"I know I'm not that smart....but at least I look great!!
Teehee," Cherry_Swirll said to her best friend babys_face01. Cherry_Swirll
let out a girly giggle and twirled her long fluffy laid out hair around
"Yeah, but you're never going to pass at Mount Usulin
if you don't have a good education," babys_face01 said seriously.
Cherry_Swirll looked at her friend and said, "Whatever!"
Just then the bell rang and Cherry_Swirll walked over
to her locker without looking at her friend.
Cherry_Swirll is the prettiest Usul to walk Mount Usulin
High's halls. She had all the looks, but not the brains. Last term she
scored an ugly "D-" in Math and an even uglier "F" in History. Nothing
gets any lower than an "F," Cherry_Swirll said unhappily that term. Now
it's Term 3 and Cherry_Swirll pretended it didn't even matter if she passed
or not. That's where our story begins....
It was a, well let's cut to the chase... it was a rather
bleak and ugly day... rain began to pour. The weirdest weather they had
so far. Cherry_Swirll was late but just in time for history class. She
was pulling everything out of her locker looking for her history book
"Bummer!" she kept looking even though she knew somehow
that she wouldn't find her book. When she shoved over her purple sweater
she found a Magical Hair Usuki. "Huh? What's this doing here??" She picked
it up and ZAP!!
She was thrown down into a chair from nowhere. "Wh-Where
am I??" she said still clutching the Usuki.
"Hun you're at Mount Usulin High....You've been going here
since I can remember," a young Usul said at the front. The other Usul's
A series of questions were asking away in her head....What?
My teacher is like 100 years old and this Usul is like 16? How come every
Usul in my class is a girl? Why does everyone look perfect? Why is the
classroom pink? Why is my desk purple? Why does my book say History
of Hair?? Why am I here? This isn't Mount Usulin High??
"Umm hunny, did you hear what I said? I asked you How
do you make a Light shade of lip gloss shine???" the teacher said
with a smile.
The teacher had on a big red boa...platform shoes....pink
eyeshadow and shiny pink lip gloss....and her hair was up in a curly ponytail.
All the other Usul's had perfect cool hairdos and make-up. "Ummm...ummm...you
you....Put Lip Shine over it?" Cherry_Swirll said.
"Of course not. You buy Lip shine's lip gloss!!" the
other Usul's clapped and smiled showing there shiny lip gloss.
"Wait a sec...this is the perfect school...No history
of inventions...or math....just good beauty tips and dim-witted teachers!!"
Cherry_Swirll thought to herself.
Another Usul raised her hand...."Umm it's like when
you like totally put like hair spray in you like add like gel and like
sparkly stuff Teehee!!"
"That is Correct babys_face01!!"
"babys_face01!! That's my friend," Cherry_Swirll said
"Like duh," she said.... everyone laughed...showing white
teeth and giggling. How come babys_face01 had been so...so dumb now??
The next day Cherry_Swirll Hopped out of bed and looked
happy to go to school. She dressed the exact way she wanted to and did
everything she wanted to do at the old Mount Usulin High but couldn't.
She somehow knew the Magical Hair Usuki had to do with the great luck
She arrived at school and sat through the most exciting
lessen on applying eyeshadow....at lunch she and her friend babys_face01
ate their lunch of lettuce with no sauce on top or anything on it.
"Ummm, why don't they have like donuts for dessert an..."
babys_face01 interrupted her, "DESSERT? We don't have that; it causes
us to get fat and then we are not beautiful anymore."
"Right....whatever" Cherry_Swirll said unhappily.
Back at class they began a lessen on modeling, and how
to walk up and down the isle. Cherry_Swirll raised her hand and said..."Oh
oh and when you walk down the aisle make sure to do a 1/4 turn pivot step
to the right and a 3/4 step PIVOT to the left the a full turn and heel
toe back down!!"
The teacher walked right up beside Cherry_Swirll and
said, "Don't be so smart, if you're ever going to be a model you have to
be clueless and dumb."
"WHAT?" Cherry_Swirll said to herself. That's not true
some models are very smart. The teacher stared at her and said, "You need
to curl your eyelashes more."
Then it was brush up time where the teacher talked but
nobody listened and they took out there mirrors and just look at there
selves and fix there lip gloss. "OK! Modeling time!" the teacher said
happily and wittingly.
The Usuls were chattering at each other and screaming,
"Ohhh, I love your hair!!"
It came time for Cherry_Swirll to walk down the isle.
"Here wear this!" the Schorchio handed Cherry_Swirll a short pink dress
"ARRRRGGGG I've reached the pinnacle of my anger. You
Usuls don't know anything and and I can't even fit in that dress!!!"
The teacher looked at her and took her to a dark room
with a big mirror where they sat her in front of it. "Usuls are not smart
they're pretty... and stress gives you wrinkles..... models aren't smart
and blah blah blah blah blah.....BLAH!...blah blah blah blah!"
Cherry_Swirll wasn't listening anymore and she was lost
in the teachers voice thinking to herself.... I am smart and pretty but
I'm not dumb or a model. I'm too young to where all these foundations
"I've had it with you and this school... I am not going
to allow you to treat me like a Usuki," Cherry_Swirll pulled the hair
out of the magical hair Usuki's head and...
ZAP! She was thrown back into her chair. The male
Usul teacher Mr. Uksuk babbled away about Ursula Usul at The top of Mount
Usulin and Chad Usul the Proud inventor of Usuki dolls. Cherry_Swirll
cringed at the word Usuki and for the first time listened to her teacher.
That term Cherry_Swirll got "A's B's and even C's". She passed and even
went to Usul Law School.
WARNING: Usukis don't actually do that and babys_face01
is a fictional character. If you're a model don't think that I was making
fun of you because that's not true... models can be pretty smart!! :)