WARNING: Your IQ may drop by reading some of the words of ridiculosity on here. Just thought I should tell you. D:




You don't know how you got here. Or why, actually. A baby kougra pretty much just walked out of the blue and said, "OH MY GOSH! You have a nose! I have a nose, too! Let's be friends x) ." And now they've dragged you along to make fondu. It was cooking fine.. until it exploded. After the fondu exploded, chaos pretty much ensued. The walls were covered with melted cheese, and the whole house was pretty much destroyed. By cheese. The kougra looked around and went, "Tcha, I'm too cool to clean." And dunked a piece of bread on the ceiling....








Oh, cool. About meeee. My name is KLAII. I am a baby kougra. I'm quite awesome. I like fondu. x) I was with the picture you saw above the whole "You're-IQ's-Going-To-Drop" thing. I got 72 votes 8D

First question... How did I come to be the way I am today? I wasn't as awesome-looking as I am today. Which is to say... very. Awesome, I mean. I was once an EYRIE. Toneless then had some NP to waste, and so she bought a Kougra Transmogrification Potion, back when they were only about 100,000 NP. (I was THIRSTY. WAS THAT SO WRONG?! And seeing as I drank some projectile-vomit coloured stuff, you could tell: I was very thirsty.) And I was scary, let me tell you. People COWERED at the site of me. RAR. I was in CHARGE. Haha. Yesss. And then... sadly.... one day... Toneless was looking in the rainbow pool, saw how AMAZING baby kougras looked, went mad, and DASHED to the Hidden Tower. And I am no longer scary, but awesome.





I am quite an amazing pet. I can do this. -jumps in the air, and lands on my head.- Oh, wait. I didn't do it right. -jumps in the air.. and lands on my head-. RAR! x) I can't do it right now. But I had this dream, where I jumped up in the air, and I grew WINGS. And I flewwwwwwwww. Hahahahahahahaha -falls over.-






These are my... stats. They're bad. Don't laugh at me. x).. -peers- WHAT?! NYAAAH!? My IQ is only 14!??! THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! -Dashes to hide table, but fails.

IQ - 14
Strength - 18
Hours - 30591
Level - 19
Defence - 15
Current HP - 37
Max HP - 22
Battledome Played - 58
Won - 45
Lost - 7
Drawn - 6
BD Score - 3162






LIKES
  • FONDU! x) It' the besterest. Ever. Better than... ANYTHING. Ahahaha. (How can anyone say otherwise? I mean.. really. It's impossible.)
  • Sleep. I like to sleep. It's like, you fall asleep... and you have the strangest thoughts before you fall asleep, like "did I return that library book seventeen hundred years ago?"... and then you WAKE UP. AND IT'S NOT NIGHTTIME ANYMORE. It's taken me by surprise...
  • MOVIES. Yes. They're the best. Entertainment while eating fattening, buttered popcorn. Schweet. Nyahahaha.
DISLIKES
  • FISH! O: I hate fish. They're smelly D:
  • Wraps. Salad wraps. Chicken wraps. I hate tortillas. They're so.. weird, and with stuff in them, they're weirder. )x
  • Being woken up. It's like, the SUN, and you look right into your window, and there's the SUN, and you're like, "AAAAAAAAH!" because you're going BLIND, and you fall, and it's a HORRIBLE start.






I'm alwayslooking for more friends. If you want to be my friend, neomail toneless_. Because I'm so popular. xDD

Bally - My amazing strawberry friend. You can put strawberries in fondu. Hahahahahhaa. x)

Fire is another tres cool starry jubjub. Such an amazing pet, I am TELLING you x3.

Bunnie is the cutest cybunny. Ever. The same colour as ME! Nyaaaah! -hugs-

Glob is the most coolest scorchio ever. Not only is she the same colour as me, but he's tough. Hahahhaa. x)


Savanna is another one of the coolest pets ever. And another of the same (AMAZING) paint brush colour as me. You have to visit her, because she's awesome.



Smackula is such a cool korbat. We're plotting to take over the world. xDDD




THIS IS THE COOLEST BABY CHOMBY ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET.







Sooooo, what is this part of your *awesome* page, klaii? I hear you asking that question (kind of). My friends, these are my ADOPTABLES! Tone says that if you take the link off (or the signature at the bottom of the adoptable), she'll neomail you, and if it continues, you'll be reported. O: Also, you can't enter them in ANY KIND OF CONTEST! And if you alter them, Tone STILL did the original artwork, so you still can't take off the sig or link. Because they're still mine. ;)






































custom adoptables

I made a board one day (I do this frequently) advertizing that I was making custom adoptables. I was SOOO surprised at how many people liked them O: And here are they are, including different species of pets, coming soon.








































adopted

Here's where I'm putting the super awesome adoptables I've adopted! x) If it looks like I've taken the link off, I haven't. That's mean D: But if it looks like it, neomail my owner, so she can fix the problem ASAP.






Made by Sweetie_pie20020020


Adopt me today!







This is the final part of my page. D: It was very fun to have met you. This is also the part where you can link to my page and my adoptables!! x) You liked it THAT much?! You're so KIND!! -hugs-. This is my link-to-me button. (This is the old button.)




OR this one (: (This is the new button! x) Please use this one, but you can use either.)





affiliates

This is the area where I tell you about some more awesoe petpages somewhat like this one. If your pet has a page... NEOMAIL TONELESS, YOU LOSER! x) Tell her to put your button here, and it wouldn't hurt if you told other people about this page, in turn x) Always looking for more affliates.. 'KAY?

RoraDundee




This is the swingy cat that tells how many people were here. Her name is Hippo, the Cat. Wave to her. We got 2oo page views on 3-26-06. *=D Wow. I had no idea you people liked my page that much. But then... It's an amazing page, why wouldn't you? x)))




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