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Dieter's Daily Fun
There is delicious snow in my tummy.
If I eat too much
The pretty shapes
Will make my belly ache.
If I am lucky
I will discover some Bloat-B-Gone
And find my journey has again begun.
Although it is snow I adore
At times it can be quite a bore.
To entertain me
Hibernating worms will wake
And my trip is no longer a piece of cake.
I try to lose the white menaces
With my little trick
Of chomping another ice brick
If I am lucky I find a jewel;
Hard thing is trying not to drool.
I am normally not a treasure-hunter
But I have to have a way to have fun
While on the run.
As I fill up on powdered flakes
I continue on my way to the icy ground
Hoping to get there safe and sound.
It started off as just a game
A scavenger hunt online
Now I stare at the screen, transfixed
Oblivious to the passing time.
In the beginning
A simple click would suffice
But then it quickly developed
Into gambling away at Bilge Dice.
When I first turn on my computer
I promise myself not to begin
The absorbing (and expensive) quest
But it happens time and time again.
I've refreshed pages until my eyes watered
Bought items I never thought I'd need
Used morphing potions on my pets;
I'm consumed by avatar greed.
I do all this for a single reward
A prize to show I'm one of the best
Right now I think it's safe to say
That I am avatar obsessed.
Kreludor, what a wonderful place.
Where orange Grundos roam on this space.
They jump up to a mile range.
To us it might sound a little strange.
But to them it's just land to roam.
Where the buildings and houses
Are made of chrome.
Where Sloth once ruled this distant land,
Pitiful Grundos would lie on the sand.
But now since the horrible Sloth is gone,
The Grundos wake at the break of dawn.
They laugh and play the Neocola machine,
To take turns and never be mean.
After they spy at
The Kreludan Mining Corporation,
Then they head to Booktastic Books
For an education.
When they get hungry,
They head to the Cafe Kreludor.
To munch on some food,
And look around the store.
When they get sleepy,
They know it's time to go to bed.
They go back to their home,
And rest their heads.
Kreludor is a peaceful place,
Go back home, Sloth!
And don't interfere our space.
To The Unattainable Paint Brush
I have found you at last,
But I don't have the money.
If I had you, it'd be sweeter than honey.
I remember when I found
The link to The Hidden Tower,
You took my breath away.
I stared at you for over an hour,
And then I went astray.
I searched all over the Neopian world
To find the money for you,
But still, all my dreams unfurled
As I could still not have my due.
I still stare at you, even as I write,
I can't believe you're right there.
To attain you, I would put up a fight,
Alas, all I can do is stare.
Dear Unattainable Paint Brush,
If only you'd grace my Kacheek,
You'd make her skin so nice and lush,
My knees would grow so weak.
It isn't all that nice,
That the Phantom Painter is so rare,
You can more easily get Gummy Mice,
But I need you here, not there.
Dear Unattainable Paintbrush,
I hope we meet someday.
Fyora and The Hidden Tower
Up upon the highest cloud,
Sits the queen, beautiful and proud.
She overlooks all of the land,
It is so wonderful, serene and grand.
She hears a visitor knock at her door,
A voice speaks, "I have come
To buy weapons and novas galore."
She responds, "I will
Let you in, but do keep quiet.
If more people find out,
There may be a riot!"
She opens the door, but only a sliver,
And in comes a cold breeze
That makes her shiver.
In slips a dark figure,
Fully cloaked in black,
They repeat their request
To see items for attack.
She leads them up to the highest tower
And pushes into air,
Suddenly, a room appears
Where once there was nothing there!
All around are splendors,
Weapons of amazing strength!
From the small Everlasting Apple,
To items of humongous length!
The mysterious visitor gasps with delight,
Knowing that they will now win ANY fight.
These weapons, they are always very expensive,
But their magical powers are very extensive!
That room is the room
That I came upon long ago,
I know that it may seem
It could never have been so.
But it is real! I tell you it's true!
It is not myth or legend,
It is all there for you!
So next time you pass Faerieland,
Give Fyora a ring,
And see all of her
Magical, wonderful things!
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