Day in and day out I see people on chat and in guilds and in trades and even
in shops begging others for Neopoints. And I will tell you right now that it
disgusts me. Half these people have speedy computers perfectly capable of playing
the games and making millions. The other half… (the ones with slow computers)
I want you to know that I am one of you. It IS possible to become rich when
you can’t play the Flash games. Read on to find out how.
So class you want to know the secret? Well first, you have to quit feeling
sorry for yourself. There are thousands if not millions of fellow Neopians who
are in the same boat as you. Secondly, you have to be prepared to work hard.
Nothing is easy. If you don’t work at it, then of course you won’t have any
Neopoints. So if you want to go on, you have to truthfully be able to tell me
that you are ready to work harder than you ever have before (on anything Neopets
based). Ready? Let’s go.
Okay, so you have a slow computer or you aren’t allowed to download flash.
Poor you. You can’t play any games. Right? WRONG! You can still play most of
the dice and card games. Don’t look at me like that. You can get good money
from the dice and card games. I built up a fortune from Dice-A-Roo and Cheat,
so don’t tell me that it can’t be done. And the potato counter. You can’t forget
the potato counter. Every Neopian should go there every day. Not the new extreme
potato counter, but the old one. It gives you good amounts of Neopoints for
practically nothing and it will run on almost every computer.
So you’ve played all the games until your pets are bored out of their skulls
but you still have barely any Neopoints. It's time to try the freebies:
The Snowager is freebie number one. The Snowager is a grumpy old worm who
dwells in the Ice Caves. Be careful or else he may blast your pets to kingdom
come. Perhaps you’d be better off visiting him when he sleeps.
The next freebie is of course the Advent Calendar in Happy Valley. It over
now, but go there next year during the month of celebrating. Believe me, you
get good stuff and Neopoints.
The Healing Springs in Faerieland. Yes, I said the Healing Springs. Sometimes
she will give you expensive magical potions and if not, well, your pets will
be a whole lot healthier.
The Tombola (located on Mystery Island) can give you very good prizes. It
used to give out better ones, and more often, but still it’s worth a shot. You’ve
got nothing to lose.
The Shrine in the Lost Desert can increase your pet’s speed or level, give
you food, Neopoints… even expensive Dubloons. AND there is a rumour going around
that it will on occasion give out ONE MILLION Neopoints to a very lucky pet.
The Fruit Machine is also located in the Lost Desert. Usually it gives you
nothing, but I've won 10,000 NP from it and I’ve heard of it giving out rare
items.
So now do you have a fortune? No? Well then listen up because I am about to
tell you the quickest way to make millions. Quicker even than playing the games:
MAKE A SHOP!!!
‘But I do have a shop,’ You say. ‘And I’m still poor,’ you say. Well then
I say you aren’t using your shop the right way. The thing to do is get on the
Shop Wizard also known as the Wiz. Type in a random item. The Floud petpet is
a good one. Know look at the results. Are any of the shops selling this item
for a whole lot less than the others??? If they are then buy the item, put it
in your shop and sell it for a few Neopoints more. You can make thousands in
just a few hours using this technique.
Also play the stock market. I have never tried this myself, but I have heard
of people making millions this way.
USE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!!! That’s what it's there for! You can make a whole
lot of Neopoints from interest. Three Neopoints might not seem like a lot but
believe me it piles up. And get this, the more interest you collect, the more
money is in your bank. The more money in your bank, the more interest you collect…
Join a guild. Guilds can help you with tips to make more Neopoints. Many offer
newbie packs to new members or have special guild shops where you can purchase
items for far less than you normally would.
So now you’ve done all that, but you still have a problem. You’re making money
all right, but all of it is being spent on the feeding of your pets. Don’t be
troubled. In the Market there is a kindly Faerie who will gladly feed your pets
nutritious and delicious soup until you have enough money to feed them on your
own.
One more thing. If you really want free Neopoints and items try the Money
Tree. It’s not as farfetched as it might seem. I mean SOMEONE is getting that
stuff. Also, random events will sometimes cause Neopoints to fall around you
like rain, but don’t count on it.
I hope you have enjoyed my lesson. Now go out into Neopian and become one
of the rich elite. CLASS DISMISSED!
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