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The Week of the Beauty Contest
By Jamice_muff_muff

Eager owners,
Beaming Neopets,
Anxious voters,
Pained regrets.

Dulling brushes,
Gleaming coats,
Entrants pleading
For more votes.

Blinding flurries,
Rainbow fur,
Sparing votes will
Make them purr!

Sparkling teeth and
Shining eyes,
Some are foolish,
Some are wise.

Practiced speeches,
Fibs and lies,
Laughing voters,
Gloomy sighs.

Fancy outfits,
Charms and bows,
Eyeshadow that
Lights and glows!

Advertising
All week long,
Some in words and
Some in song.

Some are good and
Some are bad.
Telling them will
Make them sad.

Heavy sighs and
Bated breath,
Don't worry, it's
Not your death!

Finally, the
End is near!
Don't crack up, don't
Shed a tear!

Here it is, the
Final chime,
Don't you fret, just
Try next time!

The Soup Kitchen
By Peanut02395

We stand in line for hours,
But it's all right you see,
We have no homes awaiting us,
No curfew we must keep.

All we can do is wait here,
To fill our tummies up,
And pray our luck will turn about,
With this single, soup-filled cup.

We eat like we are starving,
And it's true that we're weak.
This might just be the first meal that
We've had this entire week!

The Soup Faerie is beautiful,
As she distributes bowls,
And ushers us into a room,
Full of squishy pillows.

Nearby are comfy beds for us,
And plushies to hold tight,
Perhaps I will sleep well again,
And be peaceful all this night.

What would we do without her,
Who keeps us all alive?
Who runs the never ending
Day and Night Soup Drive?

So please do not forget us,
We'll still be standing here,
And she will always stay with us,
And fill us with warm cheer.

King Sloth!
By Skeptikal450

Thousands of us
Scream his name
O mighty King Sloth
You shall rule again!

Deep underground
Where the sun can't set
Sloth schemes his plan
To destroy all Neopets

"One day you shall see!"
Our mighty King roars
"That soon I shall come
And rule you all!"

Desolate, barren days
Are to be seen ahead
For mighty King Sloth
Shall fill you with dread!

To fight will be useless
There is no escape
For one day King Sloth
Will reign again!

So hear this plea
You worthless knaves
Sloth is on the rise
And your future looks grave.

The Story of the Brain Tree
By Mrpetterson93

The Brain Tree started as a seed,
As most young saplings do.
And as he started sprouting,
His thoughts? He had a few.

He grew and grew and grew until,
He could grow no more.
And as he aged, from other trees,
He was different, he was sure.

He started craving knowledge,
The need to know it all!
He started paying Neopets,
So his IQ should never fall.

He realized his neighbors,
Knew the things he begged to know,
And so he told the Neopets,
"To the Esophagor, you go."

"He knows the things I love to have,
He's smart, now THAT'S for sure.
And if you help me with my tasks,
The prize will make you purr!"

The things he gives are rather nice,
He surely isn't greedy.
But he only gives the things to those,
Who helps him when he's needy.

So if you want a challenge,
(And a way to spend you cash),
Head over to the Brain Tree,
And you're sure to have a bash.

Song of the Grundo Thief
By Schefflera

Do you really want to know
What's in the toys
That you give your Neopets,
Both girls and boys?

Do you really want to know
Just how they're made?
Those lovely toy Neopets
Of every shade?

Kreludite! Kreludite!
Mined from the moon!
Kreludite! Kreludite!
Now join in the tune!

Kreludite! Kreludite!
Unstable, mutating,
Kreludite! Kreludite!
But very high rating!

Kreludite! Kreludite!
If you can't control the blobs,
Kreludite! Kreludite!
You just might lose your job!

Kreludite! Kreludite!
Yellow, purple, rainbow,
Kreludite! Kreludite!
Pretty but a pain, though.

Kreludite! Kreludite!
In Sloth's factory.
Kreludite! Kreludite!
For you and for me.

Kreludite! Kreludite!
Is this what we want?
Kreludite! Kreludite!
Our toybox he haunts.

Kreludite! Kreludite!
It's Sloth's greatest scheme.
Kreludite! Kreludite!
The conveyor belt screams.

Kreludite! Kreludite!
Are these safe to sell?
Kreludite! Kreludite!
The workers... can't tell.

Kreludite! Kreludite!
It's Sloth's quiet bet.
Kreludite, Kreludite...
Might win for him yet.

So now you all have heard
The real true story
And maybe now you think
That you should worry...

I've tried to sabotage
The works, it's true,
But Virtupets' defeat
Depends on you!



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