FAERIELAND - This is where you can look at the things that annoy the Faerie Queen.
Sometimes she may burst your bubble, but here you can look on how to get back
at her! These ideas are brand new and are very good. Remember, feel free to use
any of these ideas.
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1. Say, “Can I have a quest, can I have a quest, can I...”
2. Deny every other faerie quest you are given
3. Take a brick cheese and throw it at her
4. Start a petition that states, “JHUDORA FOR FAERIE QUEEN!”
5. Walk into the Faerie Food shop and steal all the red foods
6. Go to the Hidden Tower and beg her for an item
7. Draw a picture of her that says BIG FAT MEANIE on it and turn it into the
Beauty Contest
8. Cry a lot near her
9. Steal the Snowball Machine from the Hidden Tower and blast them at her from
Tyrannia
10. Eat a Faerie Queen Doll
11. Go up and start biting and punching the Hidden Tower
12. Buy a Blue Kau Morphing Potion and go and show it to her but “accidentally”
spill it on her
13. Beg, beg, and did I forget, BEG!
14. Throw a rotten tomato at her
15. Reveal to everybody where the Hidden Tower is
16. Go to the Hidden Tower and keep clicking on items you cannot afford
17. Throw garbage all over the Hidden Tower lawn
18. For her birthday give her a dung item
19. Better yet, throw dung items at her
20. Gnaw on the Queen Faerie Doll’s head until it rips off and you create a
new item in Neopia called the Ripped Queen Faerie Doll
21. When she kindly gives you a Faerie paintbrush, throw it at her and say
you want a Rainbow paintbrush.
22. Throw an Easter Egg at her
23. Take a Mootix and put it down her shirt on April Fools Day (or any day
actually)
24. Trap her in a Slorg Play Pen
25. Blindfold her on her birthday and make her Kiss a Mortog
26. Let the cute little 200m Peanut Dash Puppyblew bug her all day long
27. Get Spyro to set her on fire
28. Steal a Faerie Cloud Racer and race it around her head
29. Take a break from annoying her and eat a hotdog
30. Catch her singing in the shower
31. Laugh at her for no reason
32. Be a copycat and repeat things
33. Buy a really stupid thing then be a snot head and show it off
34. Pay Meuka a hotdog if he would go over and sneeze on her
35. Throw a hotdog at her
36. Use a magic wand and make the Turmaculous have wings then hijack the Turmaculous
and make it land on the Queen
37. Eat a watermelon then spit the seeds at her
38. Throw Tombola junk at her
39. Sing the “I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerve…” song
40. Stick your tongue out at her
41. Break part of her staff
42. Throw a rock at her
43. Bribe the Paint Devil to steal a Baby paintbrush
44. Loiter around her house
45. Eat something and then stick your tongue out
46. Get a Baby Paintbrush, paint yourself, and then cry around her
47. Go up to her and bite her and run
48. Throw a Brown Snowball at her
49. Tell the Neopets Team to “restyle” her, as in give her a new look, not
a good one either, HAHAHA!
50. STALK HER! MWAHAHA!
51. Act like her
52. Dress up like her and walk around saying for innocent Neopians to get things
for you or they will perish
53. Start a "Down with the Faerie Queen" guild and actually get people to join
it
54. Laugh at her some more
55. Spill hot coffee on her
56. Throw a Gormball at her
57. Ask her for free stuff
58. Stick bugs in her hair and then pick them out then eat them
59. Bug her like it was your last day in Neopia
60. Go slap her for no reason
61. Ask all the other faeries for quests except her
62. Dump water on her head
63. Say, "Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please, please, please..." over and over again
64. Shout in her ear
65. Tell her she looks like a Mynci with a bad sense in style
66. Make "mooing" noises by her
67. Laugh at her just a tiny bit more
68. Call yourself the Faerie Queen
69. Follow her EVERYWHERE
70. Act like her biggest fan and then say "AS IF!"
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I am not against the Queen but hey; it makes a funny article, huh? Feel
free to neomails me with comments or questions. I have fun writing these articles,
but it does take time. I am always working on things like this, so I would be
honored if it made it into the Neopian Times! Thank you for reading it!* |