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He looks up, his cheeks appear to be tear-striken, but instead they are just marks down his face. It's easy to see that he was crying though, he had bags under his eyes and the tips of his long brown hair were wet. His Borgle tail stopped mid swing when he is able to realize what you are. Or rather, wht you're not.

You are not someone he can trust.

He begins to turn and walk away when you let out a yell. He cringes and, then bends down to get on all fours, he runs off at the speed of a Kougra. His speckled paws crunching on the snow.

*crunch*

Lineart curtesy of Aqua.

He turns and gets one last glance of you, and you swear, his eyes flicker a vicious red, but you don't see him long enough to be able to tell, because not even a second later, he's off.

You walk over to where he was sitting, and pick up a book he left. "Boring_alien," the title reads.

General Info

Name: Boring_alien
Alias: Boring
Birthdate: November 2nd
Age: 32267 hours
Age (Human): 16
Color: Split
Human: Shrimp
Petpet: Puppup the Green Bika
BC status: Not entered
Favorite color: Red
Hobbies: Crying (when no one else is around), pulling pranks, plotting to take over Neopia, running around in Terror Mountian with Jake, and sleeping.

Stories

Mother & Father
Guin paced around the room, his claws scratching the newly waxed tile. He tapped his chin and awaited the arrival of his pup. He took a deep breath.
The hospital door poped open, his wife was in a wheelchair, holding a tiny baby, it was purple on one half and orange on another. He had a bori's muzzle but a poogle body. His tail was short, but fuzzy on the tip. The baby's fists were clenched together, holding a raddle and the other one waving around in the air, as if saying 'Hi!
Guin looked at the baby's claws, and realized that they had littled dots arranged to spell 'Bori Life.
Guin smiled at his wife, a pink poogle named Samoone. Though deep inside he was crying, he knew it'd be a hybred, but who would of thought it would look like this?
The baby unclenched it's fist, revealing a buch of speckled dots on it's hands and knuckles.
The doctor looked at Samoone and nodded, "I'm sorry Mr. Guin, but you can't- um, keep him. Your family is too big, our owner already has 4 pets. Adoption is the only way your baby could stay alive.
An ugly thought made it's way into Guin's head, and he smiled deviously at the baby. But when it saw the hideous look on his father's the baby started crying.
Adoption it is then." Samoone said, not even realizing what her husband had just done.
Right, yes. Adoption." He nodded.

