One beautiful day, _Kikyo_ (alias Kikyo) went over to Ulysses' lunchroom. Kikyo's
uncle, Ulysses, whom she called Uncle Ulysses owned Ulysses' lunchroom.
"Hey Kikyo!" Kikyo's friend Kiko_57 (alias Kiko) called as Kikyo made her
way to Ulysses' lunchroom.
"Hey Kiko! I'm on my way to Uncle Ulysses' Lunch Room; care to join me?" Kikyo
"Sure," Kiko said.
With that, the two young, female Kikos continued to the lunchroom for some
"Hello, Ulysses!" Kikyo and Kiko greeted together as they barged into Ulysses'
"Heya, Girls!" Ulysses greeted in reply to Kikyo and Kiko. "I just finished
assembling yet another laboursaving device! This one makes doughnuts! I have
to go over to the barbershop. You can test it out for me while I'm away," he
As soon as he left a rather rich-looking Neopian entered.
"What'll it be?" Kikyo asked the woman as she looked into the menu.
"I'll have a green-plate special and a dozen doughnuts. I want the doughnuts
to go, okay?" she ordered.
"The doughnuts aren't ready yet and it'll take a while to make them," Kiko
informed the lady.
"Nonsense," said the rich Neopian as she walked behind the counter where Kiko
The woman grabbed the largest bowl in plain sight and began throwing, pouring,
and dumping ingredients into it.
"Isn't that a rather large mass of batter?" Kiko inquired.
"The more the better!" the lady replied.
The woman filled the doughnut-maker with the batter and boxed the first twelve
perfectly round doughnuts.
"Fluffy, my Wocky will just adore these delicious morsels," she said.
The happy Neopian had her green-plate special to go just as her doughnuts
were. Then, she was on her way. Yet, the doughnuts continued to be made by the
laboursaving, doughnut-making device. Kikyo and Kiko counted each one as it
"How many have you counted so far?" Kiko questioned.
"I lost count at one hundred and three," Kikyo answered.
The large container the doughnuts would fall into as they were produced was
now overflowing. Kikyo and Kiko began stacking the doughnuts on the cleaned
counters. Soon, a Chia Policeman walked in.
"Holy Somoly!" he yelled. "What in Neopia is going on here?!"
"Go get Uncle Ulysses right now!" Kikyo cried in despair.
The Chia hurried over to the barbershop and got ol' Ulysses to come to his
"You silly lil' Kikos!" he chuckled. "All you had to do was flick the red
Uncle Ulysses flicked the red off-switch and the doughnut production halted.
Everyone in the lunchroom laughed including Kikyo and Kiko themselves. The rest
of that day, all those doughnuts were being sold for one Neopoint each; how
lucky. Of course, the Chia Policeman bought like sixty two Sugar Doughnuts.