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SLOTH APPRECIATION DAY SPECIAL
My Favourite Villain
Dr. Sloth, one of a kind,
Our favourite villain, indeed --
He is Neopia's greatest mastermind.
An inspiring, noble hero,
Evil, dark, an ideal tyrant,
Those who match his status? Zero!
He conquers lands, one at a time,
"Look at this nice planet," he says,
"I declare it mine!"
Cruel deeds fill his day,
Yet the master is never caught,
Hidden in his lair, making sure things go his way.
Today we present him with an army of clones
to celebrate his evil deeds.
We know Dr. Sloth will never fail,
For he always succeeds.
The Plot of Dr. Sloth
When the clock chimes the midnight hour
All that is good is asleep,
One being paces up in his tower.
Darkness chokes, o'er deep
Rumpled papers, failings of the past.
He plots another revenge
Evilness and sinister ideas do not surpass --
What didn't work, he'll now avenge.
Scuttling about like some caged beast
Rummaging and wringing his hands,
It must be perfect, his fury unleashed,
For that is what vengeance demands.
Darkness holds his entrapped heart,
Evil filters his brain.
Every plot is a work of art,
Steps in a ladder to greatness he'll claim.
Planning each one with tenderness,
Each a companion, a friend.
His desire burns like a furnace
To bring Neopia to an end.
Clothing himself in shadow
Bellowing a maniacal laugh.
The room smoky from candle tallow
Ignored, for they will soon face his wrath!
But it will wait for another night
For the sun now heralds morn.
He'll give those Neopians quite a fright,
For he will do it, he has sworn.
Dr. Sloth, Where Art Thou?
Watch your backs,
On this day of Sloth appreciation.
Hide your tracks
And place your bets,
He's planned Neopia's termination.
A vivid picture
Of reflecting teeth
Forms a sinister, dark twisted grin.
Greased hair a fixture,
Dark focused grief,
With a bulbous, green protruding chin.
At the sound of Frank.
It's more than the soul can bear.
Hearts do ache,
Their hopes have sank
When finding his location's near.
Where art thou?
Oh, Dr. Sloth,
Do you watch us like a crow?
For the Doctor quoth:
"I'm closer than you know."
Sloth's Sock Puppet
Sewn with malicious glee,
Two button eyes, for Sloth to see.
The Grundos, tired and quite oppressed,
So working in silent protest.
A Sloth in smelly, socklike shape,
From boredom would form fun escape!
The scraps of cotton, gathered fast,
They found a discarded sock at last.
The putrid green the perfect hue,
And thus Sloth's likeness grew and grew.
The tip of the sock would slowly tear,
Creating shreds of lifeless hair.
But how to capture the manic sheen,
The kind in Sloth's gaze often seen.
Two buttons found in crimson tone,
Were ideal for this Sock Sloth clone!
Each night when master's chores were done,
They sat and dreamt of future fun!
Some Grundos claim it took a year
(More like a couple, I do fear!)
To form the puppet shape of Sloth,
All fashioned from a sock's old cloth.
The overlord, he never knew,
That he was cloned in sock form, too!
All Hail Sloth!
A sinister figure of putrescent green
in a robe made of ebony cloth,
vicious and vile and thoroughly mean --
The infamous Dr. Frank Sloth.
His plan is a simple one: he would ensnare
Neopets both great and small.
Tyrannia, Kiko Lake, everywhere,
Sloth wants to enslave them all!
Nefarious schemes are his bread and butter,
mischief is what he does best,
Instilling fear with each word that he utters,
putting honour and truth to the test.
His plans have been thwarted time and again,
but the master will continue trying
to conquer Neopia by any means,
be it stealing, or cheating, or lying.
Every Neopet be on your guard
and watch for this evil concocter --
Today is the day we especially fear
the immoral, power-mad Doctor!
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