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Neopia's Fill in the Blank News Source | 18th day of Eating, Yr 26
The Neopian Times Week 115 > Short Stories > Chia by Mistake

Chia by Mistake

by shoyru_lover91

also by smileyface12_5690

Fredrickio looked left and right, clutching his red and white bundle tightly. Nobody was looking, so he dodged in through the deserted NeoHome's door. He saw the familiar yellow Chia standing frozen in the middle of the hall. He laughed "Served it right, rotten species they are." He slumped on the green rug in the middle of the room and opened his bundle. It contained his prize of his expedition to the food shops: two orange Chia pops and a can of Neocola. "Lunch," he said hungrily, and devoured the food.

     Fredrickio was a run away pound pet; a green Lupe with a lopsided ear and scruffy tuft on the back of his neck. He had been abandoned after he was born, but being strong willed and not liking the rules of the pound he escaped and started out on his own. He had found an abandoned NeoHome whose owner (an his rotten Chia) had been frozen. The Lupe now used it as his headquarters for his expeditions.

     The next morning, he heard talking outside his window and decided to take a look. It was a mean group of shadow pets talking about a contest in their guild. He discovered it was for outcasts and when they moved on, he quietly ducked out the door and followed them. When he knocked on the guild door, the guard opened the shutter and looked at him "What you want?"

     "I'd like to join please," Fredrickio said shyly.

     "Any qualifications, youngster?" the guard replied .

     "Um... well... what kind of qualifications are you looking for?" Fredrickio asked. He hadn't heard the Neopets outside his window talk about being qualified.

     "Well, first, you need to have one of the council people invite you. It would probably be Silletti, he always has the most time on his hands to do such... anyway, after they come to your house or wherever you live they bring you here and you are given a task. Once you complete that task, you're in. But for now, you can wait on your doorstep, kid. I don't think anyone would be coming for YOU anytime soon," he laughed as he looked up and down the Lupe, then closed the shutter with a loud bang. Fredrickio sighed and turned around to go back home. He was an outcast for sure, but was he so much different that he didn't even fit in with them?

     He walked home sadly, closing the door behind him as he entered. BRRRING BRRRING BRRRING! Came the screechy old doorbell. He nearly jumped out of his skin. At first he didn't know where it came from... they had never had guests before, so he had never heard the noise. A few minutes later he heard a knocking from the broken front door. Opening it slightly, he peeked out and saw a shadow Shoyru holding a notebook and a pen. He looked up at Fredrickio and snorted slightly.

     "Well, um... you have been invited to join our top secret guild," he coughed, laughing at the Lupe's odd appearance. "Our leader can be quite odd in his choices. Anyway, follow me. You won't need to bring anything, we have it all there for you..."

     As they walked back to the guild the shadow Shoyru explained that if Fredrickio completed the task, he could join; but if he failed, he would be locked up forever. He would know too much about the guild.

     Meanwhile, back at the guild...

     "The Lupe has been sent for sir," said a shadow Aisha to the back of a chair in the middle of the room. "Shall I send him on assignment 124570 sir?"

     "Yes! He shouldn't return from that unless he is truly worthy. Is that all, Swaslackie?" said a dark sounding voice from the chair.

     "Yes, Silletti, sir," replied the Aisha.

     "Then you may go. Please close the door on your way out," replied the disembodied voice.

     In the meantime, Fredrickio had arrived with the Shoyru. The Shoyru opened a secret gate in the hedge in front of them and went through it. Fredrickio followed. He saw a mass of shadow, pirate, and mutant pets battling on a massive lawn. The Shoyru walked across the lawn to a shadow Aisha and beckoned for Fredrickio to follow.

     "Afternoon, Swaslackie!" said the Shoyru, bowing his head in greeting.

     "Afternoon, Veniminor. This is the Lupe, I presume?" replied the Aisha, looking over the Shoyru's shoulder at Fredrickio.

     "Yeah! Little odd, isn't he?" said the Shoyru, lowering his voice to a whisper.

     "Yes... he will be on assignment 124570 today," said the Aisha, checking her clipboard.

