Is Your Fuzzle... EVIL? by starlit_night312 | |
I'm sure you've all heard of the cute, playful little Fuzzles. You probably
even have one from your Newbie Pack. But are they really all that nice? What
if they're....evil? That's certainly what I think, and I know many others who
think the very same. Fuzzles might all be evil, and maybe only some of them.
The question now, is how can you tell? That is what the rest of this article
will be about, and I will show you how to protect yourself if your Fuzzle does
turn out to be...evil...
Directions: Give yourself one point for every time
you answer 'Yes' to a question. At the end, add up your score and see if your
Fuzzle is evil.
1. Well, the first thing to check is the Fuzzle's item name. Does it
have the word 'Evil' anywhere in it? If so, give yourself 3 points now.
2. Did you get the Fuzzle from your Newbie Pack? (Think about it. If
you had to give everyone a free Fuzzle, which ones would you give away? Why,
of course, the evil ones...)
3. Studies show that a dark-coloured Fuzzle is 54%* more likely than
a light-coloured Fuzzle to be purely evil. Is your Fuzzle blue, silver, black,
green, red, or any other dark colour?
4. A Fuzzle of more than one colour is 21%* more likely to be good (or
at least only semi-evil) than a solid-coloured Fuzzle, because they feel that
they have nothing to prove, and also because they are pretty, which makes them
both more self-confident and takes away a common reason for a Fuzzle to want
to get revenge on its creators and/or owners. Is your Fuzzle one solid colour
(other than its arms and eyes)?
5. What kind of pet is playing with your Fuzzle? If it is a Moehog,
Grarrl, Skeith, Meerca, Eyrie, Jetsam, Flotsam, Poogle, Lupe, Lenny, Kougra,
Shoyru, Mutant of any kind, Techo, Grundo, Uni, Kacheek, Cybunny, Aisha, Scorchio,
Wocky, Gelert, Usul, Blumaroo, Korbat, or almost any other potentially violent
pet, you could be at a strong risk of vengeance, or worse... (Give yourself
a point if your pet is very strong, has good BD stats, is one of the above species,
or has a tendency to be large or violent. Do not give yourself a point if you
have a Jubjub, for no matter how strong it is, even the most evil Fuzzle will
love a Jubjub, which I also happen to think are evil...)
6. Have you ever come onto NeoPets in the morning or after being off
for a while to find any kind of food or item missing, especially meat, and mysterious
crumbs on your Fuzzle?
7. Have you or your pets ever eaten or nearly eaten a Fuzzle, a Jubjub,
or anything that looks like a Fuzzle or Jubjub when you had another Fuzzle or
Jubjub in your account? This could cause the Fuzzle/Jubjub in your account to
turn very evil very fast, and seek revenge.
8. Are you pretty scared of your Fuzzle's Evil Wrath by now? They can
sense your fear, and it may even be what causes them to be evil in the first
place, for nothing that is cute and good (at least on the surface) wants to
be feared.
9. Have you ever heard your Jubjub having strange 'conversations' with
its Fuzzle late at night when it thinks you aren't listening, and is the Jubjub
speaking and pausing as though it could hear the Fuzzle answering?
10. Go to http://www.UsedFuzzleFacts.com to get a free history on your
used Fuzzle. If it says anything about previous crime, destruction, taking over
the world attempts, etc., give yourself 2 points.
11. Have you ever found another pet's fur on your Fuzzle's arms and
then looked back to find that the Fuzzle has wiped it off?
12. Does your pet have a PetPet? Your Fuzzle may suffer from extreme
jealousy and proceed to eliminate the pet, PetPet, or both...
Okay! Now tally up your score and see how many points you got. The Scoring
Guide is below.
0-2 Pts: Not Evil
Your Fuzzle is most likely not evil, but be careful, and retake the quiz often,
because a Fuzzle can become evil at any time.
3-4 Pts: A Little Bit Evil
Your Fuzzle probably has an evil layer waiting just below the surface, and it
could become visible at any time. Be on your guard, and retake the quiz at least
weekly to catch any evil developments before they advance. If you have taken
the quiz before and got a lower point total that time than this time, your Fuzzle
is definitely evil, and I suggest you follow the instructions for the last score
(12-15 Pts) before it is too late.
5-8 Pts: Semi-Evil
Your Fuzzle has a black, evil heart, but it has probably not cursed your account
with its black Fuzzle Magic yet, so if you sell it, donate it, or (the safest
way, because no one will buy it or pick it up) discard it, you and your pets
can feel safe again.
9-11 Pts: Very Evil
Your Fuzzle has discovered its evil nature and has most likely already used
some of its Black Prowess to curse your pets or account. Since the Fuzzle is
not fully evil yet, it is not hard to rid yourself of this curse. First, discard
the Fuzzle (or give it to an enemy). Next, feed all of your pets one Organic
Red Grapes, unless you have a Jubjub, in which case give it a BlueBerry Faerie
Bubble, because that will stop it from becoming evil like the Fuzzle. After
that, buy one gift item of any kind (like Balloons or something) and keep it
in your safety deposit box for at least 2 weeks. You're almost done now. All
you have to do is make sure your Fuzzle did not manage to curse your shop. Do
this by putting a bottle of (the colour of the Fuzzle, or at least one close
to the Fuzzle's colour) Sand into your shop for 203,462 NP and keep it there
for as long as you keep the gift item. The purpose of these two items is to
absorb the curse, so after two weeks, be sure to discard them both.
12-15 Pts: Purely Evil
GET RID OF IT NOW! DISCARD IT IMMEDIATELY! STOP READING THIS ARTICLE, THROW
IT AWAY, AND THEN COME BACK FOR THE REST OF YOUR INSTRUCTIONS! Okay, now that
you've done that, feed each of your pets two sets of organic mushrooms and then
take them to the Healing Springs in Faerieland. If you have a Jubjub, feed it
three mushrooms and one of any kind of Faerie food, to keep it from going evil,
like the Fuzzle. Buy one any colour Jubjub keyring and keep it in your safety
deposit box for at least one month, then discard it. Keep another Jubjub keyring
of a different colour than the other one in your shop for 247,941 NP, and discard
it right after you discard the first keyring. After you put the keyrings into
your shop and Box, but before you discard them, go to your guild and post a
message saying: *Jubjub* Oh Evil, Evil Fuzzle Curse, Don't put my guild into
a hearse. I am sorry for what I've done, Now let the Fuzzle-y Curse be GONE!
*Jubjub* Be sure to copy it exactly. If you follow these instructions perfectly,
and in the correct order, you, your pets, your account, your shop, and your
guild will all be safe. If you can think of anything else that might be effected,
simply Neomail me and I will tell you what to do to overcome the curse.*
Note: Fuzzles are not actually evil, and, even if they were, they could
not curse your account. Jubjubs are also not evil, unless you want yours to
be. There is no real need to follow the instructions, but I think it's kind
of fun, so you may by all means play along if you like. There is no one saying
you can't believe in this whole thing completely, like I do. Also, the percentages
given in some of the questions are not real and are not based on any kind of
survey and/or actual research. I made them up, and no part of them is true or
tested, as with the rest of the questions, except for the first one, because
there really are items called Evil Fuzzles. There is no such site as http://www.UsedFuzzleFacts.com.
I got the idea for this article at Derkomai Forums, and I cannot take full credit
for the idea of Fuzzles being evil. I did, however, get the idea for this quiz
all on my own, and I wrote it with no help from the forum people or anyone else.
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