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Tick Tock, Cellblock
The water drips; plip plop,
Tryin' to beat the silent Clop.
The chains rattle; clink clank,
Can't see the pieces, it's so dark and dank.
A prisoner shuffles; pit pat,
Finally defeated the crazy Korbat.
A cell door locks; clickity click,
Smells so bad it makes me sick!
An inmate screams; SHA-REEK!
'Bout time I beat that poor Kacheek.
The torch goes out; crickle crackle,
From the tower comes a maniacal cackle.
Starin' at the board; tick tock,
Wasting away playing Cellblock.
Otto of the Peanut Dash
"Alfie!" the Elephante bellows
To a Puppyblew on the grass,
"I am ready if you are!
Got the peanut? Here, pass!"
Otto the Elephante stands
With the peanut in his palm.
Alfie's eager and jumpy,
But Otto remains calm.
He pops the peanut in
His silver-grey trunk.
Otto serves the peanut
As a temporary bunk.
At his feet sits Alfie,
Scratching at his fur.
Shaking off the Petpetpets,
He waits for an answer.
Not before long,
Otto feels the squeeze.
He squirms and he trembles,
Then unleashes a tremendous sneeze.
The peanut shoots out
Of the trunk of silver-grey.
Alfie sees it fly,
The Puppyblew makes his way.
Otto has a chuckle,
He has pleased the Puppyblew.
Elephantes please everyone;
I am sure they please you.
Swimming with the Peophins in a deep blue sea,
Running with the Lupes feeling wild and free,
Flying with the Draiks in a rainbow-coloured sky,
Singing with the Eyries in the trees way up high.
Prowling with the Kougras in a jungle of green,
Hiding with the Rukis and not being seen,
Roaring with the Grarrls in a canyon of stone,
Roaming with the Unis far away from home.
Hopping with the Cybunnies up and down the hill,
Purring with the Aishas and feeling such a thrill,
Chumming with the Jetsam
In the deep ocean blue,
Laughing with the Gelerts
Whose hearts are brave and true.
These are only just a few,
There are so many more,
And all you have to do
Is let your IMAGINATION soar...
Pacha The Petpet Vet
Deep amid the Jungle,
In Tyrannia's wild, wild land,
There lives a fuzzy Elephante
Who runs a Petpet stand.
Pacha the kind Petpet seller
Tells stories to the Petpets he has for sale,
"Ugga nugga ugg," he says,
"Now I will begin my tale."
"I wasn't always so kindly
To creatures much smaller than me,
In my youth I was quite careless,
As I roamed, happy and free.
Then one day I was struck down
With a sickness, strange and rare,
I might not have survived it,
Had a doctor not been there.
But as luck would have it,
A Chomby medic had the cure,
And when I was well, I decided
Not to wander anymore.
So I became a Petpet vet,
And bought this Petpet stand,
And now I care for every little creature
In Tyrannia's wild, wild land."
The tiny Petpets raise a cheer
As Pacha ends his tale,
Living with him, they'll be looked after,
From their nose down to their tail!
Ode to Jhudora
High in her sky sits the dark faerie queen,
Of evil dark faeries, the darkest you've seen,
Dressed in garments of purple and green,
Jhudora, the faerie, is everything mean.
When she hands out her quests,
None can compare,
As she watches the time
On that cloud of dark air,
And when you return for items so rare,
Have the item at hand or beware.
She hates who she likes and likes who they hate,
By all means steer clear of the good faerie gate,
And if you return her items so late,
Be warned and beware of your fate.
She remains all so faithful to the darkening side,
No light shall appear, no torches to guide.
Her whims and her rules, by them you abide,
I tell but the truth; it's good that have lied.
So hear us Jhudora, hear our plea,
That you, mighty one, darkened history.
Please give us your quests, the light faeries flee,
For all, for one, for you and for me.
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