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MERIDELL - Today, I would like to show you how many things could be done with
dung. (Note: That sounded funny!) If you don't know what this obsession of mine
is, I'll give you a little run dung (read: down) on it. You may have heard a few
people dropping (I can't stop!) the name around. Basically, it's a handy dandy
item that can be used in furniture or even to chew! If you can't manure (read:
maneuver) around the high prices of furniture, get a piece of dung for your home.
They are cheap and very good quality if you ask me. In addition, there is an extra
special use for dung. Do you have a garden? Dung makes for a very special growing
ingredient. Have fun with it. Now for some dung ideas (or otherwise said dumb
ideas), I have come up with for you.
Dung Day: I know this has been mentioned before, but why not do it for real?
You can get random events giving out dung, and the Money Tree will only accept
it for donations. You can make dung pie, dung cake and dung balloons at the
cooking pot. And *cough* you can all worship me *cough*!
Dung Paintbrush: Who wouldn't want to have their pets painted like a Kau chip?
They would scare all the bullies away with their smell, and all the girls would
have a crush on them. Who wouldn't? Everyone would adore your pet, and call
it the cutest thing they have ever smelled, uh... seen. You wouldn't even have
to change anything about them for the Beauty Contest. They would just automatically
win.
Dung Pet: We may soon have the paintbrush, but why just not have dung be a
pet? They may not be very lively in their speech, but they should smell good
enough to make up for that. Put their bedroom in the garden and you should win
all the Meridell vegetable growing competitions!
Dung Petpet: Maybe you're not so keen on the idea of dung to going all the
way out to make your pet dung colored. Maybe you should just get them a petpet.
They should still have the lovely aroma around them, but they won't be as messy.
Dung Faerie: This idea is just cool! Maybe she can give out quests to find
all the dung related items of Neopia. She could reward you with specially colored
pieces of the lovely stuff. Imagine a purple piece of poop. I can just imagine
it... *dreams* And I've been notified that a certain "dung Faerie" has been
spotted giving items at the Meridell Rubbish Dump. Now we just have to make
her final. And Mr. Shankly was a good dung Faerie while he was around.
Dung Doll: The name is just fun enough to say aloud, but they could also be
very fun to play around with. You pets will only be asking for this on their
birthdays and on Christmas. You will never have to get them anything again!
I want one…
Dung Shop: Who really cares about the chocolate shop? You can just munch on
this smelly treat instead! It can be formed into all the different pet shapes
very easily. It looks like the Snow Faerie has a new item to request.
Dung Games: I can see it know… we can all play flash games filled with dung!
Why not have the Meerca chasing pieces of dung instead of neggs? Maybe there
can be dropping pieces of dung, or soldiers shooting muck out of their cannons?
Dung Money: Who needs NP? How 'bout DP (you don't need to ask what that stands
for)? We can have little pictures of dung, to buy everything? It's not like
you would be buying much more than dung anyway. What else is their to buy? Come
to think of it. Let's just make all items dung. Sounds good to me!
Dung Staff Members: I know what your thinking. You say I don't know? Well,
I know that you are thinking that Adam and Donna are just a little too boring
for your tastes. Or that Chet Flash is way too cool for you. Right? Well, let's
just make them all pieces of compost! Who better to post all the new dung items
that are going to be coming out? I know they are! Stop... I know it!
Dung Message Board Titles: Well we already have "Frankly my dear, I don't
give a dung!" What else?
1. Ding dung (Dong) the Witch is Dead!
2. Dung! (Dang) I ripped my pants.
3. I think the telephone just dung ( rung).
4. Asparagus is number Dung (one)!
5. Manure (Move Over).
And the ever popular…
6. Compost! (Come Post!)
A dung statue of Stoneman3x: We all know he deserves it! *snorts* *cracks
up and falls over* Dung Random Events: Some random events involving dung.
1. You get dung thrown in your face. Loser!
2. You step in a piece of poop. Loser!
3. You find a piece of dung, but then it disappears. Loser!
4. Your pet is changed into a piece of dung. Dang, your lucky!
Dung Murder Mystery: Why not have a Ski Lodge type thing, with dung? Sally
Smell can go missing in the bathroom, or even have Paul Poop go missing in the
outhouse.
Dung Wig (F.O.S.): A wig for you pet. Put it on your head and it looks (and
smells) like the real thing.
Dung Instruments (F.O.S.): So your pet can play music! How bout a trumpet?
In one end and out the other!
Dung Dung (F.O.S): Dung made out of dung. Original, huh?
Dung Speakers (Herp): Now your music really CAN sound like dung!
Dung Clothes: I know some pets may not wear clothes, but what a great place
to start! And if you have a dung pet you will have an extra special dose of
the awesome scent. It may also wash away in the rain, so you may want to have
extra clothes on underneath.
Dung Challenger: A new dung challenger for the Battledome. It should be very
hard to fight, but easier if you know what items to use. The Maid Sword, the
Mop Shield, and the Plunger of Doom. (copyright to beatzero3)
Dung Wars: A war where only dung weapons can be used. Dung cannons, shields,
lasers, swords, and more. You need to create some of these weapons, but what
is so hard about that?
Dung World: Where are we going to put all of this stuff? Dung world of course.
We could have shops, dung landmarks, and people dressed in dung clothing. On
that note...
Dung Food: Well, this sounds pretty tasty to me. You can have Kau chips, manure
burgers, and slop fries. Make sure you don't eat too much, you may get sick.
Or maybe just eating one may get you sick. Oh, just put a warning on the label.
Dung Cheese: Two of the best things in the world. Combined!!
Dung On a Stick(Herp): Yep, it's dung on a stick. Perfect for your dung smores.
Dung Halloween Costumes(Herp): You are sure to get a ton of candy with this
snazzy costume.
Dung Watch(Herp): You may not be able to tell the time, but hey… it's made
of dung!
Dung Hat (Herp): Like it when birds poop on you're head? Now you can have
it pre-dun (or should I say 'pre-dung').
Sing-a-long-dung (F.O.S): I'mmm dreaming of a broooown... christmas!
Adopt-A-Dung (F.O.S): Adopt a homeless piece of dung today!
Dung Trees (F.O.S): Nature at its very best. Plant a Dung Seed, water it daily
and watch it sprout into a blooming Dung Tree. Pluck Dung Fruit, eat Dung Fruit,
and then plant Dung Seed.
Well, last but not least.
Dung Neopets Site: Uhh.. just make the whole site a big blob of dung. Wait!
Isn't that what it already is? *snickers*
So to sum everything up I want to give you a few pros and cons.
Pros-
The Smell.
The Texture.
How many cool things can be made with it.
It's dung! What more can I say?
Cons- The Smell.
The Texture.
Its messiness.
It's dung! What more can I say?
So thanks for reading my article all about dung. You can Neomail me comments,
suggestions, ideas or whatever you want.
Authors Note: Thanks to Herp14 (Herp) and fostic_popcorn (F.O.S.) for their
ideas. You two rock!
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