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The Popular Store
In Neopia Central there is a new shop
It does not sell hot dogs, chips or pop.
Nor does it sell sofas, tables or stools
Books, or candies, or Tyrannian tools.
It does not give out cupcakes or pies
Bicyles, codestones, or jars of flies.
Whenever you go they are always sold out.
Have you guessed the store I'm talking about?
Be patient, popular has become this store
Do not think of refreshing as much of a chore.
You have to be quick, you have to be fast,
If you are lucky you will get something at last.
If you get an item let it be a suprise,
For this store... it sells Petpet Supplies!
Kreludor: Bring It On!!!
You are mined for ore.
Moon of cobalt, heart of orange.
By industrialists you are scavenged.
Stones ripped from your very core,
Yield minerals that Sloth adores.
Used for some contorted plan,
You are victim of THE madman.
So come Neopians save your moon!
If not now, it will be hollow soon.
Collapsing in a puff of dust,
As gives way the too thin crust.
Don't postpone the rescue mission,
Take up arms and ammunition.
Rush to save our lunar realm.
Battle Sloth clones with Garoo at their helm.
Every pet can a hero be,
So live up now to your destiny.
Virtublaster in paw or hand,
Scupper Sloth's evil master plan!
Newly found Kreludor!
Are you a cause for war?
Or is this poem wrong...
An over hasty battle-song?
Every Neopet waits to hear,
Their Petpets shuddering with fear,
Oh! What does the future hold,
Be patient now, as it unfolds....
Come one, come all,
And hear The Hikalakas
They're here from Mystery Island
For some tiki taku rockin'
So climb up to the great plateau
To hear an island beat
They come from Mystery Island
Where the fruit is fiery sweet
A hot new act -- come hear The Hikalakas!
You'll know you've had a real good time
When nobody leaves mockin'
Just listen blissfully to all
The tiki songs so sweet
You'll know The Hikalakas when
You've got to move your feet.
You'll dance, you'll groove,
Just see those Hikalakas
You know they'll move a tidal wave
Pulled right up from Maraqua
So if you find your omelette salty,
Get up off your seat
A prehistoric ocean roar's
A Hikalaka treat.
Collect them all!
Collect The Hikalakas
You get a CD, cup or sculpture,
Even some maracas
Wear the t-shirt prize with pride
While shaking out the beat
With furniture and souvenirs
Your Neohome's a beach!
Don't miss the boat --
You'll love The Hikalakas
You'll want to come again and if
You dance out it's not shockin'
From Concert Hall to palm trees tall
Back home they soon will fleet
Can't wait for more? Come to the shore
Where tiki bands all meet.
Victory at Last
Hurrah! For hill, and rocky cave
Are celebrating the pets so brave
Who defeated the evil Eyrie Kass
With shields of gold and swords of brass.
Huzzah! Let the banners fall
And let the cheerful voices call,
"Victory has come to Meridell,
The coming days will surely be swell!"
Yipee! They tread the path back home,
The pets, o'er the roads they roam,
And every knight will hear a praise,
"You've helped bring the brighter days!"
Wahoo! The feasts will now begin,
With fun and games amid the din,
Lisha and all will surely be there,
Cheering over the trumpet's blare.
Three cheers for all who did their best!
Each one passed this mighty test,
For now, the sun has beaten the rain,
And Meridell is at peace again.
The Golden Dubloon
Walking in, an eye-patched Krawk,
I slump down at the table.
Around me, buzzing... others' talk,
I'll eat as much as I'm able!
Spread before me, a veritable feast,
Veggies, meat, and cheese...
To eat it all'd be quite a feat --
But I ask for it all, please!
The waitress heaps the plates,
As I hand her my sole dubloon.
Around me, perched on up-turned crates,
Sit my mates, humming a tune.
At first I dig in with relish,
Gobbling the foods left and right.
Slowly I slow, with a grimace,
Burst I might...
My mateys, with smiles so mean,
Laught and jeer
At my lovely shade of green!
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