The Neopets Caption Competition
Enter Your Caption |
Past Winners |
You are on Page 1292
The Caption Contest - Past Winners
This week's picture is shown below. We had many funny entries and the lucky winners
King Skarl's Marrow Tax has claimed another innocent victim.
Bori: Yikes! I forgot my wallet!
Puppyblew: Too bad you're not painted electric; you could just charge it!
Gnorbu: What happened to your plate?
Puppyblew: I thought something tasted unusually crunchy....
Gnorbu: Personally, I don’t care if you have enough to pay your tab, but you'd BETTER have enough for a generous tip!
Bori: You're charging me? The sign said this was the Soup Kitchen!
Gnorbu: No, this is Le Soup Kitchen... big difference.
Bori: I asked for a "corn and pepper" sandwich, not a Cornupepper Sandwich!
Gnorbu: I put myself completely into my cooking. I quite enjoy it.
Puppyblew: Is she missing a finger?
Bori: *gag* *cough* *choke*
Gnorbu: Would you like a glass of water?
Bori: Will I have to pay for that too?
Gnorbu: This fellow is taking so long I think I can actually see my nails growing.
Bori: I don't suppose I could wait to pay my bill until my Caption Contest prize comes in and I sell it, could I? *cheesy grin*
Bori: Where did I put my fork?
Puppyblew: Use the one in the window.
Puppyblew: Wow, I can't believe the bill actually says "And the shirt off your back."
Bori: Sorry Princess, but I left my wallet in another castle!
Gnorbu: No, Pocket Lint is not an acceptable method of payment.
Bori: Umm .. look over there, a plot!
Gnorbu: What, where?!
Bori: Come on boy, let's go!
Bori: I didn't bring any Neopoints! The sign outside says that lunch is complimentary.
Gnorbu Waitress: Which is why I complimented your shirt when you walked in. Now, pay up!
Bori: I don't suppose you have a return policy, do you?
Gnorbu: Well, this is terrible!
Bori: I know my wallet's in here somewhere, I promise!
Gnorbu: What? I was talking about my manicure.
Bori: But I didn't even order half the things that are on here!
He's not worried about the bill; he just found out that Silver Butter Knife on the table only does fractional icons.
Puppyblew: Don't mind me; I'm just here for the scraps!
Puppyblew: How does the ice in the lemonade not melt when it's beside the flame?
Gnorbu: Did you say anything?
Gnorbu: Oh, and I charged you extra for breaking my nail.
Bori: Uh oh...
Gnorbu: No worries, dearie. I'll take the Puppyblew instead of coin.
Bori: You've got a deal!
Bori: Oh no! I can't find my mint anywhere!
Quick Jump1 - 25 | 26 - 50 | 51 - 75 | 76 - 100 | 101 - 125 | 126 - 150 | 151 - 175 | 176 - 200 | 201 - 225 | 226 - 250 | 251 - 275 | 276 - 300 | 301 - 325 | 326 - 350 | 351 - 375 | 376 - 400 | 401 - 425 | 426 - 450 | 451 - 475 | 476 - 500 | 501 - 525 | 526 - 550 | 551 - 575 | 576 - 600 | 601 - 625 | 626 - 650 | 651 - 675 | 676 - 700 | 701 - 725 | 726 - 750 | 751 - 775 | 776 - 800 | 801 - 825 | 826 - 850 | 851 - 875 | 876 - 900 | 901 - 925 | 926 - 950 | 951 - 975 | 976 - 1000 | 1001 - 1025 | 1026 - 1050 | 1051 - 1075 | 1076 - 1100 | 1101 - 1125 | 1126 - 1150 | 1151 - 1175 | 1176 - 1200 | 1201 - 1225 | 1226 - 1250 | 1251 - 1275 | 1276 - 1300 | 1301 - 1325 | 1326 - 1350 | 1351 - 1375 | 1376 - 1395