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APRIL FOOLS' SPECIAL

Sweet Revenge
By Merzoe

It's the first day of April,
The owners all scorn.
The pets get up early,
'Specially on this dreaded morn'.

All owners beware.
Salt in your coffee; gum in your hair.
Twelve long, cold, cruel hours.
The pets are all screaming,
"Sweet revenge is now ours!"

The competition is on.
Soon the best prankster is beaming.
Don't let a sweet smile fool you,
You may end up covered in glue!

It's the first day of April,
So cool, clean, and crisp.
It's amazing how something so pretty can mean
Something very different to each person,
Indeed.

Doomsday Fools
By Tree_rhymer

There's a swarm of angry Buzzers,
In the sky, yes it is true!
Quick and run away before
They sting and injure you!

Was that a mutant Grundo?
When will they ever learn?
Swiftly turn and fight him!
Sloth has made his return!

He's teamed up with Jhudora,
To take the world over once more!
I really hate to think about
What those two have in store.

What?! They've gone and raised
Lord Kass back from the dead!
Their armies are increasing,
Is that Meuka at the head?

There's Count Von Roo and Masila,
Leading mutant troops by the score!
With the Tax Beast and Balthazar
Bringing thousands more!

The Pant Devils on a rampage,
He just stole your best dubloon.
The fields are turning black and dead,
So Viras coming soon!

Quick! Shut your doors down tight,
And lock up all the schools!
And theres just one thing left to do
Shout, "Ha, ha! APRIL FOOLS'!"

April Fools'
By Battlesunn

Tricks and pranks are divine
On this day when jokers shine.
Shaken Neocola, tacks on chairs,
Taunt the Faeries if you dare!

Say a Spyder's on your owner's head,
Tell your sister that her Petpet's dead,
Replace their soap with mud and dirt,
It's all for fun; it doesn't hurt!

Claim to be Illusen,
Don't shatter their delusions!
Wear a scary mask to school;
Today it's funny, never cruel!

Have your fun and be aware
Of what your friend is planning there,
Because today, gags will rule
It's that time of year-- April Fools'!

April Fools', Oh Aprils Fools'!
By Blubblub317

April Fools', oh April Fools', it's simply the best day,
To go out to your friend's small home,
And nonchalantly say:
You've been tricked and I'm the best,
So haha there you go!
That's till your friend begins to laugh,
And says your house is towed!

April Fools', oh Aprils Fools', be warned:
Don't be a believer!
Next thing you know,
You're going to need to find a stress reliever.
Look at Nick, who shrieked,
Because his house was being towed.
He ran away from his friend's home,
And quickly went 'go, go!'

As Nick was walking down the road,
He noticed something strange.
An Ixi covered full of a dung,
Who yelled, "Help! I'm deranged!"
Nick went to go help the pet,
Because it made him cool.
That's till the pet jumped up and said,
"Happy Aprils Fools'!"

Nick had enough, he was enraged,
And wanted to explode.
Rounding the corner of his street,
What he saw made him a splode!
His house was fully spick and span;
It wasn't being towed,
And on his roof, a large sign read,
"You're stupid, there you go!"

The Best Trickster
By Wistful_saga

There was once a young Neopet,
Who knew every trick,
He could make everyone laugh:
It gave him a kick!

The 1st of April was really his day,
There were a million jokes for him to play.
He looked forward to it all year round,
Planning his jokes to make his friends proud!

But when a new trickster turned up,
Oh did he did mope!
With a rival to compete with,
He found it hard to cope.

The two Neopets fought from day one,
They each thought of a joke: the decisive con
Who would end up being the best?
It really was an excruciating test.

So they put on their thinking caps,
And thought all year long,
To be ready for April Fools' Day
It was bound to go wrong.

Each planned a hoax to be at the top,
They thought of all details to the very last prop.
But they ended up in a lot of bother...
As each trick concluded fooling the other!



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