wizard, why bother waste your money on higher prices? Average Neopians will be "Nearly-hero" to zero. Same with the others. I wouldn't recommend this unless you are a very pesky person who tries to waste all your brother or sister's account NP ;). Percentage: 65%

Stage 6: All the Flash games...

I am the worst at those Flash games in Lost Desert, as I don't get good NP off them. It is a flash game, meaning only one thing... play and work at the same time. Earn your NP off these games, and you don't need admissions either! I would recommend this, unless you are so bad at these games like me... Percentage: Good at games-80% Bad at games-65%

No more stages, as I don't want to be too detailed. I really hope you like this article, as next week will be Tyrannia, the Rocky Goodness. If you disagree DEEPLY, AND I MEAN DEEPLY, please Neomail me. Also, visit my great guild called The Haunted Ship of Neopia.

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