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VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL

Benny the Lenny
By Asparagaceae

Benjamin Jordan Nathan Sergenny,
(Known by his friends and family as Benny)
Is headstrong, joyous, pirate Lenny,
Who lives in a forest that is quite fenny.
He loves asparagus in sandwich form,
with leeks and turnips and spinach galore.
He gets his veggies in ways out of the norm,
For he plucks his vegetation right off of the corm.

Jennifer Amelia Evelyn Spruce
Is a kind-hearted, timid, faerie colored Bruce,
With a love of fresh squeezed tomato juice,
Of course not from Chias, you silly goose!

On our Lenny hero, she has a crush.
Whenever they meet, she has to blush.
Whenever they speak, her words go to mush.
Due to this fact, she usually stays hushed.

When Benny sees Jenny, his heart goes aflutter.
When he talks with Jenny, he sometimes stutters.
When he thinks of Jenny, his heart melts like butter.
So a song he sang to his winged lover.

Though the song's lyrics were not that clever,
It helped Benny reach his endeavor.
For it pulled Jenny's heartstrings like a lever
And Jenny and Benny lived happily ever, forever.

Valentine's Kadoatie Plushie
By Del_tigre

Heart shaped patch atop its head,
widened blue eyes begging to be fed,
stubborn disposition born and bred,
that Valentine's Kadoatie Plushie.
Perky ears that cannot hear,
glassy eyes too still to tear,
fur so soft I couldn't bear to shear,
that Valentine's Kadoatie Plushie.

Stuffing sewn in at the seam,
smirking mouth that bears no scream,
tiny little paws with which to scheme,
that Valentine's Kadoatie Plushie.

A body made to hug and squish,
its face occupies my every wish,
its tail seems to curl and swish,
that Valentine's Kadoatie Plushie.

Oh I'd be so loud and gushy,
totally consumed with all things mushy,
if ever I were ever to be gifted with,
that Valentine's Kadoatie Plushie!

A Mysterious Valentine's Card
By Indulgences

It's Valentine's Day, and I stalked the Gift Shop
To buy A Mysterious Valentine's Card.
I'll send it to someone this Valentine's Day,
To someone I cherish with heartfelt regard.

It cost me three hundred NP to pick up.
I'll send it with flowers and chocolates too.
I'm glad I was thoughtful enough to plan out
What to send (and because it was not impromptu).

My best Neofriend, she deserves all the best
For braving my questions and answering them.
She took special time to deliver replies
And never considered to haw and to hem.

She saw I was new and befriended me quick.
She made sure my pets were all fed and robust.
I owe her a debt, and I'm sure she'd agree,
She helped me to learn and to cope and adjust.

So this Valentine's Day I am sending her this --
A card just for her 'cause I know what she lacks.
The Valentine's Site Theme is all her heart wants
So I'm sending *a* card
(Though I'd rather send sacks!).

Fyora's Valentine
By Anjie

The Hidden Tower was abuzz,
For fast had spread the tale.
A gift that morning had arrived,
Express, by faerie mail!
A present for the Faerie Queen,
The rumours spread and grew.
Fyora had a Valentine!
The question here, was who?

The package was so brightly wrapped,
And inside was a treat!
A carrot made of vibrant jewels,
Fyora cried, "How sweet!"
The tag on package did announce,
(In slightly scribbled scrawl!)
'To Fyora, Faerie Queen,'
The fairest of them all!'

Secret did the giver stay,
Fyora made a plea.
"Come forth, my mystery Valentine,
And show yourself to me!"
All Faerieland was mystified!
The debate caused a rift!
What kind of creature, all did ask,
Sent such a crazy gift?

The special day was almost done,
When came a knock on door.
Fyora opened, and looked down,
"Who's there?" she cried, unsure.
Before her hovered tiny Floud,
Around his neck, a sign.
'Fyora you are our fair Queen,'
'Please be my Valentine!'

Fyora smiled and said yes,
The Petpet squeaked out-loud!
Who gives a carrot as a gift?
The answer is a Floud!
Fyora hugged her new found friend,
The Floud did float and blink.
Remember that your valentine,
May not be who you think!

Jhudora's Valentine's Day
By xknightmare

Jhudora upon her ominous cloud
Looked down upon the world and frowned
No torture and terror could take away
The pain she felt-- it was Valentine's Day.

Did Jhudora, so evil, ever fall in love?
Did she yearn for a partner to fit her like a glove?
No, but she at least wanted just one gift
And maybe, just maybe, her mood would lift!

Almost as if answering the call
A knock on her door would soon entail
And a Mysterious Valentine's Card
Slipped through the hole
And in popped a friendly little Symol.

"Jhudora, ma'am--" he stuttered in fear
She looked down, surprised, at the card full of cheer
She mocked a grimace and stomped her feet
"Who is the recipient of this card you seek?"

The Symol looked ready to roll out the door
But he blinked and stuttered even more
"Well-- Miss, well-- it's for you."
He held it out to her, right on cue.

Jhudora felt her cheeks turn red
And she took the Card, which simply said
"Even Jhudora deserves a little card to say
That she should have the best Valentine's Day."



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