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SKEITH DAY SPECIAL
The Hungry Skeith
I sat upon my lovely porch,
Drinking lemon tea.
I heard a steady munching,
Coming toward me.
I sat up straight and looked around,
Alarm was on my face.
What could be making that hungry noise?
Evil Fuzzles from outer space?
It couldn't be ravenous Meepits,
Nor The Stuff coming down my street,
And pretty soon I was shaking,
Would it want me as its treat?
I sat back down and shuddered,
Like an autumn-shaken leaf.
For the culprit of my fear was here,
A very hungry Skeith.
He walked with such a swagger,
As he approached my simple home.
Chomp! There go my daisies!
Munch! There goes my gnome!
He passed me by and grinned,
Oblivious to the fact,
That my garden had been demolished,
By his little Skeith Day snack.
I stood and stamped my foot,
That Skeith would eventually pay.
But I can't go after him yet,
Especially on Skeith Day.
The Marzipan Skeith
A delectable creature, else shrewd and sly
Sprawls enticing on foil with rich grin wry
Brown-dusted skin gleams with tasty sheen
And praline lips curve in smile else mean
While lounging smug with white-dabbled back
Spike-seeded tail lies beguilingly slack
Sleek chocolate fins riddle arched spine
Of the finest cocoa, faint-laced with wine
Showy fondant claws lie in silence
And carraque drips in milky lianes
A sticky grin peeks from stout jaw
Where buttered teeth rear from brown maw
A delectable creature, else shrewd and sly
Sprawled enticing on foil, its wide grin wry
And bubbling froth from those lips seeth
The deliciously savoury Marzipan Skeith
The Financial Skeith
Some claim a Skeith's a lazy sort,
For nothing, do they strive.
A layabout, a hungry beast,
With no real aim nor drive.
A venture though, within the street,
Past Money Tree and stores.
Might find a Skeith outside the mould,
Behind the bank vault doors.
"Good morning, Madame!" comes the voice,
His smile bright and warm.
A business suit of darkest hue,
Does grace his bulky form.
The service offered by this Skeith,
Is flawless, at the least.
Financial wizard, is this one,
And not a starving beast.
His mind unmatched by all his staff,
He thinks in points, it's said.
A calculator, rather fast,
Seems hidden in his head.
Lumbering, he takes each step,
Around the vaulted room.
It's Neopoints, he cares about,
And not what he'll consume.
So not all Skeiths are quite the same,
For this, it's him we thank.
A creature unlike half his type,
The keeper of the bank.
A Skeith's Special Day
A Skeith should not be hungry,
On its special day.
He should not need to moan and groan,
From hunger he should not sway.
Although they'll eat anything,
Even rotting boots from lakes,
On the day that's only theirs,
Skeiths deserve gourmet cakes.
A Skeith should not have to travel,
To Faerieland or further.
Just to feed its hungry belly,
That rumbles like the thunder.
As vicious as Skeiths can be,
They're often sweet and tender.
But if they're left hungry,
Your Petpets shall make a meal to remember.
A Skeith is truly a unique Neopet,
Whether painted or plain blue.
For a Skeith, although quite lovable,
Will eat furniture... or glue!
But if it's fed every day,
And its tummy makes no noise.
Then you know it's safe to play,
Because that Skeith won't eat your toys.
An Ode To Hungry Skeith
I am a Skeith all big and proud,
Sometimes my tummy growls really loud!
All the ice cream I can eat,
I'm always searching for a tasty treat!
I'm not picky, not at all,
If it's food I am enthralled!
Ice cream, cookies, pies, and cakes,
But please don't make any mistakes.
Jellies go in the colored vats,
Feed the Skeith this and that!
Blue jellies, red jellies, green jellies, too,
What's a Skeith like me to do?
The Buzz foreman is hard at work,
And curious onlookers often lurk.
They want to see what Skeiths like to eat,
If they don't feed me I bite their feet!
If you feed me any jelly,
Fire rumbles from deep inside my belly.
I like most foods as you can tell,
So let's hear you ring that dinner bell!
A Skeith like me is working hard,
So please make sure you are always on guard.
If a jelly gets in the wrong vat,
The game will be over just like that!
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