The Neopets Caption Competition
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The Caption Contest - Past Winners
This week's picture is shown below. We had many funny entries and the lucky winners
Blumaroo: I'm not a magician, I'm a dermatologist. Look at that healthy glow!
Schnelly: Introducing the all-new, portable scratching post!
Blumaroo Magician: And PRESTO! That Lupe is now a Ghostkerchief... you'll never have to be defeated again!
Schnelly [To Mastermind]: You know, up close you don’t look so scary!
Schnelly: Can someone please get me down from here? I get motion sickness, you know.
Mastermind: Meh, Jahbal was a better puppet.
Schnelly: Uh-oh. Why didn't they release a Stealth Petpet Paint Brush?!?
Mastermind: All I asked for was a Neoboard smiley. Why should I have to wait in line with these fools?
Mastermind: Son, unless you are a boss in Neoquest 3, you will continue to be a disappointment to me.
Blue Blumaroo: Oh no, I'm about to sneeze!
Ghostkerchief: Don't even think about it!
Mastermind: Hey, can you use that wand to make my sleeves shorter?
Mastermind: I thought you said you were trying to turn that Ghostkerchief into a vampire?
Blumaroo Magician: I am. All the cool vampires sparkle nowadays.
Blumaroo: Once I make this Ghostkerchief disappear, I'll take care of that stain on your robe!
Schnelly: Don't look at me like that! I tried to stop him!
Mastermind: You're doing the trick wrong. Your hat is supposed to be off before you pull a Schnelly out of it.
Mastermind: Magic? Pshaw! That's just Beany Burpers.
As most Neopians stop playing after getting the avatar, let alone reaching the end of Evil mode, Mastermind was getting quite lonely... he even hired a magician to keep him entertained!
Blue Blumaroo: Alakazam!
Mastermind: Please return my hands.
Mastermind: I told you to make a GhostkerSWORD! You won't be able to destroy your enemies with all these Petpets.
Apprentice: With this wand I'll, uh... make everyone get new prizes from Underwater Fishing!
Mastermind: That would never happen.
Magic Wand: I do all the work and he gets all the credit...
Ghostkerchief: Hey, at least you don't get blamed if people BOO!
Mastermind: Pffsh, you think that's a neat magic trick? Well, I was able to conjure up this yellow star right here on my forehead!
Blue Blumaroo: Er, you drew that with a marker.
Mastermind: Yeah, a MAGIC marker!
Mastermind: Pointing a Sparkshooter at a Ghostkerchief is not my idea of "The Magic Act of the Year."
Blumaroo: But... they're purple sparks!
Mastermind: Keep it up, and one day you may even be as skilled as I.
Blumaroo Magician: Really?
Older Blumaroo: Back in my day, we didn't have magic that brought peace and prosperity to the land.
Younger Blumaroo: But Grandpa, we STILL don't have that kind of magic.
Older Blumaroo: And that's why your generation is such a disappointment.
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