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SLOTH APPRECIATION DAY SPECIAL

The Story of Sloth
By Xxmarionette

Dr. Sloth,
Once young, once intelligent, once bright,
Arriving from unknown
In the middle of the night.

Although nobody knows how his wrath began,
Here is a story of his experimental plans.

It was dark, and it was muddy,
The way that Sloth liked,
When out of nowhere appeared
A very bright light.

It shone, and it spread
As grass started to grow;
Flowers were blooming,
They sprouted to and fro.

"No!" Sloth yelled,
"This cannot be!
I must leave this planet,
I really must flee!"

Then on his screen
Appeared a small creature;
It was blue and helpless
And had little features.

"What are these things?" Sloth thought,
"Where are they from?"
Then he thought of a plan
For the critters above.

"I can make this work!" he said,
"I can make them mine!"
He'd use them as subjects
For his chemical supplies.

Where is Sloth now?
Nobody knows,
But you'd better watch out...
He could be right under your nose!

Why Sloth?
By Omomake

January 14th is a very odd celebration,
Celebrated annually in the Neopian nation.
Why would anyone do such a thing,
Having a day to make evil Sloth a king?

He's captured the Grundos, our alien friends,
And forced them to work at unspeakable ends!
He's tried to destroy us time after time!
I hope you're grasping the point of this rhyme.

He's evil, he's crazy, so why celebrate
Someone whose kindness is clouded by hate?
His smile is menacing, and his eyes are red!
Neopets have nightmares about him in bed!

He wears a cloak darker than space at night,
And fills even Grarrls with unbearable fright!
But in case he's reading, I'd like to add:
Sometimes he really isn't that bad!!!

Sloth's Wrath
By Shadow10978

The shimmering of stars
Upon the bleakness of space;
My heart begins to race,
No more in this cell shall I pace.
In the void that is space,
They think they can hold me,
Never again allowing me to be free;
Wait till my plan takes effect, then they shall see.
Back to their perfect little world
I shall go with my Grundo army in tow.
Their world shall be tossed to and fro,
With the splendor that shall be my greatest show.
You may be asking just who I am
Behind this mask and cloth,
With a smile that hints of my rabid froth;
Well, bow down and cower in fear,
For my name is Dr. Sloth.

A Poem for Our Dear Frank Sloth
By Fiona_mclaud

There once was a villain named Frank,
Whose Neopet resource policies just stank.
All his minions were Grundos
With two big green toes,
And an army of clones that were rank!

Alas, this is supposed to be
A poem in appreciation of thee.
If you would just pardon me,
I will begin poem number three:

There once was a kind-hearted man named Sloth,
Who personally fed everyone fine broth.
Where a soup pot loomed large,
He quickly took charge,
And wore a faerie apron of fine cloth.

And that story is right and true;
Dr. Frank is definitely true-blue.
And unless you are quite the fool,
He'll never point his ray gun at you!

Sloth, Sloth, Sloth
By Crusher_9966

Sloth Day approaches, it's time once again
To celebrate Dr. Sloth and all he transcends;
Such a complex character; where do you begin?
When you're hanging with Sloth,
The fun never ends.

Zap ray to the left, zap ray to the right,
Zapping every Neopian in sight!
You are never safe, day or night,
When you're hanging with Sloth,
The fun is a fright.

Ruling with evil, Neopia's dark side,
When Sloth's on the loose, there's no way to hide.
Spreading terror and fear, in that he takes pride;
When you're hanging with Sloth,
The fun is a wild ride.

Honored with a coin, a stamp and a card,
The evil scientist keeps on working hard
To remind Neopia he is never far.
When you're hanging with Sloth,
The fun is never barred.

On Sloth Day let's celebrate this year,
Raise a glass of sludge and do a Sloth cheer;
For all Dr. Sloth means, to those far and near,
When you're hanging with Sloth,
The fun is called fear.



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