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Why is this so complicated?
Who invented this thing?
Meepits are the pickiest blighters
That is the greatest truth
If Meepits want to drink, it's only their color
They'll drink when it comes to juice
Demanding and annoying
They want it right now!
Make sure to feed them their color
Better serve them fast
Or from the tree they'll tumble
And for sure it'll be their last
When building such a contraption
For such nasty things
You would think they would make it simple
That would make complete sense
Considering all the customers
It could make a difference
Caretaker of the Juice-O-Matic
One horribly complicated thing
Fifty pipes for you to connect
You better rotate them quickly
Hurry, feed that red Meepit
It's looking rather sickly
I guess you're pretty good at this
But you just wait
You've been upgraded to feed more Meepits
So what do they do?
They give you an even bigger Juice-O-Matic
More thirsty Meepits, too!
You're running out of time
Frantically you connect
Just one more Meepit to go...
MUAAHAHAHAA! Pink Meepit strikes
The hardest customer of all
You have to combine all the colors
Faster than the speed of light!
Why is this so complicated?
Who invented this thing?
Such a wonderful thing to build
For feeding dastardly Meepits
Would be mundane
If it was suddenly easy
And the means to accomplish
The task wasn't insane.
I don't claim to
Love the 'doodle,
But I like it
Just an oodle.
'Doodles don't get
Just because they
Hunt and peck.
When they walk
Their heads go bobbin'
You don't see that
In an Ogrin.
They will sit right
On your shoulder.
Not too many
Petpets are bolder.
Just be thankful
To pick up crumbs
Left on the ground.
They're the cutest of them all,
Even though they're not so tall,
All of them we love so much,
With their little rattles in hand,
Some think they should form a band,
All of them they are so cute,
Some have little bows in hair,
Others couldn't have a care,
With their little baby talk,
Then the tiny grabbing paws,
There should be some cuteness laws!
I love babies oh so much,
Also little baby teeth,
Under the lips, they're hidden beneath,
Tiny bites that do not hurt,
Eeensy-weensy button nose,
And little tiny wriggling toes,
Mini bodies but huge heads,
Last of all the giant eyes,
Looks so innocent, no surprise,
I love babies, I love them all!
The Grumpy Old King
The Grumpy Old King,
Who sits on his throne,
Most of the time,
He's sitting all alone.
He sits in his castle,
Whenever someone comes,
He calls it a hassle.
People are always moaning,
He's not easy to please,
Even if you tell a joke,
Or beg on your knees.
So that's the Grumpy Old King,
As you can see,
Now you know well,
Not to invite him 'round for tea.
So still he sits there,
Year after year,
Not a nice small name comes out of him,
Not even "Dear."
The worst in the land,
As people may say,
Still people don't learn,
They go day after day.
Now as for me,
I know very well,
He's the Grumpy Old King,
As you can tell.
Traveling over, left and right,
Traveling through the day and night
Lifting spirits, lifting hope,
Climbing up a mountain slope
To Terror Mountain, cold as ice,
To the Ice Caves, through the middle a slice,
To Happy Valley, all so cheery,
Down further south to a land so weary.
To the Haunted Woods, so thick and scary,
To every denizen, so cautious and wary
To the witch's tower, or Eliv Thade,
Further down south, where there lies no shade
To the Lost Desert, home of such sand,
A wide, vast, ancient land
Through pyramids, palaces, oases and more,
Further the east we now come ashore
To Krawk Island, home of the dubloon,
Pirates, thieves -- your money's new doom
To Mystery Island, we now go to,
But volcano explodes, and we must now shoo
To Shenkuu, Brightvale, and Altador, too
Kiko Lake, Faerieland, and the Island of Blumaroo
We'll travel all day, travel all night,
We'll travel all around, left and right.
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