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The Caption Contest - Past Winners

This week's picture is shown below. We had many funny entries and the lucky winners were:

By deathnote
Scorchio: Going once, going twice, SOLD... wait, where did my hammer go?!?
Auction Genie: You just sold it!

By alicync
Auction Genie: I'm pretty sure I told him he was hired to run an auction, not a rain dance!

By pinkglassslippers
JubJub: Who is the auctioneer here?
Scorchio: Me, myself, and I!

By amberwaves100
Scorchio: Aaargh! Somebody wake up the Auction Genie! I keep getting these crazy low bids on all the items that come through!

By donte_10
Dr. Sloth: This isn't what I had in mind when I sent them to do my bidding....

By sugarypixiestix2
With the new Battledome arriving soon, everyone was desperate to train and buy weapons, so the Auction Genie and Auctioneer have to be up 24/7. It isn't going so well....

By nedviolet
Auctioneer: Sold, to the person at the keyboard!
Aisha: Grr! He wins every time!!!

By sweep_the_doghouse
Ghoskerchief: Wait, so you're telling me that a flock of 400,000,000,000,000,000,000 rabid Weewoos is coming? I thought this was just a normal day at the Neopian Auction House!

By mskind81
Ghostkerchief: Peek-a-BOO!!!

By dumbrellas
Auction Genie: The Altador Cup isn't for another eight months, guys. You can stop practicing your Make Some Noise skills.

By rielcz
Aisha: YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SCREAM INSANELY!!!

By rawbeee
And you thought auction sniping was stressful on YOU.

By ouachita
Illusen's Staff: Shame about that 10 million NP auction limit....

By dr_tomoe
Auction Genie [To Audience]: If you think this is bad, you should see him when those stamps Dr. Sloth auctions off show up.

By cnblack
Ghostkerchief: Worst opera ever.

By goodsigns
Auction Genie: So... does this mean I owe you nine wishes now?

By ilhs11
Auction Genie: This is too much! I knew I shouldn't have let him bring his fellow triplets to work!

By metakitsune
Scorchio: Going once, going twice, going three times!
Genie: I wonder how many of him there would be if he knew how to count past three.

By kopakasheild5
Ghostkerchief: What's he doing?
Genie: Trying to be scary enough so that TNT will let him be a Battledome challenger.

By freddiefroggie8
Ghostkerchief: I knew I shouldn't have set the starting price so low....

By participate
Imagine this times five million during the TrillionFTW auctions....

By tsuris_
Auction Genie: It's too bright.
Scorchio: Why do you think I wear this visor?

By coolkirby444
Scorchio: 1,876 Neopoints! 1,877 Neopoints! 1,878 Neopoints...
Auction Genie [Thinking]: Poor guy... there's still 16 hours left until this auction ends.

By tenabee
Auction Genie: *sigh* I wish I could go back to my lamp...
Scorchio: Why can't you?
Auction Genie: Because you SOLD it!

By ospongsengpeing
And for his impression of the Techo Fanatic, our judges have given him scores of 7, 7, and 8.

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