The Neopets Caption Competition
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The Caption Contest - Past Winners
This week's picture is shown below. We had many funny entries and the lucky winners
Apple: Wait, stop! I'm not really everlasting! I don't respond well to flames!
Blue Scorchio: Calm down, I've only seen this go wrong once before.
Orange Scorchio: What happened then?
Blue Scorchio: Ever heard of the Lava Ghoul?
Orange Scorchio: There's got to be a better way to make applesauce!
Blue Scorchio: This isn't how you play Ultimate Bullseye!
Orange Scorchios: This is EXTREME Ultimate Bullseye!
Blue Scorchio: Could you please find a taller box to stand on? Under my hat I look like I have male pattern baldness!
Blue Scorchio: Hey, that was my lunch!
Blue Scorchio: That apple helmet doesn't seem to offer much protection....
Blue Scorchio: Is hiding from fire behind a dried out piece of wood really a good idea?
Crate: What in Neopia are these three doing?
Log: Don’t ask me, I’m totally STUMPED!
Blue Scorchio [To Brown Scorchio]: I find your friend's lack of faith disturbing....
Orange Scorchio: There's got to be an easier way to make Fire Apples.
Blue Scorchio: Maybe you should use your Obsidian Dagger instead? You know, the one we all got when the new Battledome opened!
Blue Scorchio: Hey guys, I can't think of something witty to say to reference the current war over the obelisk.
Brown Scorchio: Don't worry about coming up with a relevant caption. By the time the captions are available to vote on, the war will probably be over anyway. Besides, any timely and event-based captions are inherently dated and don't age well. Someone who looks at the winners of this contest next year won't know what war you were talking about, anyway.
Orange Scorchio: LESS TALKING, MORE AIMING!
Ever since Invasion of Meridell went offline, the archers have struggled to find something new to occupy their time.
Brown Scorchio: Promise to stop trolling the boards?
Orange Scorchio: Yes, YES! NOW PLEASE STOP FLAMING ME!
Blue Scorchio: I hear this gig has a high turnover rate.
Orange Scorchio: Why?
Blue Scorchio: A lot of workers end up getting frie--I mean, fired.
Orange Scorchio: This is the last time I let you have chilli for breakfast!
Blue Scorchio: What are you doing?
Brown Scorchio: Oh, I'm just practicing my aim for those who don't vote for my caption!
Apple: *life flashes before it*
Blue Scorchio: I really don't think that apple is a spy from the Sway...
Orange Scorchio: That's what you think! They're masters of disguise, you know.
Blue Scorchio: Alright, next up on the rejected Gadgadsbogen fruit list is the "Bappleorange."
Blue Scorchio: I hope Illusen doesn't notice this for a while. It could spoil her day when she finds half her glade burnt down!
Blue Scorchio: I don't think that's how you make his tunic crisp and blue... crisp, maybe!
Brown Scorchio: Hold still, you're making me mess up!
Blue Scorchio: I don't think he's the problem....
Scorched Tree: I REALLY wish I hadn't resigned from Kass Basher!
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