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Oh what a surprise
This turned out to be
Neopets toys, for free!
Or, sort of, you see...
All you have to do
Is one simple thing
Buy a Happy Meal
Then you may as well sing!
For hooray, hoorah,
You've been given your dues
You have a toy,
Now off with your shoes!
Run through the house
Right to the table
To see what you got
You'll soon be able
You open up
The package with care
And scream out loud
An Aisha is there!
Your own little Aisha
To have and to hold
Now go back tomorrow
To see what is sold!
Oh, come and try some spooky food,
Come now, take a bite,
I know you will just love it, dude,
You shouldn't lose your sight!
The Snorkle snouts still hop about,
Isn't that a shame?
The eye rolls, I do say, taste like trout,
The cook is whom you should blame.
The deviled steak, for goodness sake,
Is moving, still alive!
And the pumpkin pie, give me a break!
It will, no doubt, make you cry!
The spooky gooplecream,
Isn't what it seems,
Please just step away,
The scary soup, cooked something mean,
And sure made me afraid
Now, doesn't that sound good,
Sounds like some nice food,
Aww, please just take one bite?
Raiders of Maraqua
A little blue Koi had a mission one day,
"You're so crazy!" the others would say,
Because he wanted to search Maraqua for
Jewels and gems and items galore.
Avoiding a Jetsam, he swam to the right,
With a push of a bubble he won this fight,
But the Jetsam would return rather soon,
With a threat of bringing the Koi to ruin.
Eying a jewel, the Koi bolted down,
Pushing some boulders and bubbles around,
With another push, he sent it up high,
Into the treasure chest the rare item flied.
As time went by, the dangers increased,
More boulders appeared, more Jetsams teased,
But the Koi was smart, and brave was his heart,
He had wanted to win from the very first start.
The day was done, the sun getting low,
And the little Koi's tiredness was starting to show,
So he resurfaced and rested with pleasure,
Knowing tomorrow he would find more treasure.
Bilge Dice Blues
Why are the dice so cruel to me?
Why do they roll ones, twos and threes?
I need a four to qualify!
Oh, not a six! That's much too high!
I only wish to beat the creeps,
That Eyrie with his lucky sweeps.
Grimtooth and Monty, cold as ice,
Why can't I beat that darn Bilge Dice?
I'm in the hole three thousand deep,
From big spender to dirt cheap.
I'm doomed with my unlucky spree...
Why are the dice so cruel to me?
In the Heights of Meridell...
In the heights of Meridell,
Along a mudstained path,
Lies a glade so beautiful,
You simply can't look past.
Get a bit closer, you will see,
Beauty with no confusion.
Sitting there, calling me,
Is the faerie named Illusen.
Her auburn hair sparkling,
And her green gaze all so kind.
She patiently waits in her kingdom of beauty,
To give me an item to find.
Whatever the item,
Whatever it will be,
Just say the word,
Give the challenge to me!
Vegan cheese, broccoli,
Kiwi smoothies or snowballs
Bah, it's really no trouble!
All it is is a trip to the bank,
I'll be back here on the double!
Give me around 16 minutes,
I'll get your request ASAP!
All for the small price of your satisfaction
Oh, and some cookies, please!
Now that the search is over,
I have to wait one more day.
Aww... I really don't want to!
It's a whole 20 hours away!
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