The Neopets Caption Competition
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The Caption Contest - Past Winners
This week's picture is shown below. We had many funny entries and the lucky winners
Blue Slorg: Guys. Seriously. You need to feel how soft this carpet is.
Blue Slorg: I like your drawing, but those clouds look very strange!
Cloud Usul: It’s my proposed design for Caption Contest 1,300.
Blue Slorg: That Slorg looks nothing like me, I hope you know.
Cloud Usul: It's not supposed to be you.
Blue Slorg: What, you mean I've been posing like this all day for nothing?!?
Blue Slorg: Now that you're done with that painting, can I have a belly rub?
Xweetok: I feel left out, so since you are already painting, would you mind painting me cloud?
Xweetok: What do you call this masterpeice?
Cloud Usul: "Sale On Peanuts."
Xweetok [To Cloud Usul]: You have painted those Elephantes with flying colours!
Blue Slorg: The excitement of watching the paint dry has left me somewhat sleepy! Don't mind me while I take a nap.
Cloud Usul: Do you like my painting?
Xweetok: Definitely, but what is that Slorg doing?
Usul: I try to just ignore him most of the time.
Xweetok: I came over as soon as I heard you got a new paint brush! That's so exciting!
Cloud Usul: I know -- now I can put the finishing touches on my masterpiece!
Xweetok [To Cloud Usul]: Wow! You really see a lot of shapes in your clouds.
Xweetok: Oh no, don't worry about my Slorg... that's just how he normally takes in the beauty of artworks.
Blue Slorg: *mouth starts to froth*
Cloud Usul: Okay... If you say so....
Xweetok: Hey! I recognize that painting! It's Caption Contest 363!
Blue Slorg: Whoa! What are the implications of this? Does this mean that someday we'll all be in another Caption Contest picture as someone's painting!? What does that say about our existence and the nature of time?!?
Usul: I knew I shouldn't have read those philosophy books to him....
Blue Slorg: Yo dawg, I heard you like Caption Contests, so I put a Caption Contest in your Caption Contest so you can caption while you caption.
Cloud Usul: Do you think it's good enough to be an Advent Calendar animation?
Xweetok: That's not how Cloud Paint Brushes work... those Elephantes don't actually become clouds.
Blue Slorg: So, that's how you want to take over Neopia?
Xweetok: It's a paint brush, not a pointer.
Xweetok [Thinking]: I'd tell her how I really felt if my mouth wasn't sewn shut. *looks at painting* On second thought, it's better that way. *smile*
Sadly, the Usul's plan to have Elephantes lift Faerieland back into the sky didn't go quite as planned....
Xweetok: Wow, Professor Usul. So Elephantes really CAN fly?
Professor Usul: Well, it was REALLY windy that day....
Usul: I didn't think my art lecture was boring enough to put someone to sleep...
Xweetok: Quick, let's paint a mustache on him before he wakes up!
And this is why Slorgs make terrible art critics....
Blue Slorg: I hate not having any arms with which to scratch my back....
Cloud Usul: And that's how you paint a landscape!
Xweetok: Wait, were we supposed to be taking notes?
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