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BRUCE DAY SPECIAL
The Rink Runner
Have you heard?
Do you know?
Of a Bruce who skated through storm and snow?
His form is graceful, his technique smooth:
Just watching him skate is enough to soothe!
And as those notes fly top to side,
Across the ice he takes a stride...
Ding! Dang! Ding! CRACK!
And all seems to go dark and black,
For that note was not a note at all!
That single sharp, although small,
Would be the note that crushed his score.
The judges simply could not ignore,
So they raised their signs up in the air.
He took a peek at what was there...
"A twenty-two? That's just enough!
Now I can really show them some stuff!"
And so he did, on that chilly day,
As others stopped from pulling their sleigh
To watch this Bruce fly to and fro,
With a steady beat just like a drum.
But suddenly the ice went thin,
The hole was not seen as he did a spin!
His body started to sway and bend,
And in the water is where it ends...
Let It Snow
Few embrace the falling snow,
Enjoy its winter chill.
To revel in the frozen flakes?
There's few who ever will.
Yet not all shall turn away,
When frost doth tumble soft.
Bruces rejoice with cries of joy,
As snowflakes drift and waft.
A winter wonderland they love,
Where webbed feet slide with ease.
Ponds to skate on, tricks to do,
When flowing pond doth freeze.
Fins applaud each spinning turn,
They take turns just to run.
Then dive and ride the snow bank's slope,
A form of pure Bruce fun!
Flippers form a sturdy oar,
To steer through snow banked high.
They gather speed they long to feel,
If Bruces could just fly!
Merry chatter, little beaks,
They call to friend and foe.
"Snow has fallen, my Bruce friends!
Come slide, it's time to go!"
Days are endless, as is fun,
To slip and quickly slide.
This pet indulges in the cold,
While others sulk inside!
No matter if they venture far,
Or where it is they go,
Each Bruce is always quite content
To simply let it snow.
The Six-Letter Menace: Boochi
His cute little red bow tie,
Heart-melting baby eyes.
Cute and cuddly?
What a lie.
What a malevolent menace,
Hidden deep inside.
His true intentions
Known to none.
Maybe it's the power trip
From devastating pet owners
Who are unaware of the doom,
The mass devastation and gloom
This baby Bruce can cause.
Happy Bruce Day!
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The sound of Neopoints whispering?
Gold, someone must have struck!
Now who would have such amazing luck?
A certain green Bruce,
With a medallion 'round his neck,
A gambling and cheating vet!
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To become so rich that everyone knows your name?
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And hope for the best,
And let the machines take care of the rest!
The Skating Bruce
He puts on his skates and is ready to go,
Stars smile down on the shimmering snow,
The air is still on this wintery night
As the skating Bruce prepares for flight.
Ever so calmly he takes a deep breath,
And smoothly glides onto the ice.
The entire audience is fixed on him,
Yet his movements are skilled and precise.
As he drifts across the rink,
His targets begin to appear,
Majors, minors, sharps, and flats,
All delightful to the ear.
Hurry, flurry, here and there,
Catch them if you can!
'Round and 'round they playfully dance
But their challenger has devised a plan.
With a graceful leap he soars into the air,
A hand outstretched toward his prize.
Unwavering he reaches as far as he can,
Victory gleaming in his eyes...
But suddenly his dive is thrown off track
As the thinning ice begins to crack!
The crowd lets out a collective gasp
As the shining note evades his grasp.
Determined, he leaps into the air once more,
And after his quarry he bounds.
The audience cheers as the chase resumes,
And chord after chord begins to sound.
A lovely melody fills the air
And the judges pick up their pens.
But the tune is drowned by applause
As he is awarded a perfect ten!
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