NeoHomes By englishladygodiva

Do you hate getting stuck in the rain?
Do you wish that you could have
Some shelter to save you?
Then why not invest in prime real estate
Namely a first-class NeoHome!

Where shall it be?
The upscale halls of premiere Faerieland, maybe?
Or possibly the luxurious Mysterious Island?
If you're strapped for cash,
Spend frugally in Neopia Central

Once you have a cozy piece of land
Begin building your fantasy out
From straw, cardboard, stone to bamboo
Or try white chocolate and gold to give it a shine

But why stop there?
The sky's the limit!
Build up into the second story of your dream estate
For the view that all your friends will envy

Once you've got your rooms built
And you need that extra something
Add some carpet to keep your feet warm
In the cold winter nights

Can't find your socks at night?
Stumbling up the steps after the midnight snack?
Add lighting, of course
To give your home that special glow

Wallpaper adds an extra touch
That'll make your friends green with envy
Add furniture in whatever color you want
From tiger stripes to green

You've probably realized there's no end in sight
So get building so you can join in on the fun
Your 4x4 lot to begin with
To let your imagination run wild

Cheat By shattaga

He stares at you,
Watching your every move.
Does he know?
He deals his own cards.
You breathe again.
4 Aces...
Do the simple math.
You just dealt 2 real Aces.
Counting on logic,
You accuse the Jetsam.
Hoping that your accusations are true.
Calm and quiet, he shows his deck.
Correct!
He takes the 20 card pile.
You take a deep breath,
Hoping the next round is as lucky as the last.

The Evil of Neopia By funkygurl666

Ah, the Lava Ghoul,
With his flaming tongue
He'll steal your items one by one
He breathes on your pets,
Give them terrible burns
The Lava Ghoul steals the money you earn

The Ghost Lion wails during the night
His chilling moans give you a terrible fright
Love your pets,
Make them cared for and happy
Or else there will be no pets
Over which to be sappy

The Swamp Ghoul smells like a rotten Negg
He steals your items 'til your forced to beg
If you are lonely, be aware
The Ghoul will chill your every hair

The evil of Neopia is out to steal
From an unfortunate few
Watch your back, look around,
The next one could be YOU!

The Homeless and the Faerie By dire18

The cold wind blows.
The sun burns.
All the seasons, he's never had a home.
They pass without any regards
for the small, homeless Acara.
His blue fur ragged,
His paws bloody and sore.
The days are hot,
the nights are cold.
Until, one day,
The Faerie Kyrii crossed his path.
She had beautiful, pink fur.
Lovely, shining wings.
Her smile was as beautiful as her face.
"Hello," she said in a voice like a bell.
"Do you have a home?"
"No," he answered sadly. "I never have."
"Well," she smiled. "I'm my owner's only pet.
I'm sure he would not mind one more!"
She took him by the paw,
And she helped him to stand.
The Faerie led him away,
And, to this day,
you could see two creatures always together;
A ragged yellow Acara
Who had never known love before,
And the beautiful Faerie Kyrii
Who was kind enough to share hers.

Happy Gadgadsbogen By olrak

Happy Gadgadsbogen,
Happy good good day.
Get on your boat in the ocean,
Sail into the horizon,
Sail, sail away.

Happy Gadgadsbogen,
And sail to Mystery Island.
Throw away the fruits of old,
And buy the fruits of new,
While the day is grand.

Happy Gadgadsbogen,
And greet your friends good day.
Send them messages
And send them gifts.
Celebrate this holiday.