Okay, there’s just been one thing that has been bothering me for awhile now.
The “Evil Fuzzle Thing”. Every week when I’m reading The Neopian Times there
is always a story on how evil these cute little fuzz balls are. So how do you
know they’re evil? Have you meet this certain Fuzzle? Have you sat down and
had a nice talk to this Fuzzle over a Cup of Borovan? Didn’t think so. So how
can you judge that these cute little guys (and girls) are evil? Just because
it says they’re evil: “Pink Evil Fuzzle”? So what? You don’t really know
if these guys are evil until you get to know them. I know that’s kind of hard,
but aren’t you judging a book by its cover when you say they’re evil. I just
don’t think it’s fair.
Okay, so when you drop by the Toy Shop you see a Blue Evil Fuzzle sitting
on the shelf. You automatically think “money” or “I don’t want that! It’s evil,
it will curse my pet!” Well I let my NeoPets play with evil Fuzzles, in fact,
I bought a set excluding the rainbow one. Nothing has happened to my pets. Have
you noticed how much cuter the evil Fuzzles are compared to the normal ones?
The normal ones look like cheap toys! While the evil ones look much sharper,
and can you really be evil with a huge grin on your face? Well, maybe if it
was an evil grin, but it’s not!
Have you ever wondered if these Fuzzles actually wanted to be evil? I mean
they don’t really have a choice do they? After all they’re mouths are stitched
shut. So did this evil Fuzzle that you just bought and are planning to sell
for thousands of Neopoints, really want to be evil? Or was it forced to by the
makers of these cute little creatures? Maybe these so called “evil” Fuzzles
aren’t really evil at all. Well I don’t think they are anyway, they’re really
kind once you get to know them! Maybe that “normal” Fuzzle is really the one
who wants to take over the world. Maybe it’s that evil Fuzzle that you’ve locked
away in your safety deposit box that wants to help your NeoPet learn to read.
So I’ve asked my NeoPets to help me out with this article, they said they’d
tell me how these evil Fuzzles are acting when they play with them. Natt also
told me her opinion on the “Normal Fuzzles”.
Oputuk: Well, when Mum came home with a set of Evil Fuzzles I thought
she was nuts! I mean ? Has she gone mad? So she set all
of 'em down on the floor and they started running around and looking through
our whole NeoHome. But what really surprised me was the fact that they weren’t
destroying anything. They were just kind of looking around to see what they
could find, nosy little things they are. But I’ll tell you now! They’re loads
of fun to play with!
Natdarat: I was so happy when Mummy came home with all those cute little
Fuzzles! I knew they were evil, but they’re stuck up hair and stitched mouths
made them so cute! They were running around the NeoHome and making funny little
squeaking noises, but they weren’t breaking anything, which really surprised
me! When me and my brother started playing with them they were really fun! They’re
so much more fun then the plain Fuzzles. They just sit there and do nothing,
they’re real boring.
Well there you have it! Those are my pets’ opinions on the Evil Fuzzles. As
you can tell they don’t think they’re evil, and neither do I. So next time your
buying an Evil Fuzzle, buy it for your pet, not to get yourself some easy Neopoints.
Thank You.
Author's note: I know this is only my opinion and I know it’s not anyone
else’s, so if you think that these Fuzzles are truly evil then you can, I can’t
stop that. But if you support my theory then I really appreciate it. | 