     "124570? But that's stealing a prize from Illusen that's virtually impossible," stuttered the Shoyru. He then lowered his voice again and asked, "Do you think he will complete it, Swaslackie?" "I don't know, only one way to find out for sure," said the Aisha with a slight smile.

     The Shoyru and Aisha turned to Fredrickio. He was watching the nearest pets with amusement and cheering on a Mutant Lupe; he was so involved with cheering he had not heard a word of the conversation held between the other two pets. The Shoyru rolled his eyes and tugged on Fredrickio's ear.

     "Ouch! What was that for?" he questioned, glaring at the Shoyru.

     "You are on assignment 124570. You are to steal a honey potion from Illusen and bring it back here within 3 days. As Vemininor has probably explained, complete it and you will gain entry, fail and you shall be locked up. Good luck young one," said the Aisha, talking as if Fredrickio was a toddler.

     Fredrickio blinked. Steal a honey potion from the great Illusen? It seemed impossible, but he had to get into the guild. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and without thinking the whole thing through, set out for Meridell.

     It wasn't too long of a trip; the hike along the trail was incredibly short. He casually stepped onto the bright green grass of Meridell, feeling increasingly nervous. Part of him was having second thoughts, but the other part was pushing him forward. He gulped and started walking down the road towards Illusen's home.

     Surprisingly, not too many Neopets were completing quests for the Faerie at this time of day. Fredrickio felt slightly sick. The less Neopets, the more likely he would get caught. He wanted to do it at the most popular time so it would go unnoticed. To do it right now would be like giving up your life's possessions to Chet Flash.

     "Go on, take it," said a voice in his ear. Startled, the Lupe turned around and found himself face to face with Swaslackie, the neopet who had told him of his task in the first place.

     "How did you get here before me?" he asked, puzzled.

     "I run fast," she said dismissively. "Now, are you going to steal a honey potion or not?"

     He opened his mouth to argue, but the Aisha gave him a very 'I'm-braver-than-you-and-you-know-it' look, so, feeling slightly numb, he closed it again and walked over to Illusen. She was handing a prize over to a little baby Chomby.

     "Can I help you, young Lupe?" she asked, looking at him.

     "Err," he stuttered and looked over at Swaslackie, who rudely mouthed the word 'chicken'. "I'd like a quest please," he said, trying to sound courageous.

     "Been here before?" said Illusen, looking down at her list.

     "Nope," replied Fredrickio.

     "Okay, so you're at level one, then. Could you please bring me a plain omelette?" she said with a smile.

     Fredrickio faked a grin and walked off towards the shops. He heard footsteps behind him and turned around just in time to see Swaslackie following him.

     "Great!" he muttered to himself, "all I need is her following me about when I am thinking of a plan."

     Eventually, he managed to steal an omelette out of a nearby pet's rucksack. As he walked back towards Illusens glade he came up with a plan, and by the time he reached the glade he had gone through it fifty times.

     "So you've returned, and you're within the time. Well done. Wait here and I shall bring your reward," said Illusen with a smile, taking the omelette off Fredrickio and wandering into the underground passes.

     Fredrickio smiled and slunk behind Illusen into her passageways. Soon she stopped and rummaged around in a pile of items. Fredrickio saw a honey potion by where he was standing. He picked it up quickly and ran as fast as he could back up to the surface. He was halfway along the lane back to Swaslackie when he suddenly stopped and found he couldn't move.

     "You honestly think I didn't see you?" Illusen's eyes were glowing red as she turned face to face with the thief in her hands. Fredrickio looked over at Swaslackie, who laughed silently, and ran off in the opposite direction.

     "Well... um... well..." Fredrickio stuttered, trying to yank himself free from her clutch. He felt like the little yellow Chia back at the abandoned NeoHome.

     "I'll take that," said Illusen, smirking; grabbing the honey potion from his paws. "Don't you ever try to think of stealing anything again."

     Fredrickio pulled out of her grasp, leaving behind some fur in her hand, and quickly ran off back towards the guild.

* * *

He arrived, breathing heavily, clutching his chest as though about to have a heart attack. Swaslackie smiled and shook her head.

