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TECHO DAY SPECIAL
A smiling, laughing
Strong and loyal
to the end.
through the air,
a wondrous form
without a care.
a Techo's love,
tops the charts.
ear to ear.
When someones hurt
He's always near.
calm and cool.
as a rule.
Strong and loyal
to the end,
is a Neopian's best friend.
The Techo Master
Shh! The Techo Master is thinking.
Can't you see he's contemplating?
He's so skilled at meditating.
Of course, he hates to keep you waiting.
Shh! The Techo Master is speaking.
This is vital for your training,
Battle techniques require explaining,
So listen quietly, no complaining.
Shh! The Techo Master is teaching.
Students learn the ways to fight,
How to focus all their might,
And that it isn't nice to bite.
Shh! The Techo Master is eating.
He's very picky with his food,
It leaves him feeling quite renewed.
Interrupting would be rude.
Shh! The Techo Master is sleeping.
Although he isn't really resting,
This is just his way of testing,
If you've learned patience on your questing.
The Techo Master will see you now!
That will be one codestone, please.
The Giant-Hearted Techos
Now, Techos are a happy bunch,
They always love a stage.
The red ones hop and dance for you
They think that they're "the rage"!
Maraquan Techos swim and splash,
They love to glide and sway,
And play with all the little Pfish
Until the end of day.
There are some Techos made of snow,
Who love the winter chill.
They laugh with voices crisp and clear
To cheer those who are ill.
The cloudy Techos always try
To help you when you're low.
They lift your spirits up sky-high,
And tell you, "Way to go!"
As you can see, the Techo is
A giant-hearted Neopet.
Whatever color he may be,
His smile you won't forget!
Sonnet of Techo Mountain
From whence did come this Neopet of stone?
Of whom is it supposed to be?
Did a single Neopet carve it alone?
No one has guessed the mystery.
Perhaps in ancient times of yore
A Techo, craving infamy,
Did carve his likeness, now folklore:
This head that observes the briny sea.
Whatever the case, it stands today
The monument that we all know
Much as part of the island as the sun on the bay,
Smiling 'neath the volcano.
Mystery Island would not be the same
Were it not for the Techo,
from wherever it came.
Hello. My name is Dr_Death,
And here I work each day.
It likely is a waste of breath,
But I've some words to say:
I hate my job! I hate the Pound!
I hate it through and through!
And if you choose to come around,
It's likely I hate you!
You say you can't care for your Neopet.
I tell you that's a lie!
He's ill? She's hungry? Watch them beg,
And leave them here to cry.
Too dim to find the Omelette,
Too lazy to play games,
Impatient for the Springs to wait--
Why, you should be ashamed!
I've heard it all, I'll tell you that,
Each piddling lame excuse.
A mistyped name, or lousy stats,
An avatar to use.
"It's for a friend," still others call,
Or "Painted, trained and rare!"
Excuse me if I'm skeptical
Of how you think they'll fare.
I used to dream I'd find a place
For every Neopet that's born.
Now I just sit with scowling face
And all I've left is scorn.
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