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APRIL FOOLS' DAY SPECIAL
Sophie's April Fools' Potion
Within a shack in a distant swamp,
Sophie gave a gleeful stomp.
Meowclops scattered in such fright,
The Swamp Witch seemed so smug tonight.
Indeed she loved that tricky day.
(Because some suffered, I would say!)
She set to make a special brew,
A different type of Sophie's stew.
A mix so wicked it would shock,
Who knew what tricks it might unlock?
A dash of devious delight,
A spoon of laughter made it right.
She mixed in just a bit of shame,
(Without it, fooling was quite tame!)
A sip of giggles, drop of smirk,
To merry song did Swamp Witch work.
"Oh, this day is once a year,
And fooling others brings me cheer!"
She bottled up the horrid mix,
A potion filled with shame and tricks!
The perfect brew for that one day,
When spite and fun came out to play!
The perfect victim, the Swamp Witch sought,
It had to be just right, she thought.
Only one would make her grin,
(Though it was mean, she knew within!)
A knock at the door, she gave a smirk,
And threw it open with a jerk.
Who was the guest who got the brew?
Check your things... could it be you?
April Fools' Day
Watch out everyone,
April Fools' has finally come!
The events occurring on this day
Will forever in your memory stay,
Whatever TNT has in store,
This day is guaranteed not to bore.
The tricks that happen this year round
Are sure to have you laughing on the ground,
Will your Neopoints disappear...
Or will Dr. Sloth reappear?
Will your Neopets catch the flu,
Or will they change colours too?
Will TNT add a new tax
And fine everyone to the max?
So don your jester's hat,
And step right up to the bat;
Dust off your prankster's guide
And find all the jokes you've tossed aside.
Join in on the fun,
Cook up tricks by the ton,
Tricking others is no easy task,
But in glory you will bask
Should you succeed and become
Neopian Prankster Number One.
A Letter on April Fools' Day
To: The Neopets Team
Subject: April Fools'
Wockies without a head;
Lupes have been re-drawn.
Every year it seems,
A new custom is born.
Shops don't restock,
Meuka goes on holiday.
The Battledome is down,
Many games I cannot play.
Every year, every April,
You make me the fool.
Gah, Neopets Team,
Why must you be so cruel?
But this year, Neopets,
I will have the last laugh.
Why, you ask, you haven't a clue.
That I plan a few jokes on your staff.
"But," you will plead,
"We just love a good joke.
We mean no harm!
C'mon, be good Neopian folk."
I will think it over,
Determine my choice.
Grudgingly I shall decide to be nice.
And for that, you shall rejoice.
But, Neopets, be warned.
Keep your behaviour at its best.
This year you have only one chance.
This is your only test.
Dr. Frank Sloth,
Hater of the Pranks.
Hi TNT! It's April Fools' Day!
Hi TNT! It's April Fools'!
What tricks have you in store today?
We love your pranks, we're always fooled!
(But everything turns out okay!)
For April Fools' 2001,
You crafty people revamped pets.
The makeovers were really bad!
With frantic notes you were beset!
For April Fools' 2002,
There was no site joke to be found.
We nervous people crept along,
Afraid to find a change profound!
For April Fools' 2003,
You made us groan and shake our heads.
The site we knew and loved so much
Was remade into "Neopetz"!
For April Fools' 2004,
Quiguki features swarmed the news!
A fake expansion set was pledged
And made us hope, then blow a fuse!
For April Fools' 2005,
You featured 50 Neopet designs
And fooled us with your hopeful plans
Of activating them on time!
For April Fools' 2006,
You introduced a Neocharge
That made us pay per loaded page.
The fines we gathered were quite large!
For April Fools' 2007,
You fooled us with the Battledome.
You "permanently" shut it down,
And left us Battlers free to roam!
So what have you in store for us
In 2008 to make us scream,
To pull our hair out by the roots,
And tell ourselves, "It's just a dream!"
Some nifty joke to make us laugh?
A gag that's unavoidable?
We're waiting and we're ready for
The pranks that your wild team does pull!
April Fools: Meerca vs. Blumaroo
Meercas are quite mischievous things,
They love to play tricks,
like connecting shoestrings.
Blumaroos are innocent as can be;
they trust everyone,
On April first,
a Meerca's favourite day,
Blumaroos better watch out,
is all I have to say.
End up tied to chairs
Or around a tree.
But yet unbeknownst
to the arrogant Meercas,
'Roos have something up their sleeves,
so watch out, because
the seemingly witless Blumaroos
replaced a few Neggs with water balloons,
so next time Meercas go to chase,
they'll get a surprising splash in their face!
So the moral of this poem is clear,
It's oh-so-simple, my dear:
"What goes around, comes around."
On April First, beware!
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