     "I knew it. I knew you couldn't do it. I knew it."

     Fredrickio tossed her an evil glare.

     "Looks like she got a piece of you," Swaslackie continued, circling the Lupe and eyeing his back. "It's bad luck when a Faerie gets a piece of you."

     "What do you mean?"

     "Bad things can happen. Horrible things. You best watch yourself."

     "Bad things? Whatever. Just give me a different task... that one was impossible and you know it," said Fredrickio irritably.

     "You'd have to bring that up with Silletti. He's right in there... right through that door," Swaslackie smiled.

     "Fine," said Fredrickio, a tone of uneasiness in his voice. "I'll see him." With that, he walked through the door, more frightened than he had ever been in his life.

     The room was completely black, lit only by a few dim candles on the walls. He shuddered and gulped. It was a very eerie place to be.

     "You've failed. You should be locked up, you know," said Silletti, his expression hidden by the darkness.

     "Just give me one more task. It was impossible; but I'll succeed this time. I know I will," Fredrickio quickly spluttered, begging on his knees.

     "Hmm, another chance... not usually given in this guild, but I like you. Young Lupe, you have guts. Let's see... another task... aha! I'm hungry, so bring me lunch without spending a single Neopoint and you have got entry. I would like some kind of sandwich, anything but tigersquash; that brings me out in a rash. I'd also like a drink of orange juice," said Silletti, thinking. "A meaty Chia treat would be nice, too, if you could. Now get to it."

     "Thank you, thank you," Fredrickio babbled, thanking the white Weewoos he had been given such an easy task.

     Fredrickio slipped out of the room quickly and ran as fast as his legs would carry him to Neopia Central. He soon slipped into the food shop unnoticed. He grabbed the nearest sandwich and orange juice off the shelves. Just as he was about to leave the shop he heard a loud crack. A puff of green smoke surrounded him, cloaking his escape.

     Fredrickio smiled; maybe Swaslackie had been wrong, maybe Illusen had given him some luck. Nevermind, he would think about that later. He pushed it to the back of his mind as he waddled back to the guild.

     Fredrickio knocked at the door of the guild. The guard opened the slot and looked down at him.

     "What do you…err, I mean... what's the password?" he said, staring at Fredrickio.

     "Fyreashlia," repeated Fredrickio from memory.

     The guard looked shocked; how did this pet know the password? He hadn't seen it before. Unknowing to Fredrickio, the puff of smoke at the store hadn't been a helping hand. It had been Illusen's spell. She wanted to teach him a lesson after the honey potion incident, and had cast a spell on him. Whenever he stole something, he would turn into the species he hated most. Now, instead of the green Lupe he had always been, he was a small, yellow, furry Chia.

     Whispers passed through the other pets as Fredrickio walked across the courtyard towards Silletti's room. Once he reached the door, Swaslackie stopped him.

     "Why do you want to go through here?" she questioned.

     "Silletti's lunch, compliments of Fredrickio the Lupe," he replied.

     "Oh, carry on then," Swaslackie said with a smile.

     Fredrickio stared at her, wondering why she was so cheerful. She stalked out of sight and left him there, alone. He shrugged and opened the door. It was a lot easier now that he knew what to expect and that he knew Silletti would be pleased with him.

     The room was as dark as it ever was. He walked forward, shutting it behind him. The cold, sinister voice of the guild's leader spoke.

     "Why, hello there... I see that you have my lunch, little one." Fredrickio felt a little embarrassed at being called 'little one', but he shook his head and handed his bag of stolen goods to Silletti.

     "I hope you are pleased with what I have brought you, sir," he said in a tough voice, trying to sound strong so Silletti wouldn't call him 'little one' any more.

     "Very pleased indeed..." Silletti cackled. He flipped a switch and the room flooded with light. Fredrickio covered his eyes for a few minutes before adjusting to the sudden burst of light. The leader, a fierce shadow Lupe, was eyeing the new member with a hungry look in his eyes. The stolen lunch lay forlornly in the corner as if it didn't even exist. Fredrickio stared at him, confused.

