Neopian Transportation: Part Two by cake_hole_8 | |
Hey there! Ready for more insight into the practically unknown world of Neopian
Transport? Good. I knew you were. Well, after that exciting ride on the Faerieland
cloud (shhhhhh, it's all a bit secret) who wouldn't be back for more??!!
Since last
week, a sceptic Chia decided that I was a fool, and tried to convince
me that everyone travels around on a 'browser' pfft, a 'browser' what
the heck is a 'browser?' I don't know of any 'browser'. Well, even if SOME owners
claim that they travel on a 'browser', then those owners should think about
what their NeoPets do when they are not there. Humph! Stupid, ugly Chia,
he was so ugly he looked like an avocado. Wait, he was!
Hey! Watch it!
Ooh, sorry, went a bit off track there. Speaking of tracks, that reminds me
of trains. And trains remind me of transport. Which brings me nicely to tell
you about the VirtuPets
Space Station official 'Space-Program-And-Comet-Exploration' (or 'SPACE')
The SPACE transport is a small shuttle bay on level 17 of the space station.
With five space pods leaving on the hour, every hour, the SPACE transport is
an interesting and fun experience for Newbies and Oldbies alike to learn about
space and the eeeeeeeevil Dr.
Sloth. Each expedition lasts for 40 minutes and includes space slush
and a fine Grundo-prepared-meal for just 100 NP per pet, or a family discount
of 300 NP. A highly trained Grundo pilots each pod, and each pod can take a
maximum of 20 pets. I really recommend this, it's a fun treat. Hey Mr. Grundo,
do I get my Neopoints yet?? Ooooopsie… shouldn't have written that.
The newly founded Krawk
Island is not well known for anything at the moment, as it is so new.
But I've been doing some undercover investigating into a new idea brought forward
by a drunken pirate… that surprisingly enough is being worked on despite the
swearing which followed this pirate's idea. The idea makes good use of the pirate's
abilities (stealing, stealing, and stealing) their plans are to go to Mystery
Island and steal the Island
Mystic, whom they hope will predict a good mode of transport. I suppose
I shouldn't be reporting this as it isn't transport, but I'm looking out for
the Island Mystic's well being.
Finally, and this really is finally as this is the end of part two *sniff*
I will report on a brand new, simply unheard of idea that is under construction
in Tyrannia. Yes, Lennys and Grundomen, may I introduce…the wheel! These rather
primitive pets have come up with the wheel, which they have grand plans for,
and you can already test out a 'Chomby drawn carriage' for a measly Neopoint,
and the ever-evolving Tyrannians are even working on a carriage that uses the
technology of the wheel to drive on land, and the abilities of a Scorchio's
wings to fly, as well!! Wow! Watch this space.
Thank you for reading this absurd report. Happy travels and bon voyage! This
is cake_hole_8 jet-packing off. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh... |