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The Neopian Times Week 23 > Articles > Top Ten Uses of Dung

Top Ten Uses of Dung

by kingkewl

Yes, you have probably heard of Neopia's favourite substance, dung! You have probably even tried a bit of that chewing gum, you sly dog ; ) But do you know what the miracle substance dung, is REALLY useful for? Here are the top ten uses for dung.

10. You all know this one, Chewing Dung. The food that's sweeping the nation! Chew on this after you brush your teeth this morning and you'll spend a whole day in Neopia without having to do any work! People might even give you some items to leave their shop!

9. Furniture. Yes, you heard me, furniture. Dung is the most comfortable when new, soft and curves just for your body type. Old furniture gets hard, but that's hardly a problem! It's just fixes the back problems that you developed by using a bed that didn't support your weight!

8. Gardening. Yes, that's right, gardening. Dung is perfect for growing plants, with just the right amount of nutrients to get it to full bloom. You can also produce it daily ; )

7. Pranks! Pranks, Neopia's favourite past time! Everyone gets a good laugh when they find fake dung in their lunch bag, it's even better when it's real! Then you can actually eat it!

6. Decorations. Give your house the natural outdoorsy feeling with real live dung spread through all the rooms! Your guest will just love the feeling and smell it adds to your NeoHome!

5. Wow! We are on five already? I guess so! Now think, what is the best game in Neopia? That's right! The fantabulous game-show better than you! Did you know that they actually have used dung to be a Gormball, and a Deckball in those contests! Wow!

4. Are you not a people person? Well, is dung the item for you! If anyone gets near your house, you can use the famous Dung Catapult to knock him or her away! They usually never come back, and if they do you won't see them a third time!

3. Camouflage! Dung is great in battle! Smear some all over your face and they won't be able to see you anywhere you go! Win those really important battles without getting a scratch!

2. The second top use or dung is cost effectiveness! Dung furniture is a little as 50 NP, and you get top quality wads of gum for 5 NP or lower! Now, I know you're thinking what's the catch? I'm happy to announce that there isn't one!

1. The top use for dung is Perfume! Slap or spray dung all over your body and you'll be irresistible! People would love to hang about you and jut smell you all day!

There you have it, the top 10 uses of dung! Go out there and buy more today! (Also ask for more of those GREAT dung items!)


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