The End

Sheila & Shrimp
Aw! Look at 'im! E's so cute! Yeah e is!" An Australian girl was poking at the baby in the C.A.N. "I think I want this un." She told the C.A.N. assistant.
Are you sure?" The assistant asked the Australian girl.
Yep. E's so cute." She tickled the little baby with her index finger, "Look at e's big eyes, and e's little muzzle.
Alright then, you'll need to give 'em, excuse me, him a name." The assistant coughed.
Hm, he looks like an alien kind of, and he's not crying or laughing, or even smiling, I think I'm gunna call 'em, Boring_alien. Yeah, Boring_alien.
Boring_alien wimpered.
Aw, listen, e's purrin' at me! E's so cute, yep he is." The girl scooped 'em up out of his pen, "I'm dhiendbnfiej33864. But you can call be Sheila, if you want." She told Boring_alien.
A few weeks later Boring was sitting out on the street curb, thinking about Sheila. She was a terrible owner, she starved him near death, puts him in these little tuxes and takes pictures and sends them into the BC, he's the only pet on her account and she's always at her guild, and she doesn't even bring him to meet them or anything.
Just then, as he was thinking about how he would so much rather be in the pound then with Sheila any longer, she took he's hand and led him to a dark alley.
Now, mate, I want you to stay quiet, just stay here until I tell you it's okay." She hissed silently.
Boring_alien's mind was racing, was she about to be frozen? Was she abondoning him? Could his dreams come true and he be set free from her?
Now stay." She snarled, then ran back to the house.
Boring stayed squatted in the alley. A few seconds later several Chias with vicous looking lupes on leashes chased after her, one shouted into a walkie-talkie, "We've got a visual on suspect 672a.
A helicopter flew over top. "We have you surrounded! Put your hands in the air where we can see them!" Came a deep voice.
You'll never catch me alive coppers!" Came a girl's voice.
Sheila's voice.
Boring felt his ears perk up, and he could only see red. He raced out of the dark alley and around the block to his house. He saw Sheila, looking as if she were about to jump off the house. He just smiled.
She took a dive and as if all at once, he raced off, and grabbed her, just when she was about to hit ground. He slammed her into a red fire truck, on accidental purpose. Sheila looked dizzy, and fell over.
Had he hit her to hard? Was she dead? Is he going to be charged with neomurder?
Good work son," A Chia patted him on the back, "You saved her life, you may have hurt her, but she's still alive.
I just have one question, why?
She's stolen much art and sold it for np, used neopets artwork off site and claimed she drew it, scammed other people, harrased her guild members, spammed, romance roleplayed, took advantage of bugs in the system, imitated staff, used multiple accounts to get neopoints, used more than 5 accounts, the list goes on and on.
Boring_alien just gawked.
Were you her pet? Or did you know her in anyway?" The Chia asked, flipping through a notebook, ready to take notes.
No, no, I'm, uh, I'm that girl's pet." He pointed to a rather short girl with blue hair, standing in the crowd that had formed with in a few minutes of the helicopter arriving, not wanting to go to Iceland with Sheila.
The girl looked excited, she was bouncing up and down but she was also trying to figure out why Boring_alien was pointing at her.
So you had no relation to this girl at all? You seemed to have appeared from where the girl was last seen, say witnesses.
Boring_alien's eyebrows knit together, he wasn't quite sure how to answer that one, but then it hit him, "I was looking for food in that little alley, you know how some owners don't feed us, I had no idea anyone else was in there until she ran out. It took me a second to realize what was all going on, and as soon as I could put the pieces together, I ran out here." He laughed.
Okay son, well, you can go on to your family now. Oh, wait, what was your name again?" The Chia put his pen to the paper.
Oh, um, Boring_alien." He said, "I'll see ya 'round!
Boring_alien made his way towards the girl with blue hair, who had been waiting there while the rest of the crowd started clearing out.
So, you didn't want to go to iceland with that cabbagehead, so you lied and said I was your owner?" The shrimpy girl asked.
Boring_alien was shocked when he realized she knew his plan, "Well, yeah.
Cool! I'm Shrimp, and this is Ali." Shrimp turned and pointed to the Kacheek behind her, "I told you I'd figure it out.
Whoopee." Ali remarked, sarcastically.
And you are-" Shrimp was blurted to Boring_alien.
Boring." He smirked and threw his brown hair out of his face.
Alright Boring, let's go home!" Shrimp started off.
Okay..." He shrugged and started walking.

The next day there were alot of news reporters from the NT interviewing Boring. His name was just about everywhere, 'Boring didn't know who he rescued!', 'The Adventures of Boring the-almost-Hero!', 'Boring Coffee Beans?' it went on and on, until Boring finally stopped letting them interview him and told them no more comics or dedications or anything.

