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MESSY DESK-I'm back from a wonderful vacation I must say. If you haven't stayed
at Mystery Island's Beachside Resort and Spa, you have to; I highly recommend
it. The Koi Seaweed & Salt Facials are to die for, with a cuisine that is just
divine. I'm sorry I left you all with Troxy last week, she can be such a drama
queen. This week, some mysterious friend of Troxy's sent her tickets to stay
at the Beachside Resort and Spa, this weekend with a red Lupe and someone named
Frank. Should I be worried? Everything will be okay though, this isn't the first
time Troxy has thrown a massive temper tantrum over something that wasn't even
a big deal to begin with. One time, I bought her an Usuki and she threw a fit
because I bought it from another shop beside the "official Usuki Shop." Troxy'll
get over it, she always done. Just so you know, next time I go on vacation,
my brother, Kudio will be taking over. Don't worry he isn't as big of a drama
queen as Troxy and I don't plan on going on another holiday for awhile. After
plenty of rest and relaxation, I'm ready to answer those who need advice!
Dear Roxy: Why do you have the same name as your owner? And why is
your petpets name your name with a T? And why is there no ketchup? And why am
I asking you so many questions? And why is there still no ketchup? -Sir Ketchup
Lover
Dear Sir Ketchup Lover: My owner and I don't share the same name.
My owner's name is roxycaligirl101 and my name is RoxyFoxyRoxy; we do share
similar nicknames but we don't share the same full names. My petpet is named
Troxy because it's a good, cute, and original name. I am not sure why there
isn't any ketchup; I think you should devote your life to finding out the answer
to that question instead of asking me dozens of pointless questions. I heard
from a reliable source Donna knows where the ketchup is, so bug her! -Roxy
Dear Roxy: Can you come to my birthday party? We're going to a Yes
Boy Ice Cream Concert! After, my owner's taking us out for pizza! Please say
you can come. -A Hopeful Kau
Dear A Hopeful Kau: Girl, for a YBIC concert you couldn't keep me
away! -Roxy
Dear Roxy: One of my pets is a Kougra and is only twenty-five days
old. She is miserable and I don't know what to do! I play with her and I buy
her toys. She isn't ill. I thought maybe she is lonely so I got another pet
to keep her company, but yet she is still miserable. I don't want her to be
miserable anymore. Please help!! -Very Concerned
Dear Very Concerned: Have you tried simply talking to your Kougra
and asking why she's so down? Normally, most problems can be solved through
communication unless it's a fashion emergency. Then, you just need to take serious
action. -Roxy
Dear Roxy: My owner is, well... Just a PAIN. She can't stop powdering
her nose, has become obsessed with blue sequins, and even added the title "Lady"
to the beginning of her name! What the Pedackle can I do about this nonsense?
-Fed With My Owner
Dear Fed Up With My Owner: It sounds like your owner has changed quite
a bit, from what you first knew. She could be changing because of insecurities
in her life; I suggest you sit down and talk to her and ask why has she changed
so much. You should tell her you liked her the way she was before she became
obsessed with blue sequins and such. If she doesn't listen or refuses to change
you will need to do some major shock treatment. You'll need to start acting
like her. Refuse to go by anything but Lady, constantly powder your nose, reapply
makeup, and refuse to wear anything but blue sequins. She'll hopefully see how
ridiculous she's being and snap out of it after all, no one wears blue sequins
unless its to a New Year's Party. -Roxy
Dear Roxy: Is asparagus a good guild theme? -Super Asparagus Girl
Dear Super Asparagus Girl: Why not? There are plenty of Asparagus
lovers out there that would probably love to join your guild. I'm sure the famous
Adam might even stop by there once or twice. I hear when he's around asparagus
there is no controlling him! -Roxy
Dear Roxy: Is there some kind of... erm... RIVALRY between you and
Sloth? -Everybody's Favorite Mallet Carrying Hyperactive Fire Faerie
Dear Everybody's Favorite Mallet Carrying Hyperactive Fire Faerie:
Nice alias! People, please note the creativity and uniqueness of this alias,
please don't be afraid to use ones similar to this one. Sloth and I? Rivals?
How couldn't you tell? I'm sorry but Sloth it's time for an outfit change; even
though black is always in style what you wear will never be in style. We may
be rivals throw insults back and forth but it's mostly all in good fun! Who
wouldn't want to mess with an evil genius? Besides, he so started it and I am
not the type of girl to sit in silence, thank you! I'm just defending myself
and having a little bit of fun at the same time, too. -Roxy
Dear Roxy: When will Troxy write again? I really enjoyed her column
last week. -Mr. Troxy-Fan
Dear Mr. Troxy-Fan I don't believe Troxy will write for the Times
again unsupervised. -Roxy
Dear Roxy: I was walking down the street and accidentally bumped into
Dr. Sloth. He is my hero but because I bumped into him he turned me into a pile
of sludge. What should I do? -Sludge
Dear Sludge: If you bumped into me, I wouldn't turn you into a Pile
of Sludge. I'd go to Kauvara and she'd probably be able to whip up some spell
or potion to turn you back to your original form. Besides, Kauvara knows how
to dress stars are totally in this winter season! -Roxy
Dear Roxy: My owner recently purchased an item from the furniture shop,
he put it in our bathroom. Now whenever I brush my teeth I see another Neopet
in it brushing their teeth, and when I do my hair it does it's hair. What is
this Neopet doing in my bathroom ? -Scared of the Follower
Dear Scared of the Follower: It's all right, it's just a mirror.
A mirror reflects your image back at you. All you are looking at is yourself
there is no other Neopet in your bathroom unless there is a ghost in there.
A ghost is a bathroom is another story, though. -Roxy
Dear Roxy: I'm an Aisha who is much too snooty for words. Why don't
I have any friends? -Snooty Pooty
Dear Snooty Pooty: I think you might not have friends because well,
you're snooty. -Roxy
To submit your question/problem to be answered by Roxy, simply send a Neomail
to roxycaligirl101. All messages must be appropriate with proper spelling and
grammar. Please put the subject as "Dear Roxy." Inappropriate, tasteless, and
repeated messages will be deleted, so please don’t waste your and my time. Please
don't send problems that have already been solved by Roxy. Due to an overwhelming
amount of messages, not all of them can be answered by Roxy. All messages are
subjected to editing and can be published. So don't submit something if you
don't want to see it in The Neopian Times.
Author’s Note: Roxy's back and here to stay. She apologizes for Troxy's
behavior last week. Thanks to all who submitted their problems and may the Borovan
be with you!
If your a Roxy fan or just curious you can check out the following articles
to learn about Roxy and her problem solving skills: Dear Roxy (Issue #105),
Roxy Writes Her Advice (#107), Another Dear Roxy (#110), Some Roxy Advice (#111),
Dear Roxy Forever (#112), and Is There Enough Roxy In Your Diet? (#116).
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