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CHIA DAY SPECIAL
A Chia's Choice
The table under weight did sway,
Beneath the strangest, odd buffet.
Each article set out just right,
A choice to tempt and thus delight.
The Chia glanced, his nerves did shake,
Ahead a choice that he would make.
Selection lies on table's top,
One of each bright Chia Pop!
But which to make his fated hue?
He had to think this slowly through.
A transformation would occur,
Based on which pop he did prefer.
Was pea the colour right for him?
He picked it up on idle whim.
Then placed it back, it wasn't right,
(You see, he rather liked his height.)
The carrot one was held in turn,
But for bright orange could he yearn?
He glanced at grape, considered peach,
Then for the apple did he reach.
And yet this option, also shunned,
(He felt it made him look rotund!)
Gooseberry just wasn't him,
But which to choose, the mind did swim!
Exhausted now, one caught his eye,
He grasped it with triumphant cry!
Expression seemed no longer glum,
"That's it!" he cried. "I'll be a plum!"
And thus with magic's help and aid,
The Chia's choice at last was made!
Waddle wayward while they wiggle,
watch them walk past and try not to giggle.
They are too cute to pass up,
too sweet to ignore,
and are seemingly everywhere,
both in and out of doors.
I spot Mika catching candy
and goods at the Igloo Garage
selling what Carassa only
thinks to be garbage.
Adee has a nice life,
perhaps too good to be true...
with ice cream to die for,
she must run her way through.
Then there are Jolly and Olly,
two fantastic jugglers
fighting to save their sister
from evil Slorg sluggers.
There is no escaping their round, squinty faces,
for a Chia can be found in all of Neopia's places.
They are cosy to cuddle,
with too short of arms to embrace,
But how could anyone not love
such an adorable face?
Ice Cream's Revenge
The ice cream is out for revenge.
Oh, poor little Adee the Chia!
She ate far too much,
And then said, "Uh, I'm out of here, see ya!"
She ran through the streets,
Desolate, silent, they were.
She hid in an old dessert factory
With the ice cream not far behind her.
When she entered the building,
She shivered and shook.
Because the vengeful ice cream
Knew where to look.
There was row after row
Of angry treats --
It was an army
Of 100 sweets.
Little Adee the Chia
Screamed as loud as she could.
It was shrill enough
To split open wood.
All the desserts,
They fell to the ground.
They were defeated,
Not a single doubt.
But then Adee the Chia
Sat down right there.
She pulled out a bowl and a spoon...
No, she won't share.
So never eat too much ice cream,
For it will have its revenge.
You can run but not hide
From what will avenge.
The Chia Clown
Knocked out once, twice,
three times o'er!
A weakling in the ring, no doubt!
But today is a day to be proud!
Chia Day is for everyone,
smart and dumb,
fat and thin,
pear and plum!
Today is all pops and fun!
Of course, I mean Chia Pops,
Blueberry, lime, apple, grape...
All will whip you into shape!
Forget about pops,
They're for goodies and cops!
But never fear,
on this fine, fine day!
Just have a laugh,
and show your cheer!
HAPPY CHIA DAY!
The Highland Chia stands atop the peak,
Shouting words in a language none can speak.
His song is bravery; his speech is strength.
He waves about his spear of greater length.
His warpaint stands out bold upon his brow.
Beneath, his eyes shine with a silent vow.
The battle-cry the Highland Chia shouts
Echoes 'cross the land, is heard throughout.
No one denies his claim of dominance.
He beats his chest and yells his prominence.
No other Neopet can be so bold,
To challenge all that pass, both young and old.
But Highland Chia dares to yell his taunt.
The bones of previous victims he doth flaunt.
But no pets march to meet him on this day.
The Highland Chia has scared them all away.
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