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PETPET APPRECIATION DAY SPECIAL
Ode to the Petpet Shop
Upon arriving at Neopia Central
You wander into town
You head towards the Chocolate shop
When suddenly something
Makes you whip around...
A noise has reached your ears
A terrible screeching din
That makes passers-by stop
You stare around to search for the source --
Its coming from the Petpet shop!
Wincing and covering your ears
To turn the raging bellows into a buzzing dull
You duck inside the mushroom-shaped shop
To be greeted with a harassed-looking Usul.
She wears a hat with a flower
Attached on her head
And the green fur round her neck
Is nicely fluffed up
All in all she would look rather good
Except on her head clings a Cheerlub!
A Cyodrake rests around her shoulders
An Angelpuss hides underneath her hat
A Noil hangs off her arm and roars
And attached to her tail
Is a surprised-looking Albat.
Around her the shop is in chaos
Petpets bawl, mewl and bellow in their little pens
From the beeping metallic Stopngo 400
To the mournfully wailing Walein!
"Greetings!" the Usul screams over the noise
As a Warf begins to chew on your arm
"Can I help you in any way?" she continues,
And gives you a disapproving look
As you shake off the Warf and it yelps in alarm.
"I'm looking for a Petpet --
Can you help me?" you yell back
And suddenly the shopkeeper begins to beam.
"Ah yes, I can help you there," she grins
And she leads you away,
Smiling like a Kadoatie who's got the cream.
She shows you toothy Huggies
And introduces you to glaring Pwerkos
She watches you shudder over mutant Slorgs
And you get acquainted with the leaping Hopsos.
Your ears are beginning to ring from the noise
When suddenly the Usul's face lights up with glee.
"I've got a rather large Spyder
Who'd be perfect for you!" she says
And watches in astonishment
As you turn pale and flee.
You jog away from Neopia Central
And into your Neohome an armchair you drop
You sure are glad to be away from there,
That horribly chaotic Petpet shop!
Beware the Meepit!
A crooked sign is snapped in half,
It hangs just by a thread.
Dusty webs conceal the door,
Approach, my friend, with dread.
An eerie giggle as you stand,
Just past that broken door.
Something wicked lurks within,
This Spooky Petpet Store.
Aware that someone watches you,
You know you're not alone.
Two large eyes like crystal shine,
And chill you to the bone.
A tiny figure, toned in pink,
Is he the one to blame?
You've found a Meepit, be aware,
Or life won't be the same.
Something eerie in that gaze,
Those eyes that simply stare.
Protruding teeth that seem quite sharp,
I beg you now, beware!
All other Petpets seem afraid,
Some hide and others quake.
This Meepit isn't really right,
A thought that you can't shake.
Distinct is lack of Feepits here,
You hate to wonder why.
And all the while he doth stare,
With gaze so wide and sly.
Those vapid eyes are so intense,
They glow and almost burn.
Stay clear of Meepits, be aware,
Or you might not return!
Sonnet to Petpets
Thine fierce dark eyes and brightly flaming fur,
Thou art a brave and worthy swordswoman,
Yet thou art angelic, with your sweet purr.
Thine heart is like a warm and lovely glen.
Thou art the watchdog, alert protector,
Protecting me while darkness doth prevail,
Fending off each dark and dismal spectre,
Keeping me from death and his horse so pale.
Thou art my spritely companion, my friend,
Thine kindness and thine good faith hearten me,
Thine effervescence all hope doth transcend,
My darling, with thine joy you bring me glee.
With all my heart I thank thee, gentle sprite,
And so, to thee, this sonnet I recite.
An Appreciation Celebration
Now let's all show an appreciation,
For the Neopian Petpet creation,
Small critters that populate the nation,
Provide us with love and fascination.
Neopia has such an admiration,
For Petpet's dedication,
For Mazzew's imagination,
And Slorg's great organisation.
All day I can have a conversation,
Learning about such information,
That small Petpet's motivation,
Provides to me through communication.
I really do have an infatuation,
With the Petpet population,
I would never put them in isolation,
I would never have such a temptation.
Having Petpets as my relation,
Causes me so much elation,
So everyone, join the celebration,
And show your great appreciation!
Ode to a Ninja Altachuck
I'm quite a timid creature,
And I'm also rather shy.
I'll yelp and hide in pillows
When the shadows catch my eye.
I don't like scary stories
Or wind whistling in the night,
And anything that buzzes..
Oh, and anything that bites.
I'm slightly wary of deep ponds,
Or sailing out to sea,
I won't go near a single thing
Whose name begins with 'd'.
I don't have many friends,
Because I am so very wary...
Although I'm sure you would agree
Those Snowickles are scary!
My owner is a ninja bunny, ready to attack...
But when we're in the Battledome --
Let's say I've got his back.
We do make quite a quirky pair,
Cinnamon and me,
But I know I'm not just a Petpet.
We're a family.
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