Games Room- Over my two years on Neopets, I’ve come across some strange things;
weird messages on the Neoboards, and unusual looking petpets, for example. But
I often find most of these strange things in the Games section, things that
just REALLY make me wonder. So I finally decided to ask questions about these
things, some justified and some just random thoughts, and who knows? Maybe someone
will know the answer to these, or maybe I will get all of Neopia wondering these
Cool! I didn’t know there are OTHER maps besides the Secret Laboratory Map!
Does anyone even care about those other ones?
Attack of the Marble Men
So Barry’s marbles got angry with him and want to wreak havoc upon Neopia just
because he forgot to put them away one night? Wow, my Kougra’s Red Aisha Plushie
that’s collecting dust under his bed must be a Kass-in-training by now.
Why does Sally the Usul have such a normal name, when most pets in Neopia have
stupid names along the lines of I_like_to_meow? And how can you make sure that
she doesn't lose her Usukis? If she loses them, all that work wasn't worth it!
And when you play the game, you always have to get the same ten Usukis. Why
does she even have all those other ones?
Splat a Sloth
Why does the ‘Sloth’ have to laugh at me when I miss? Everyone else already
laughs at me; I don’t need a sock doing it too. Unless he’s laughing cause he
thinks I’m funny. Could you please make him specify?
Hannah and the Pirate Caves
Why did you have to make Hannah so pretty? She makes me feel insecure about
myself. Could you please give her a unibrow and a large, sloping forehead?
What on Neopia possessed Kass to join this game and make people want to whack
him with a bat?
He keeps eating and eating, but he never seems to gain any weight. Is he on
some kind of Neopian diet plan? How many grams of fat do Neggs have anyway?
Meepit Juice Break
If their mouths were as big as their eyes, they would they be as dehydrated
as they are now? And why are they only getting juice? Can’t you be nice enough
to give them a milkshake or something? And maybe some cookies?
Carnival of Terror
Why not just call it Chia Clowns? That'll strike terror in any sane Neopian’s
Extreme Potato Counter
Let me guess... the glasses and pink hair help make it more extreme?
Web of Vernax
Shouldn’t this game be called ‘Web of Spyder’, since technically HE’S the one
spinning the web?
And so the purpose of this game is teaching people that cheating wins the game?
Igloo Garage Sale
WHY HASN’T MY PET TURNED INTO A RED SHOYRU YET?!
So where’s just plain ‘Herder?’ Potato Counter has ‘Extreme Potato Counter’,
so Extreme Herder should have a ‘Herder’!
I feel SO bad for those poor petpets…
Escape from Meridell Castle
Are you SURE that Valrigard was imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit? What
if he's lying? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT!?
Is this game for people who got their accounts closed and are really mad? Oh
no! RUN, SNOWFLAKE! RUN!!
What are those? Tyrannian high rises?
Kiko Match II
I feel sorry for all those Kiko mothers who had all those twins!
The Castle of Eliv Thade
Why is he forcing poor Neopets to decipher his dyslexia when he should be repairing
all those holes in his floor? And doesn’t he ever get sick of anagrams and just
want to do a nice word search?
As opposed to... beginning bullseye? And what are you doing, teaching our pets
that if someone has an apple, we should shoot them with an arrow?
So, let me get this straight: there’s a Pteri? And he's... flying through a
canyon? Begin chased by a Grarrl? What's he shooting with? Does he have a gun
or something? And why doesn't he just fly out of the canyon? How do you feel
about perpetuating the violence between long-time rivals Grarrls and Pteris?
I didn’t even know there WAS a rivalry between the two!
Mutant Graveyard of DOOM
If it’s a mutant graveyard, of course it’s full of doom! Did you really have
to add that last part?
Double or Nothing
How come you don’t let ME choose?!
Better Than You
Okay, so you’re older, wiser, have a job, and probably have more money, but
that doesn’t mean you’re better than me! And if you are, you don’t have to brag
Evil Fuzzles From Beyond The Stars
How come that just because they are mutant Fuzzles you call them evil? They’re
probably just misunderstood.
Kiss the Mortog
What if I don’t want to kiss the Mortog? Why can’t I kiss a Meepit instead?
Can’t I just eat the cheese instead of rolling it?
Why do the Air Faeries have the worst combo if it's allegedly the Dark Faeries
who are evil? Is this a conspiracy? Is there something you aren’t telling us?!
And there you are folks, random questions about Neopian games. Will these get
answered? Probably not. Will people laugh at me and think I’m insane for actually
asking these questions? Perhaps. But this is for sure: I have achieved my article’s
goal of confusing Neopia. And now that I’ve done it, I’d like to thank the following
people for contributing and helping me: blubblub317, articuno_neo, christinetran,
potatorewkiki, rushellefff, meowth4, lunagirl52, buddy33774, chocolateisamust,
and barbcat00. Thanks so much everyone! As a big thanks, I will now allow my
Raindorf to cover your Neohomes with dung :D.
Author’s note: Hope you had fun reading this! Questions? Comments? Feel
free to Neomail me anytime! And thanks again to everyone who contributed!! You