Have you ever picked up a piece of half eaten jelly, stared at it, and wondered
where it came from? Have you ever wondered if somewhere out there in Neopia, a
fantasyland full of jelly and, well, more jelly exists? If so, my fellow Neopian,
then you are not alone.
AZN_SPARKLE21: Welcome to the first ever episode of Neopians Tell All, a talk
show hosted by me, azn_sparkle21! Today's topic is, as you may have guessed,
Jelly World. Does it exist? I can't be sure, but just because I can't, doesn't
mean others can't! On today's show, we have three very special guests I'd like
to introduce to you.
First of all, put your hands together for our first guest, Zinorio! Zinorio
is a blue Bruce whose hobbies include eating jelly and searching for Jelly World.
Zinorio sincerely believes that Jelly World exists out there somewhere, waiting
for him.
ZINORIO: Jelly World exists, and I'm gonna prove it to all you skeptics out
there!
AZN_SPARKLE21: Thank you, Zinorio. Our next guest is Raemoondo, a cloud Kau.
He enjoys reading the Neopedia and all the books he can get his hands... well,
hooves on. Raemoondo just as sincerely believes that Jelly World is figment
of Neopia's imagination.
RAEMOONDO: Jelly World? I don't even know the meaning of the words!
AZN_SPARKLE21: Our last, but not least, of course, guest is Dr. Tolly, a Yellow
Kacheek. Dr. Tolly is an extremely accomplished scientist who may just prove
to us once and for all whether Jelly World exists.
DR. TOLLY: (adjusting her glasses) Please, do call me Oliviana.
AZN_SPARKLE21: Sorry, Oliviana. Now that we have all our guests introduced,
we can get started. (looking at her clipboard) My first question is for you,
Zinorio. What makes you so sure that Jelly World does in fact exist?
ZINORIO: How else would you explain pieces of jelly? Jelly sculptures? And
how do you think all the rumors got started? Obviously, they were started by--
RAEMOONDO: (interrupting) In my opinion, you are most likely the one who started
the rumors.
ZINORIO: (outraged) WHAT?!? Me? Start rumors? I don't think so! I'm innocent,
I tell you! As I was about to say, the rumors obviously got started by someone
who actually made it to Jelly World and back! Of course they did! Except they're
not rumors, they're true!
RAEMOONDO: Oh, really. Please, give me a break. You are ridiculous. I have
half a mind to leave this show.
AZN_SPARKLE21: (desperate) Oh now really! Raemoondo, Zinorio, calm down! I
can see that you guys are very close to challenging each other to a Battledome
fight, but please, this is not the time or the place!
RAEMOONDO: Hey, that's not such a bad idea!
ZINORIO: HA! I could beat you any day, any time, any dome!
RAEMOONDO: (sarcastic) And I suppose you're going to win the battle by throwing
a piece of strawberry jelly at me?
ZINORIO: Three words. Bring. It. On.
AZN_SPARKLE21: Please, please, sit down, both of you. Now, Dr. Tolly, I mean,
Oliviana, I have a question for you about what Zinorio first said.
OLIVIANA: I suppose you wish me to tell you whether or not it is possible
to make jelly in a normal Neopia Central factory. You wish to know this because
if it is possible, then pieces of jelly are not evidence of the existence of
Jelly World.
AZN_SPARKLE21: That's right. But how did you kn--?
OLIVIANA: (interrupting) I am an extremely accomplished scientist. That is
all you need to know.
AZN_SPARKLE21: All right then. Please continue.
OLIVIANA: First of all, jelly is made up of fifty-three individual components.
They are guashranum, haraetharn, jomboily…
RAEMOONDO: As if we could ever understand any of this! Speak English, Tolly!
OLIVIANA: Excuse me, but I am an extremely accomplished scientist. I do not
believe that you know whom you are dealing with. Moreover, my name is Dr. Oliviana
Tolly, if you please.
ZINORIO: O-HO, so now the extremely accomplished scientist is going to threaten
us! Give me a break!
RAEMOONDO: No, I don't please.
AZN_SPARKLE21: (sighs) Please, can we get back to the discussion?
RAEMOONDO: I don't remember this ever being a part of your business!
AZN_SPARKLE21: I beg your pardon!? This is my show, if you didn't realize
that!
OLIVIANA: You goons obviously do not realize that I am an extremely accomplished
scientist! All I wanted was to explain the scientific evidence of Jelly World!
But now these unaccomplished, uncultured--
RAEMOONDO: Excuuuse me? I read the Neopedia every day! I'm cultured! I'm accomplished!
And nobody needs a scientist to know that Jelly World simply doesn't exist!
ZINORIO: I think you mean that nobody needs a scientist to know that Jelly
World does exist! It does! It does! I know it! And here's another piece of evidence
of Jelly World: the petpets! Don't you people remember how they disappeared?
I do believe they went to Jelly World! I know for a fact that all petpets love
jelly! Especially lime green!
OLIVIANA: How can you be so sure that all petpets love jelly? Nobody can even
feed them, for heaven's sake!
ZINORIO: Well, I talk to my petpets, that's how I know!
OLIVIANA: PETPETS DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH! THEY CAN'T EVEN TALK! THE SCIENTIFIC
INFORMATION SHOWS THAT! I AM AN EXTREMELY ACCOMPLISHED SCIENTIST!
RAEMOONDO: You know what? I challenge you to a Battledome fight!
ZINORIO: Who? Me?
RAEMOONDO: Both of you! I'll take you both on, two on one!
OLIVIANA: That's not even possible! You can only fight one on one!
RAEMOONDO: I don't care!
AZN_SPARKLE21: (amused) SECURITY! (as security takes them away) Well, I guess
that ends the show for now. So does Jelly World exist? I don't know. And apparently,
neither do these people.
See you next time on Neopians Tell All, same time, same place.
ZINORIO: (yelling, being dragged away) Jelly World exists! I'll show all of
you!
OLIVIANA: (also being dragged away) Oh, do be quiet.
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