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JUBJUB DAY SPECIAL
Becoming A Garlic JubJub
Just like any normal JubJub
I was once cute and furry,
But I changed all of a sudden,
And it really made me worry.
I was sitting down at dinner,
Munching my favourite garlic bread,
When, quite unexpectedly,
Leaves started growing from my head!
My fur went dry and papery,
And turned to white and green,
And when I looked into the mirror,
I couldn't believe what I had seen!
Now I'm a garlic JubJub,
A very rare creature indeed.
A giant walking garlic bulb,
That did not grow from a seed!
I think my new look is wonderful,
And I feel unique as well,
A garlic pet is great to own,
So long as you can stand the smell!
Plight of the JubJub
Please don't think me ungrateful
for the gloves you've given me,
but I'm afraid I can not wear them
as you can probably see.
And don't think I don't want to join
your rousing game of Gormball,
but I never can quite catch it,
and I'd ruin it for you all.
No, I won't be playing
the next few rounds of Cheat!
You try holding all those cards
with just your toes and feet.
Do we have to go to Terror Mountain?
I'm not so good at climbing.
It's something that requires hands;
I hope you don't think I'm whining.
But being just a ball of fur
with no arms and legs too short,
I'm completely out of place
on the Zurroball and Meriball courts.
But there's more to life in Neopia
than climbing, catching, jumping, running;
A JubJub like me just has to be
cute and sweet, and twice as cunning.
Woes of a Clay JubJub
In rainstorms I melt to the ground.
In heated sun I am baked brown.
I am a clay JubJub, hear my life,
One wrought with bitter, lasting strife.
My body is a construct of wet earth.
I live out my days devoid of mirth.
I stay indoors; I cannot go out.
I cannot jump up and about.
I'm made of clay; how could I?
I'm made of clay; what am I?
An idle form, a useless shape,
And at me all Neopians gape.
A joke, a fake, a phony pet,
I cannot get too hot or wet.
I am ridiculed, poked fun at, too:
Would you like to be clay? Huh, would you?
"Of course not" is your reply.
You understand my pitiful cry.
Leave me now, to sit and wait
For all the rain and sun to bate.
You have listened to this JubJub's tale.
I know that you shall try to not fail.
When the Fountain Faerie
From the sky floats down,
You won't paint your pet to be clay brown.
The JubJub Tumble
There's a rumble in the jungle,
Well, maybe not that far,
But in the meadows of Neopia,
The JubJubs are the stars.
Along these rowdy rascals roll,
Clay or stuffed they ruffle their fluff,
And move along in rapid flow,
With eyes set on their goal quite tough.
Through the woods,
Battle villains less than good,
All to find what they want and need,
A home in one warm family.
So this JubJub Day I do declare,
It's only right,
It's only fair,
To open up your heart and home,
To a JubJub you can call your own.
To your family add just one,
A cuddly cute JubJub cream puff,
With this a JubJub's heart is won,
A lonely JubJub day would be real rough.
Ode to a Lime Jelly JubJub
Lime Jelly JubJub,
so round and so sweet,
eating you would be
a marvelous treat.
You're not quite alive,
but when poked, you jiggle.
You're more apt than
some real pets to wiggle.
Bought from the Candy Shop,
Oh, what a delight!
I'm sure we'll be feasting
in our house tonight.
Jelly makes you sweet,
the lime makes you sour;
Candy Shop restocks
Upon every hour.
I'm in for a thrill.
Will the shopkeeper accept
my offer? He will!
Then I carry you out,
with your jiggling belly.
How I love little JubJubs
made out of Lime Jelly!
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