     "Silletti, sir, what is going on?"

     "Why, little Chia, you don't have to concern yourself with that. All of life's little troubles will soon be over..."

     "Little Chia?" Fredrickio was more confused than he had ever been in his life. "What do you mean?" He looked down at his hands and nearly fainted. Silletti licked his lips loudly in front of him. His heart raced. "No... no... I'm not what you think I am! I am Fredrickio, the Lupe! I don't know what happened... please don't eat me... please don't eat me..."

     It was too late. Silletti was closing in on him; he was already inches away... his mouth was open wide, ready to take a nice, juicy bite. Fredrickio cried and held his breath-it was all over, he thought to himself. All over...

     And yet, it wasn't. Instead feeling intense agony in his midriff, the hungry Lupe before him subsided and was pulled away... his by what? Bewildered, Fredrickio's jaw dropped in awe as he stood face-to-face with Illusen.

     "My, my, my," she said breathlessly, nearly choking Silletti as she held him back. "We have a hungry fellow here, eh?"

     Fredrickio was speechless. Surely this was some strange, messed-up dream.

     Illusen muttered something under her breath, something that sounded like a spell. Another puff of green smoke engulfed him, then fell to the cold floor. Fredrickio looked at his body again with a flood of relief washing over him. He was a Lupe again... a green, scruffy Lupe, just like always.

     The Faerie released Silletti, but grabbed a bit of his hair before doing so. She winked at Fredrickio and stuffed it into her pocket. Fredrickio blinked, then, with a sudden rush of understanding, winked back at Illusen.

     Silletti ran forward, but stopped in front of the green Lupe. "Wait a minute... where'd that Chia go?" Fredrickio merely laughed.

     "Silletti," said Illusen, "you've got a lesson to learn. You can't go around trying to eat Chias. Yes, you've definitely got a lesson to learn..." She muttered another spell under her breath. Silletti didn't notice due to his utter confusion.

     "Well, Fredrickio, would you mind following me outside?" she opened the door and left the room without waiting for a response. Fredrickio followed her and shut the door behind him.

     "What just happened?"

     "When you stole that Honey Potion from me," the Faerie began in a disdainful voice, "I knew I had to make sure that you would never steal again. I put you under a spell so that whenever you did steal, you'd turn into the species you hate most. It wasn't hard to tell that it would be a Chia."

     Fredrickio nodded to signify he understood, then motioned for her to continue.

     "I came over right away when I sensed that you were in danger. Faeries just know things like that. I saw Silletti about to maul you to smithereens, so I held him back just in time. No matter how evil a thief can be, he shouldn't be eaten. I said another spell to turn you back into a Lupe. Now, Fredrickio, you have to promise me that you'll never steal anything again, or I'll have that spell fixed on you permanently. Do you promise?"

     Fredrickio nodded. "Yes, I promise. I'll never steal anything again."

     Illusen smiled. "So you've learned your lesson. It seems as though your dear friend Silletti, on the other hand, still has quite a ways to go."

     "I hope you don't mind me asking, but what spell did you put on him?"

     "Whenever he thinks about eating a Chia, his tail will catch fire," she laughed. "No, the fire won't harm him, but it will be very, very hot. Hopefully he'll think differently about Chias from now on. As will you, I hope, now that you know how it feels to be at the other end of the hungry stare..."

     The Lupe nodded again. "Yes, I do. Boy, am I glad my tail won't be catching on fire..."

     At that moment, a scream could be heard from inside Silletti's room. "Ah, such a baby," Illusen laughed. "Well, I'd better get going. This guild is shutting down, though, I'll make sure of that. Fredrickio, I suggest you go back to whatever you were doing before you came here. You don't really belong... you're not like them. You understand the way things are a lot better than anyone here."

     Fredrickio smiled. "Thank you, Illusen. I wouldn't have understood it if it weren't for you. Thanks..."

     Illusen grinned broadly. "Goodbye, Fredrickio!"

     "Goodbye, Illusen!" Fredrickio said happily. With a slight wave, he set off away from the guild and headed back his home in Neopia Central. Home sweet home...

The End

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