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A Case of Watery Eyes
I have a case of Watery Eyes,
It's the one thing I truly despise,
For what can be worse
Than a never-ending curse
That after a battle takes one by surprise?
It's completely impossible to see
Who's been brought up to battle with me,
Though I strike out, I'm blind
In a horrible bind,
Maraquan or pirate, who will it be?
I go to the water faerie every day
So that for a cure, I need not pay,
Onion balm's price is insanely high,
Rocketing way up in the sky,
To get it, there's simply no way.
So I'll sit here, looking like a fool,
With my tears dripping in the faerie's pool,
This poem I shall write
'Till I regain my sight,
For these watery eyes are too cruel!
Nasty blades and glowing eyes,
Did you choose the pirates' side?
Fancy weapons, fins that flow,
Does your side fight down below?
Slashing daggers, clashing blades,
Doubtless peace will not pervade.
Foes that parry; make you sick,
Try to give your pet a lick.
Garin, Isca, Caylis, too,
Must find way to stop this feud.
Jacques and crew with magic potion
Will come down to save the ocean.
Scarblade must destroy this place,
Down to the very last glass case.
Maractite weapons will be his,
Their home will feel Death's cold kiss.
Maraqua has been part rebuilt,
It may fall by madman's hilt.
When the sun of dawn arise,
Will it be but all demise?
No one knows what will become
Of this place below the sun.
We may fight and find their needs,
But will we regret our bold deeds?
The Dark Faerie's Domain
Jhudora's Cloud floats up so high
By Faerieland, in pleasant sky.
Yet not so near to sisters' home,
Jhudora sits: peevish, alone.
By facing her, receiving quest,
You might not make decision best.
There's nothing worse than being late
And facing faerie's rage and hate.
Beware dark clouds that linger there,
Wicked Jhudora plays not fair.
Clouds swallow feet, legs, belly, wrists;
Arms, neck, head; fight not with fists.
There is one way to fight the dark,
Try being happy as a lark.
For light shall conquer darkness deep,
And rescue you from fatal sleep.
Jhudora may fly into rage,
But dawdle not to mental cage.
For if you enter, door clangs shut,
Your contact with family, friends: CUT.
You have the strength to free yourself,
And though dark faerie may steal wealth,
The real treasure's air and life,
Not taunting: cruelty sharp as knife.
So when you venture from domain,
I hope you are still well and sane.
And if you failed that one time,
I hope you realise faerie's crime
Please turn from Jhudora's Cloud.
Temptation may be strong and loud,
But stronger, louder, greater still
Is your own knowledge: your free will.
A Day at Merri Acres
Wonderfully the sun does shine
Upon the merry faces
Who walk upon the dirt road path;
No one knows who trod it last,
But now we are in good graces.
And so merry a mood as mine,
My heart, it throbs and races,
A bystander'd think I'm rather daft
He'd warn me where my money's cast,
But to stop us, you'd need braces.
The wooden gate we do approach
To meet a stout Gelert;
He smiles, his teeth are ladder rungs,
Promising, hopeful, every one,
And his greeting's friendly and curt:
"Now, friends, I'm not your business coach,
But I advise you, be alert;
On these branches there are berries hung
Amidst the countless piles of dung
All on this fertile earth."
After paying him our Neopoints,
He agreed to let me in,
We stooped down low and searched up high
While the sun taunted from the sky,
And finally we gave in.
"I feel that we've been cheated, boys,"
I say to my dear Quinn,
"I've searched everywhere, and I don't lie,
And seen nothing much to gratify
The money I've put in."
When our game was nearly finished,
Invisus threw a fit:
"I hate this world of Meridell;
There's not a single thing to tell
That puts a good word towards it."
Well, the final blow had just been dished,
The fire of revenge was lit.
We waited until darkness fell
To return to Meridell,
But we were kicked out, so I guess that's it.
The sun shone through the water,
Patches moving with the waves,
Lighting up the ocean floor,
All but the deepest caves.
Down amongst the pretty coral,
The seaweed and the sand,
A city stands in all its glory,
Its towers fine and grand.
A majestic Koi rules this place,
Kelpbeard, proud and wise,
The swordsmaster Talak protects
Maraqua from prying pirate eyes,
A restaurant feeds the people,
Serving every kind of dish,
Maractite weapons help protect
This city of the fish.
So if you're headed down below,
Under the water blue,
Do stop by Maraqua,
The city built anew...
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