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The Neopian Times Week 18 > Articles > The Fuzzle Explanation

The Fuzzle Explanation

by boring49

Introduction:
There is an evil lurking out there, an evil in the most disguised form possible. This evil is the Fuzzle. Have you ever seen those so-called dust bunnies lurking around your room? Or those shadows that you see out of the corner of your eye, and when you look, they are gone? Well, those are them. They are patiently waiting, and have been for some time. They know it isn’t time yet, but they know it will come soon.

How It Began:
It began as one Fuzzle. One very sickened, power-hungry Fuzzle. He never really had a shape or form at this point, but his powers were incredibly strong. He goes by the name of “King Fuzzla”. He wanted to be in control, and would go to any lengths to get what he wanted. One day, while looking over his plots and pulling out hair after hair, he found the perfect solution- an innocent site called “NeoPets”. Lot’s of kids went there, and NeoPet’s was increasing in population rapidly. The perfect opportunity! King Fuzzla went to the NeoPet’s head quarters and it is rumoured he brainwashed the NeoPet’s staff into making him into an item. Many, to be exact. He made them different colours, so that these would appeal to all children, no matter what colour they desire.

His Problem:
King Fuzzla did have a minor problem however- children were still not liking the Fuzzle, they were afraid of it! King Fuzzla didn’t understand, so he tricked little children into telling him what was wrong- the Fuzzle was too scary! Now, King Fuzzla went and found what children thought were “cute”. Adorable, squishable, lovable, happy little things happened to appeal to them best. King Fuzzla caused a major server crash, and once again brainwashing the staff, and forcing them to redraw the Fuzzle as a cute, and lovely furry little friend. He also liked the old Fuzzle too much to just destroy- he made it into the “Evil Fuzzle”

His 2nd Problem:
Perfect! Now he had the most adorable friend, but word wasn’t getting around. Children around the world still didn't have Fuzzles. Even though a few did, it wasn’t enough. King Fuzzla came up with another genius idea--Newbie packs! Every single New Neopian would get one, and in every single Newbie pack would be a cute, friendly Fuzzle! By this time a few Neopian’s were catching on to the Fuzzle scheme, and it made it even more perfect, get to the newbie’s before they could warn them. It was working, it still is working. Newbie’s have to be warned about this! They have to know the Fuzzle's powers.

No Longer King Fuzzla:
It is no longer King Fuzzla in control. A recent research has come to the conclusion that the King is no longer in complete power, and the Fuzzles are working on there own- all as power-hungry as he was. Every child that loves them, and adores them, they use to become stronger. They brainwash them and steal their energy and happiness. It’s all selfish. And it’s all unorganised.

Taking Action:
Taking action against the Fuzzles isn’t hard, if you have one, get rid of it. The best way is to feed it to a Skeith or Grarrl. If you can’t, DO NOT give it to the Money Tree and do not Discard it. Give your Fuzzle to a friend who can properly dispose of it! Do not be fooled by recent articles in the Neopian Times, they are not out to be your friend! I am sure anyone who supports Fuzzles for the moment, just isn’t informed, which is why I, along with my fellow Fuzzle Understandees are doing this!


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