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Whack-A-Kass
By Thirteenthdragon

Meridell has lots of cool things to see
They have a neat game you can play for free
It's fun for you and it's fun for me
Whack-a-Kass is where you need to be
So grab some bread, a stick, or a bat
They're all really good for making Kass go splat

4, 3, 2, and 1 this wind direction is not much fun
6, 7, 8, and 9 if I'm to hit Kass now is the time
He drops off a branch from a great height
I hit him so hard now he's out of sight
He finally comes down from the sky
He hits the ground and bounces on by

A Turtum comes out
To measure how far Kass went
You'll earn lots of Neopoints for a really good hit
You can send in your score three times a day
I hope you enjoy my favorite game,
And play, play, play!

Awakening of the Faerie Slumber
By Jedistarmoonstruck

Fallen faerie, who lost your wings,
Lost your magic, lost your spring.
The color is drained from your face,
Brighter tones, by grey, are replaced.

Distant you are from the other sprites,
Though you are a faerie in your own right.
Regain your magic to ease the pain,
Obtain new wings by finding a new name.

Little Baelia, do not despair,
You have friends who care.
The wings and magic may be gone,
Keep your spirits up; you can do no wrong.

One thing you can do, cannot be taken away,
Be brave, Baelia, faerie strength is at your sway.
Stay strong, for a new world awaits,
And the Grey Faerie shall reawake.

Mystery Island
By Chick_a_roo2000

Into the bamboo harbour,
The boat slowly sails,
As we step onto the sunny beach,
Full of Kougra trails.

I'll buy a Hularoo from Tiki Tack,
And check the Trading Post,
We'll pick a Petpet from the Rock Pool,
Then take a Tiki Tour of the coast.

What's my Haiku for the day?
Can we play a game of volleyball?
Oh, let's hear the Island Mystic's wisdom!
Gee, Techo Mountain sure is tall!

Mumbo Pango sure looks hungry,
Let's do a Kitchen Quest!
Then let's hit the beach,
And maybe enter a limbo contest!

Let's make something in the Cooking Pot,
Or maybe just stop at Tropical Foods.
One last course at the Training School,
Hopefully the Techo Master's in a good mood!

As the sun slowly sets,
On the beautiful horizon,
We get on the boat but silently wish,
We'll soon return to Mystery Island!

My Neohome
By Nariopagitica

My owner built me
My very own Neohome
As wide as a mansion,
And as tall as a dome.
My owner sure loves me,
Cuz she made it so large,
That when Neofriends enter,
There'll be a cover charge.

There's so many gardens,
With flowers and a tree,
Red, pink, blue and
So many colours to see.
A potting bench sits
In the middle of each,
So I can plant fruit trees,
And eat a pear or a peach.

I have lots of bedrooms,
Some are zen, pink, or straw.
The closets all open,
With the touch of my paw.
The bathroom is spooky,
With a big rainbow rug,
And the huge fireplace keeps us
All cozy and snug.

My owner is the best,
Cuz my home is so great.
I wish that all owners
Would try once to create
Such a great Neohome
For all of their Neopets,
It's what makes us happy,
And they'll have no regrets.

A Minion's Message
By Amarinda

With a head like a chicken,
And pallor so green,
His mind's always ticking,
He's always so mean,

Wise minions prepare!
Mighty Sloth is returning,
From the Doctor's examples,
You all should be learning!

From Neopet Version Two,
To Transmogrification,
Creating chaos full-time,
Sloth takes no vacation!

In an underground lair,
Or amid floating stars,
Frank's great evil schemes,
Are off all radars,

So ready the ray gun,
Loyal minions, ten hut!
Block paths to freedom,
Keep all the doors shut!

Stock up on Neocola,
It's His Greatness's fav,
Hoard the mutating potions,
The look's all the rage!

He'll conquer Neopia!
Crush the faerie from space,
Enslave all the Neopets,
He's running the place!

All hail Doctor Sloth!
We're waiting for you,
Should we meet you on Kreludor?
Can you give us a clue?

He sent a secret quiz,
Got rid of General Chat,
We all can agree,
We're thankful for that

So we'll put up the posters,
Wear Sloth's avatar proud,
"Make way for Sloth's army!"
We'll keep yelling loud

Beware, foolish ones...
We're making preparations,
Promoting Sloth's quest,
For WORLD DOMINATION!



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