The End

Jake
His black trench coat swayed when a fierce when blew opposite the direction Boring was headed. The food shop wouldn't be too crowded with RSers today because of this weather. He tipped his hat at someone staring at him, as if trying to figure out who he was.
After he grabbed the leftover Flaming BBQ Crisps and Caffeine Free Neocola, he trounced over to his favorite spot to eat his lunch. After stuffing his face with his favorite food, he turned around to throw out his trash, he noticed two people by the dumpster. One was very tall and stern-looking, the other was short, weak, skinny and looked almost sick.
The tall man kicked the skinny neopet, and it let out a howl. Just as the tall man was about to take another strike at the, um, Lupe-?- he ran and tackled the man.
The man let out a loud yell, and looked incredibly angry. He pushed Boring off of him.
As Boring crashed back onto the ground he stole a side glance at the skinny neopet, signaling for it to run, but it just stood there, as if in shock. It was shaking.
As Boring charged towards the owner again, but as the owner dodged the hit, Boring ran into the dumpster.
Are you insane?!?" The owner shrieked.
Boring could only see red now, it was as if he couldn't hear anything, so instead of responding, he just struck again. This time, using his claws to dig into the owner's skin. scratching him.
After a few milliseconds of scratching, his eyes returned to normal, he could hear, and feel the bones breaking underneath his paws. And he stood up.
I- I'm sorry, I- I don't know what came over me." Boring started breathing heavily. He was shaking worse than the yellow and black Lupe sitting next to him.
The owner didn't get up, he was just laying there and hadn't said anything.
The Lupe looked up at Boring and smiled.
Are you okay?" Boring asked the small Lupe.
He nodded. This was when Boring really noticed how small and skinny and unhealthy looking it was. There were dark, dark circles around his eyes and he was wobbling because his weight was too much for his scrawny feet.
So, what's your name?" Boring asked curiously. The Lupe covered his hand with his mouth and put it down, something resembling speaking.
My name is Jenikason, but, that sounds girly, so just call me Jake. But why am I even bothering to think about this? He can't hear me. I'm mute and will never be able to tell him my name.
Well, hey, Jake." Boring laughed, and Jake looked shocked.
Jake pointed at Boring with a gasp. He sat down on the ground and crossed his legs, 'Can you hear me now?
Yep." Boring nodded.
They sat in silence for a little while, then Jake made a motion as if he were laughing.

To be continued...

Pranks

Pranking is the most fun there's ever been. I enjoy nothing more than giving Shrimp a present, then seeing her reaction when she pulls out a Spyder Yoyo. It's the best. You should try it sometime, she doesn't even get mad at you, she's in shock because it's 'so ugly!' XD

I've been pranking people ever since I met Jake, my best bud. But I've cooled down ever since Sheri told me it was mean. You should have seen her face when I gave her a Springy Corbrall In A Box! That was to die for! But, um... *repeats from memory* pranking is, uh, what was it? Oh yeah, bad and I should not do it. XP

Adoptables

RULES

DO NOT ENTER THEM IN THE BC!
DO NOT CLAIM THEM AS YOUR OWN!
LINK BACK HERE!
DO NOT STEAL A CUSTOM!
DO NOT ALTER THEM!

Lazeh Shrimp needs to get off her lazeh butt and make me some 1337 adoptables. XD

Family

Saun, an incredibly easy target. Say one thing about "love" and he starts balling. It's really funny to wacth. =)
	Ali is a big fat cabbage head! =K
Azi is pretty. Pretty strange. It's hard to pull pranks on her because she's always extra cautious about everything you do.
	Um, Sheri is my, uh.... My, you know... My... Uh... blushes
LM is totally awesome! I've never seen anyone be able to tick Ali off like he does! He's a great target, every once in a while. All I have to do to freak him out is draw a mustache on his mirror and he goes into hysterics!
	Moon is uh, cool. I guess. She and Saun hang out alot. She's really um, what's the word I'm looking for here? Oh yeah, uh, deep?
Fe is a... Um, weird person. O_o Moving on.
	Sandra is probably my main target when it comes to pranks. The great thing about pranking her, is that she never gets mad! Plus, she never expects it. =) Oh yeah, and she's Sheri's best friend, so it makes her an easy target.
This is Gwen, she's Ali's sister. She's really cool. She's almost the polar opposite of Ali. =D
	Shrimp? I think of her as more of a, um, a... What do I think of Shrimp? =/

Leaving?

Family

Other Poogles

Other Bori

None ='(