Ever wondered what sign you were born under in Neopia? Ever wonder what sign
your pet is? Look nowhere else! I've put together a Neopian Astrological Description
for every month of the Neopian calendar and will be doing weekly horoscopes
for them. Don't know your sign? Then find out what month you were born in and
figure it out from the list below.
This week, we'll start with a basic run-down of Neopian Astrology. Signs are
represented by the 12 most common faeries of Neopia. Find out which faerie you
are and you're well on your way to seeing what the stars hold in your future!
Uber-Air (Month of Sleeping)
You possess a quick intellect and an expansive mind keen on innovation and progressive
thought. You're a rebel, but one who really needs people around. You have tons
of friends, but you tend not to get too intimate with any one person. You are
the first to report unfairness in Neopia and enjoy Techo Yoga as your favourite
activity. You also enjoy the Space Station due to its many technological wonders
and probably have a NeoPet painted robotic.
Uber-Earth (Month of Awakening)
You're empathetic, open-hearted and intuitive. You rely on your instincts rather
than facts or logic, experiencing things almost completely subjectively. Daydreamy
and creative, you prefer to go with the flow rather than fight the current.
You are a very subconscious thinker and enjoy helping others. You donate a lot
of time and NP to the Money Tree and are a great writer of poetry. You probably
have a total of four NeoPets, all adopted from the Neopian Pound.
Uber-Fire (Month of Running)
You're initiating, bold and impatient, your fiery nature making you irresistible
and exciting. While you can be impulsive and combative, you're the absolute
leader of the pack. You enjoy pulling the strings in situations and excitement
makes you tick. You spend a lot of time at the Training Academy at Mystery Island
as well as climbing the slippery slopes of Terror Mountain to take the Alpine
Ski Challenge.
Uber-Dark (Month of Eating)
You may be stubborn, but your grounded, steady demeanour makes you someone others
can count on. You're also a sensualist who loves good food, physical affection,
romance and material goods - and only the best of everything. You are a first
class trader at the Trading Post and enjoy getting rare items for a good deal.
You are a whiz at finances and your bank account probably could attest to that
fact.
Uber-Water (Month of Hunting)
You're flexible, flirty and inventive. Intelligent to the extreme, your idea
of a good time is a lively conversation - or better yet, a friendly debate.
You sometimes feel split in two directions and don't know what to do! You are
great at multitasking and particularly experienced at Lenny's Trivia. You are
an avid reader and probably buy a lot of books for yourself and your NeoPets.
Uber-Light (Month of Relaxing)
You're deeply emotional and intuitive, and your top concern is family. Something
of a homebody, you prefer to stay in rather than go out on the town. You can
be moody, drawing into your protective shell if things get too intense around
you. If there were a keyword for you, it would be "home." You are a great party
hostess and throw lots of great shindigs at your NeoHome. You also probably
have a pet in the Gourmet Club.
Fire (Month of Swimming)
You're stubborn, yet impulsive. You're also showy, dramatic and sometimes vain.
You have a sunny demeanour and love to be the centre of your loved ones' adoration.
You'd make a great actor. You spend many hours pampering yourself and your pet
at the Neolodge Hotel. You spend a lot of time daydreaming and probably have
a pet that has been featured in the Pet Spotlight.
Earth (Month of Hiding)
You're flexible, yet practical. You get a kick out of organisation and anything
that puts your analytical mind to use. Watch out for perfectionism! You feel
and operate best in a position in which you can help others. You are concerned
with your health and spend many hours at Grundo's Gym. Your NeoHome is well-kept
and clean and your pets are groomed regularly.
Light (Month of Gathering)
You're romantic but particular, diplomatic but indecisive, but ultimately happiest
when you're in love. You don't really like to be alone, period. You abhor conflict,
and have a highly developed sense of objectivity and conflict resolution. You
like the word "partnership" and you are a great mediator. When there's a conflict,
you're the first to try and solve it. You probably belong to a Battledome league
and/or a guild.
Dark (Month of Collecting)
Intense and emotionally perceptive, you pick up on unspoken words and speak
the language of gesture. Deep, mysterious and magnetically attractive, you yearn
for emotional intimacy. If hurt, you really sting - and you don't forgive easily!
You are great at investigative thinking and probably do very well on the Treasure
Hunt and Neoknights. Your pets are outgoing and make friends easily,
Water (Month of Storing)
You're impulsive and inquisitive, needing travel and constant exposure to new
foods, people, landscapes and things to do. Change is one thing you can't do
without; you are a truth-seeker, and will go to the ends of the earth to find
answers! You enjoy a good philosophical debate and also enjoy travelling. You've
been all over Neopia and could probably tell the Tour Guide at Mystery Island
a thing or two he doesn't know. You're hoping to see more areas in Neopia open
up to travel and await that day with much excitement.
Air (Month of Celebrating)
You're motivated, determined and practical. You see no need to take unnecessary
risks. You are ambitious and strong, but also somewhat conservative. Your main
goal is to achieve social status amongst the ranks of the wealthy in Neopia.
You love being in charge and probably have your own guild. You probably manage
a mean stock portfolio with Nigel at the Stock Market and your pets probably
have lots of toys. | 
