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This page is fairly old, but Yankstone will be working with me to make it prettier soon! ...Hopefully?

Welcome//
I hate bookworms.

Snooping as usual, I see. Eh, biscuit? You wouldn't happen to have any cookies on you, would you? How about ice cream? Cake? I like cake. I'm sure you've gathered that I like cake, biscuit.

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So I'mma tell you about me. People are always calling me things like "mutant" and "rumpface" and "Techo," but I don't get why. I think they're just mean, really.

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Likes and dislikes//
I have my yays and nays...

Hover over an image to learn more about my feelings for the item. (If that doesn't work, right clicking and looking at the properties will do as well)

Likes
Dislikes

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Friends//
Acquaintances, whatever.

Gosalyn: This is Gosalyn, my Mallard. She's a little stinker. She seems to get along well with Mr Limpet's petpet.

Soxner: Soxner's neat. It'd be cool if he'd evolve a television on his head, but whatever. I asked him if he ever thought about growing one, but he just gave me one of those suspicious-ious looks and asked me what I was on. Whatever that means. Pff, some people. But Soxner's pretty cool. He and I hang out at the Happy Taco from time to time... have a juicebox or two... Good times.

PunsieMcKale: Punsie's awesome. I can never understand what he's saying, though. He's always talking in rhyme and using words that sound similar or the same. Kind of a weirdo, if you ask me. Yeah, we're good friends.

Stinkoman: Stinky is my little stinky. WAIT! I mean, buddy. He's a swell kid. The lad reminds me of me when I was a... lad. Yeah. I'm also his partner in crime, but SHUH! It's a secret!

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Art//
From newest to oldest.

I'm pretty. So pretty, in fact, that yankstone just can't stop drawing me. I'm way handsomer in real life, though, don't you be mistaken. Maybe I'll do a drawing sometime.

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Trophies//
Trophy count: 7

See! I told you! People love me.

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Adoptables//
Meeeeaaaat!

Yeah, I drew these. Aren't they pretty I know you just want to put them places. Here's the rules:

Rules are for garbonzos. You can do whatever you want with these things.

To do list:

Cleared

Neomail yankstone if you want one of these cuties! She's really super busy though, so it might take a while for us to get back with you...

New Adoptables:

ME!