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TYRANNIAN PLATEAU- If you're like me, and let's hope you aren't, you are a big
omelette fan. So I decided I would make a list of 53 reasons to buy that tasty
(and cheap!) treat -- the omelette. And all you omelette haters out there... beware.
Remember, one day, omelettes will RULE THE WORLD!!! Or.. assist Dr. Sloth to do
so.
1. You can throw them at n00bs who are annoying you with spam and things.
2. They make nice toupees!
3. Stale omelettes -- the cheap alternative to skis. (And they feel all squishy
on your feet!!)
4. Two words: Packrat Avatar.
5. Three feedings for free! (Giant Omelette)
6. It's an excuse to talk to Sabre-X... he's SO dreamy! :)
7. Maybe if you give Florg an omelette, he'll stop eating your petpets...
8. Omelettes = Trampoline!!
9. For those late night cram sessions for Neoschool (IF IT EVER COMES OUT...
-cough-) , omelettes make decent pillows...
10. Hey, it's cooler than dung! And sand, and Sandals, and my Neofriends...
11. It's one thing you can eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! (and 4:20
AM when your neopet wakes you up wanting Apple Juice...)
12. Carrot and Pea Omelettes can bait the Easter Cybunny... GIVE ME YOUR NEGGS!
Umm... I mean...
13. Sabre-X is SO dreamy
14. I'm sure your Neopet will NEVER know the difference between a good omelette
and that new scooter they wanted... I mean, they're pretty much the same size,
no? YES THEY ARE!
15. Omelettes are the new earplugs!!! Something to block out the sound, and
a great snack at the same time! What more could you want?
16. A cheap new paperweight! (I'm sure your boss won't notice that huge bite-
like chunk out of your... umm... paperweight)
17. Can be used to patch up that huge hole in the window... I'm sure mom will
NEVER know the difference...
18. Stronger than metal, tougher than anything... It's... OMELETTE SHIELD!!!
(no Neopets were harmed in the making of this advertisement... umm... except
that one...)
19. You can tell when they are old, because they go moldy. Neopets are a little
different.
20. Like my new omelette hat?
21. Sabre- X is SO dreamy!
22. Omelette Wars!!!
23. It works as a tissue... ummm... kind of... and then you get all egg-y...
gross...
24. For when you are caught in a storm, and you've almost given up hope...
It's... OMELETTE UMBRELLA. Until it gets soggy. Then you're on your own.
25. Weights are SO ten minutes ago... Omelette Lifting!!!
26. Maybe if you make Neopia's Tallest Omelette Tower, you'll get famous! Or...
covered in omelette...
27. Meepit Juice Break? Nah... Meepit Candy Break? Boring... Meepit Omelette
Break? YEAH!
28. Who needs friends when you have talking omelettes? And... non-talking omelettes!!!
29. Have a tiny neopet? (HAHAHAHA! Stinks for you!!!) Introducing... Omelette
Booster Seat!! For when you're feeling small AND hungry!
30. Who needs to keep stale fruitcake from Christmas all year when you can
keep stale omelettes from Sabre-X all year! He's SO dreamy... :)
31. Omelettes- For when you REALLY need a piece of paper...
32. Bookshelves empty? Neofriends think you're dumb because you don't have
enough books? Fill your shelves with... dun dun dun da! OMELETTES!!!
33. Why kill a tree when you can make your Neohome out of Omelettes! So many
colours to choose from, and nifty when you're hungry, too!
34. Have a chair or table leg that's TOO SHORT??? Are you rocking back and
forth, back and forth in your chair because that one leg WON'T STAY STILL??
Stick an omelette under the leg... TADA!!!
35. Running out of places to put your pictures? Scared that old Aunt Elenore
will be offended that there's no photo of her on the mantleplace? Eat out the
middle, and VIOLA!! A groovy new omelette PICTURE FRAME!!!
36. One word: BLENDER. (omelette slushies are not recommended to be consumed
by Neopets or humans under the age of twelve. If you have any questions, talk
to your doctor.)
37. Trying to get back at someone for filling your inventory? -cough-Jay-cough-
Fill theirs with... OMELETTES!!!
38. Frisbee? SO boring... Frisomelette? FUN!!!
39. Tiling your driveway? HAHAHAHA... Omelettes are cheap, and they feel all
squishy in your toes... -giggles-
40. Sabre-X is SO dreamy!
41. Mad at someone for stealing best Neofriend? :) Why egg their car when you
can OMELETTE their car!!!
42. Have a hole in your shirt? Don't patch it up... OMELETTE IT UP!!
43. Are you reading that PERFECT book but have to go to bed, and cant find
a bookmark? Omelette - Nature's bookmark!
44. Punchbag Bob is SO out of style. New to Neopia-- Punchbag Omelette!!! (And
he's easier to beat, too! YAY!)
45. Sabre-X is SO dreamy!
46. The new alarm clock!! It just rings VERY quietly....
47. They're environmentally friendly! ...except the rotten ones...
48. Look! It's a puppet show! "Hello Mr. Omelette!" "Hello, Mrs. Omelette!"
(wow... I have WAY too much time on my hands...)
49. "No mommy, I don't want THAT quilt. I want my OMELETTE quilt!!" Warm, and
a good midnight snack!!
50. Facials! Need I say more?
51. Omelettes make a pretty darn good napkin. If you want to make your hands
DIRTIER, that is. And many people do.
52. They make great bandages!! And after you stop bleeding, you can eat the
omelette! YUM!
53. Did I mention how DREAMY Sabre-X is? And I get to see him as often as I
want because of my good friend... MR. OMELETTE!!!!
Hope you enjoyed my list and have a newfound appreciation for the Culinary
Masterpiece that is the omelette. And if you don't... well... You will feel
the wrath of my omelette! FEEL THE WRATH, I SAY!!! :)
Thanks SO much to Rachel, Ashley, Mike, and Tony for helping me with this
article, I couldn't have done it without you guys. Operation Help Lissa was
a success!! If you have any comments or questions or whatever, Neomail me!
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