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The Neopian Times Week 20 > Articles > New Uses for Weapons

New Uses for Weapons

by scruples88number2

Let's face it, all those weapons that are meant for one species only aren’t usually all they’re cracked up to be. Don’t get me wrong, some of them are pretty good, but if you buy them, then get better ones, don't junk them! Put them to better use!

I’ve gone through most of the different species’ specific weapons, and I’ve found that they can be much more useful!

Note: Just so I don’t have to go through them individually, several weapons come in many varieties. Most shields can be used for protection on rainy days. All helmets are great for head-banging and opening locked doors. All swords look great on the mantle and come in handy if you encounter that infamous super-tough steak.

Jubjub: Use Jubjub shoes of flight to re-tar your roof. For a Halloween costume, strap on an ancient Jubjub mask. You’ll have the best costume around, and if some one doesn’t give you candy, blast 'em! Chin-ups getting you down? Well, Jubjub power arms are just the thing for you! Love sticking your head out the window, but not the wind in your eyes? Jubjub goggles will protect your peepers through any wind.

Usul: Use a Usul lemon bomb to get your floors sparkly clean, and lemony fresh in an instant. Chop down those pesky tree weeds with a Usul Axe.

Quiggle: Use a Quiggle tongue whip to reach the remote without getting out of your Lazy-Pet recliner. Make your massages much better with Quiggle brass knuckles. Find the secret of that Quiggle Sword of Terror, and you can put on a magic show: come see the amazing disappearing sword! (only works once)

Pteri: The Jacket-goggle combo looks great. Make a sword-sized hole in a big rock, place your Pteri sword in, gather up all your non-Pteri friends, and have a good game of see who can pull the sword out. I guarantee you’ll win :)

Kyrii: Love April Fools? The Kyrii shocker and Kyrii Cork gun do the trick when it comes to pranks. The Kyrii tank top is great for lying on the beach if you get stepped on a lot. If you want to be painted desert, but can't afford it, the Kyrii Battle helmet gives you an inexpensive “queen of the Nile” kind of look.

Koi: A Koi amulet will give you that 60s style look, and help you out if anyone tries to pick on you for your out-of-date style. If the summer sun makes you feel like a fish out of water, don’t get burnt up about it, get a Koi seaweed amulet. For all those Koi divers, keep the glare out of your eyes and make less painful belly flops with Koi goggles.

Korbat: Keep warm when diving to the surface of cold lakes to catch pray with your Korbat chest plate. Use Korbat wing guards to help you glide on long trips. If you need a new hobby, Korbat swords are the perfect size for throwing. Are you really “blind as a bat?” well, if you wear a Korbat Helmet around, you’ll have an excuse for bumping into things.

Chomby: Does your dance partner have four left feet? Wear your Chomby boots of might and dance the night away pain-free. If you are tired of always going slow, put your Chomby rocket belt on backwards, and fire away. Cheetahs don’t got nothin’ on you!

Elephante: With your Silver Elephante attack boots, the school bullies will regret the day they ever tried to trip you! If you are hosting a party, use your Sword of Trumpeting to make the h'dourves and play a cool tune. If you love uprooting tasty trees, but hate the splinters, wear your Silver Elephante helmet and kiss your tweezers good-bye.

I hope you have found this article to be helpful. If I missed a species that you have found good uses for their battle dome items, please Neomail me at guild_scruples, and be on the look out for my next article: Weapon Uses II: Hidden Tower Items.

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