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The Omelette By iamkira

"Hey!" My pet yells,
"I'm Hungry! Gimme some chow!"
I tell him "I have no Neopoints!
You want me to buy food? How?"
He answers: "The Giant Omelette, I say!
You can take one piece per day!"

So I make my way down,
To the place where Tyrannia was found.
I climb up to the plateau,
Along the rocks I go.
I approach the omelette with care,
More than just eggs could hide there!

I run up and grab a slice,
Bacon and broccoli, how nice!
That was far too easy I say,
I'll come back another day.
Say! There is no one around,
I'll just slink slowly along the ground.

Closer and closer I get,
I'll get another piece I bet!
I reach my hand out to the egg,
"Let me grab a piece!" I beg.
"No!" Sabre-X growls,
"That's cheating, and cheating is foul!"

I was almost there when he appeared,
That was definitely weird!
But now I can feed my pet,
He'll be happy to see me I'd bet!
Three servings from one single slice,
Giant Omelettes sure are nice!

o0_Da_Pet_0o, The Little Battledome Champ!
By jimbo200

o0_da_pet_0o
once just a normal
green Quiggle
took a nice lil' trip
to the lab
then to his delight
he was turned into
a pretty rainbow color
while showing off his
rainbow color to his friends
his owner handed him an Attack Fork
what pride came to o0_da_pet_0o
he had been waiting for this day all his life
it was time to enter...
THE BATTLEDOME
he showed what he had
he shocked tons of owners
beat the best of the best
people said he could not do it
but he did...
then becoming a true Battledome champ
in my eyes
this once normal pet
has had such a impact on me
my little
Battledome champ

The Snowager By buurin

I live in the back
of a snow-filled ice cave.
I have many treasures,
but there's one thing I crave.
A full night of sleep
without one interruption.
But my home's been invaded
by thieves and corruption.

Every night I curl up
and close my eyes.
But I'm always awakened
by a nasty surprise!
Those nasty Neopians
overtaking my home.
I keep on wishing
they'll just leave me alone.

They come in my cave
and cause me great pain.
By snatching my Neggs
and my Kiko Keychain
And when I wake up to see
their hands in my pile.
I can't go back to sleep
for quite a long while!

"The Snowager's evil!"
the Neopians taunt.
When they steal my treasure,
they all boast and flaunt.
And then don't understand
when I take them to task.
I'd really be generous--
if only they'd ask!

Race to the Finish By evangelioneko

"Run run run!" the crowd said
I glanced at #3
Oh no! he was ahead!

My legs went faster and faster and then
I cleared the jump
Points counted as ten!

Go me! I shouted!
And let my pride get the best
That's when my skills
Were put to the test

I thought I could win
No, I KNEW I could do it
My small Poogle legs
Put the power into it

I ran and I ran
The finish line my destination
The other Poogles behind me,
I had no competition

Then suddenly,
From out of the blue
A miracle!
Poogle #2!

"Oh no," I thought,
This guy is fast...
I knew I couldn't beat him,
That I wouldn't last

I was defeated,
The prize wasn't mine...

That's when I crossed the finish line.

Losers Come First By webgirla_always

I entered the Battledome
Feeling more confident than ever
This had been the moment
My owner had trained me so very hard for
It was my sworn destiny, I could not fail
The fight began and I gave it all I had
Awful blows were exchaged
And I could feel my owner's anger begin to rise
"Keep going! Don't stop! Aggression!"
These were the words
That were blasted into my ears
One final attack,
And my opponent was finally on the floor
I let out a sigh, glad that the fight was over
I had won, I had won the fight for my owner
My owner began to run my way with open arms,
And a huge smile one his face I then stopped
For I'd noticed that it wasn't ME
He'd been smiling at,
It had been the trophy I'd won for him
I turned around to find my former opponent
Lying on the floor with his owner
He didn't care about the fact
That his Neopet had lost,
He simply cared about him--and it showed
I looked back at my own owner,
And found him still gawking at the large trophy
"How awful that I should win,
Yet lose at the same time.
I guess it's true, losers come first..."



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