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CYBUNNY DAY SPECIAL
The Golden Carrot
Golden Carrot, shining bright
Every Cybunny's most beloved sight
In my fuzzy paws I hold you tight
The brilliant jewel of vegetable might.
Golden Carrot, the most elite
No other vegetable can compete
Do I dare to taste this precious treat?
A million Neopoints could be as sweet.
Golden Carrot, king of roots
You are the one that we salute
Neggs can squish under my boots
Forget all of those GadGads fruits!
Golden Carrot, I love you so
I love the ground you grew below
Now that you're mine I can't let go
I'll bask forever in your golden glow.
Golden Carrot, just for me
The magical root of mystery
In my fuzzy paws you'll always be
Shining bright for all to see.
Cheeky Cybunny Gnome
You're sat there by the Dunkydoos
Next to the fire shed,
And I can't figure out just why
Your cheeks have gone all red.
That smile spead widely 'cross your face
Hid by your silk white beard,
Doesn't mean that I can't see
The guilt behind that cheer.
Twiddling your nervous paws
And shuffling 'cross the lawn,
I ponder why you're by the pond
And soon on me it dawned!
All warnings given buying you
I found out to be true,
As carelessly I dropped you down
Right by the BBQ!
Now searching frantic for the hose
All filled with fear and dread,
I realise just what you'd done -
We never had a fire shed!!!
The Most Beautiful Cybunny
"Who has the best fur in the land?"
Is what all Cybunnies demand,
"We simply MUST determine who
This lauded honor should go to!
A beauty contest is the way
To find the Bunny we can say
Is the most beautiful of all
At the entire Carnival!"
Karina, out to enjoy the day,
Thinks that she might join the fray.
"A show! What fun!" she says with glee,
"At least it would be fun to see.
And why NOT go try to compete?
I've got soft fur and pretty feet."
So off she goes to join the queue,
The only Bunny there that's blue.
A Fire Bunny, dark and sleek,
The crowd thinks look tres magnifique.
But, oh! Look now! A Faerie Bun!
Surely SHE will be the one?
What's this? What now? What have we here?
The fluffiest tail and smoothest ear
Belongs not to these painted pets.
Look who has one against all bets!
Shocked, Karina takes her prize.
She wipes tears from her Bunny eyes,
And holds her new trophy up high.
At that moment no one can deny,
Despite that she's not all done up
With fancy paint, bows, or makeup...
Though painted pets think it's taboo,
The prettiest Bunny here is blue!
Barren astral plains ahead,
She gazes onwards, cold with dread.
So stranded, crashed afar from home,
But in this wasteland, not alone.
Cylara's battle now takes shape,
From Kreludor, must she escape.
A spaceship lies in smoking wreck,
Across the moon she'll have to trek.
The spare parts scattered, all looks bleak,
So quickly must she start to seek.
The items with haste must be found,
For vicious space beasts dwell around.
Cylara, she of nerves of steel,
Has found herself in peril, real.
On her courage, all does rest,
For this Cybunny, such a test.
For as the cold moon she does roam,
She'll seek her only ticket home.
Each villain crushed with rolling rock,
Some trapped in realms she'll need to block.
But with brave Gorix by her side,
Across the harshest realm they stride.
Both dream of flying back to base,
A haven in the realm of space.
There's nothing like being a Cybunny
Feeding on lettuce and honey
Filling your little round tummy
Hopping about when it's sunny
Cleaned up when noses are runny
Laughing aloud at the funny
Games that your friends like to play.
Never a sack made of gunny
Always someone to be chummy
In Sakhmet it may be a mummy!
Playing your owner at rummy
It's certain that she is no dummy,
For after all she has a Cybunny,
And that's quite the best you can say.
Oh, there's nothing like being a Cybunny,
Especially one who's got money.
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