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Luxury Bell
By Lai_sinsi

Every time I have
Few Neopoints to spare
I never fall in despair
For in my pocket
In the size of a locket
Is a little super toy
Fun for every girl and boy!

Stel chews on it,
Khara pounces it,
Nemi juggles it,
And they all enjoy it.

Even though there are many cooler toys,
The ones owned by cheering boys,
The ones envied by gigglish girls,
Toys that spin, light up and twirl,
The luxury bell is the toy of the world!

Its little tune is gay,
Lighting up your day,
Making a down Skeith smile,
It's not at all rather vile.
Hang it on your shoe,
Make people smile at you.

Oh luxury bell, luxury bell,
No one can tell
How fun you are
More fun than playing in tar
(Or so a Moehog said)
Oh luxury bell, luxury bell,
No one can tell

Boochi
By Elcaballoderojo

A handsome Lupe
Romped through the wood
Dodging trees as fast as he could
A smile masking his face,
He was having a great time
But his delight became horror
On the turn of a dime.

A little Bruce popped out from the trees
Pink in color, his head barely
Up to the Lupe's knees
He grinned a sly grin,
And before his victim can blink
The Bruce swung out his ray gun
As quick as a wink.

The Lupe gasped in horror
As the red ray struck his chest
It is hard to describe the rest
His bright yellow coat
Faded into light baby blue,
As he shrunk closer to the ground
And the Bruce, as soon
As he'd done his job,
Was away with a leap and a bound.

The Lupe pawed at his neck,
Where a bandana was now tied on tight
His large eyes filled with horror and with fright
He let out a moan of bewilderment, of dismay
He no longer wanted to romp, or to play.

He stumbled to his feet,
Huge ears pressed against his head
"I don't want to be like this!" he said
And as he stumbled away into the trees
Boochi's laughter still rode in the breeze

The Paint Brush Tango
By Sparklyhair1

Do you want to be painted
Faerie today?
Nah! If a wind came along
I'd be blown away!
Alien? The people calling
You boring would cease!
That may be so, but they'd
Start shouting "Peace"!

How cute and adorable
You'd be as a baby!
With people gurgling at me?!
Definitely no, not even a maybe!
Then what about Darigan?
You'd like to look evil.
What, me having to speak all medieval?!

You could be a "Mer-Aisha"!
Maraquan would be fine!
I'd have to be carried
In a bathtub all of the time!
Snot-painted? No need to worry
About anymore hugs from me!
Ew, no. I doubt there'd be enough
Tissues in the whole of society!

Pirate? Shiver me timbers and all of that!
I'd pity the parrot you got,
As I am a four-eared cat!
Image being a "snow-Aisha"!
You'd be a stunner!
You mean "puddle-Aisha",
Once the season turns to summer!

I know! You could be desert-tainted!
And have people running
After me with spoons,
Thinking I'm "dessert" painted!?
Let's get you glowing!
To the Rainbow Pool with haste!
Uh, I'd prefer not to look like
I've been eating nuclear toxic waste...

You've said no to every paint brush,
Of every name!
Because I like the way I am,
I'd like to stay the same!
Well, alright then,
Let's keep you as you are.
I think that's definitely the best
Suggestion you've made by far!

Woes of an Avatar Hunter
By Scarletdevil3

Stuck at ninety-nine avatars,
Yearning for one hundred.
It seems so very far away,
But look at these I've hunted!

I've cleared some ones difficult,
And some very obvious.
Yet some seem so out of reach
With profits very dubious.

Oh look! Look there!
A new avatar is released!
Oh, but alas
King Skarl is out to feast!

Oh Sloth, dear Sloth!
When will you deem me worthy?
And dear Bilge Dice Krawk,
Am I so very scurvy?

Oh Lab Ray, dear Lab Ray!
My Neopet is begging to change!
He dislikes being a mutant pet,
And he looks incredibly strange!

Please, powerful Rainbow Faerie,
Give to me a quest!
Your pools can change my Neopet,
And I'll feel so greatly blessed!

Now I don't want to be cliche,
But patience is a virtue!
For I just recieved an avatar,
By being Better Than You!

The Healing Springs
By Sabreena38

On the magic water
Silver bubbles float,
Swimming as if casting
A special rainbow veil,
Each drop of magic liquid
Worth more than a whole moat
Of dull and plain water,
Not half so pure and pale.
Besides the silver fountain,
With waters crystal clear,
There sits a water faerie,
Who thinks all others mere.
With hair so crystal glowing,
With legs a mermaid's tail,
She quietly sits
By a healing magic ale,
Then looks upon the newcomer
With lovely, curious eyes,
With neither shock or fear,
Nor registering surprise.
She leaps up, and seeing me, cries,
"Since you are sincere,
I give you a prize!
A pretty magic flask
Is thrust forth to me,
That is the deepest red
As far as the eye can see.
It's everlasting apple;
I'll trust you to use it well,
But of me to a dark faerie
Never must you tell!
What I give to you
Is a healing potion,
But oh don't jar it
When you're in motion!
Or its magic power
Will be lost forever,
Never to be regained,
However you endeavour."
And now my time has finished;
I wearily traipse away,
Holding close the magic flask
That took so long to brew,
I think I have done enough
For this Neopets day,
I've obtained some magic water,
As cool and fresh as dew.



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